MUAHAHAA! I commit acts of great weeeeeevil >:3

[3000s]

[thriron]

[amateur]

[finntheehumaneater-deactivated2]

imagine you’re a guard for your castle, and you see this lady calling for help and saying she’s the queen, so you bring her in and everyone watches as she fucking eats the babies in there and just goes, “yep. Sure. New queen.” Because she got them, along with you, all high on psychedelics. And then she transforms into a giant fucking blue creature and crawls away, never to be seen again.

[godisafujoshi]

God forbid women do anything

[weeeeevilwizard]

One of the many reasons I will never trust butterflies

[definitely-not-several-bugs]

The spell master: God damn it, where on earth is my magic crystal ball????

The suspiciously hungry and round bug:

[weeeeevilwizard]

To the Great Weevil Wizard,

where've ya been

Patience, minions. I am Plotting

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my trusted accomplices have assured me that my invisibility potion works perfectly, and that they are smirking with delight at my ingenuity

[weeeeevilwizard]

What is your opinion on the hymenopteran warlocks

Never get between them and their favorite food. They're bad enough without the magic, but with it... Yikes.

[weeeeevilwizard]

Man, never play cards with bark beetles. They always cheat.

[my-dailydreams]

Bagworm moth caterpillars disguised as tiny witches🖤

@viral-random-content

[warlockofagnesi]

@evilwizard @weeeeevilwizard care to comment?

[weeeeevilwizard]

They're coming for my job

[weeeeevilwizard]

Hammerhead worms don't really have brains, which is making traditional methods of controlling them difficult. It's really putting a damper on the construction of my immortal worm army

[weeeeevilwizard]

how do you peer into your crystal ball without your snout getting into the way? also, is it a human sied crystal ball or a weevil sized one.

My crystal ball is 1 marble. I lose them a lot so it really cuts down on scrying costs. Luckily my eyes are very big and very good at peering so it's not hard to see past my snoot

[weeeeevilwizard]

I offer as tribute: this fanart

excellent gimmick blog, started as a joke but I think it's really funny - keep it up! :3

I appreciate your dastardly contribution to my weevilness

[weeeeevilwizard]

indeed

[weeeeevilwizard]

hi what is the hiring process like for weevil minions?

It's very simple! You just hand me your resume (printed extra small) and then sign on the dotted line on this cool document here that says that your soul is now my property. And bam! Just like that, you become one of my weevil minions

[weeeeevilwizard]

I have found a solution to my quandary! I will simply acquire a size-changing cursed amulet whose size depends on who posesses it. Now does anyone have one of those?!?

[weeeeevilwizard]

I found one! Nothing can stop me now

[weeeeevilwizard]

I dropped it

[weeeeevilwizard]

It's... Uh... It's the earth's now

[weeeeevilwizard]

I have found a solution to my quandary! I will simply acquire a size-changing cursed amulet whose size depends on who posesses it. Now does anyone have one of those?!?

[weeeeevilwizard]

I found one! Nothing can stop me now

[weeeeevilwizard]

I dropped it

[weeeeevilwizard]

I have found a solution to my quandary! I will simply acquire a size-changing cursed amulet whose size depends on who posesses it. Now does anyone have one of those?!?

[weeeeevilwizard]

I found one! Nothing can stop me now

[weeeeevilwizard]

I have found a solution to my quandary! I will simply acquire a size-changing cursed amulet whose size depends on who posesses it. Now does anyone have one of those?!?