I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Love Begins
Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
ellievsbear
d e v o n
occasionally subtle
tannertan36
Xuebing Du
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RMH
AnasAbdin
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
DEAR READER
#extradirty
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@weeta-mix
Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe
PHRASE ADDED!
LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING
not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it
are you frequently overstimulated?
Are you frequently overstimulated?
Yes
No
In case you want to be, check out this website
You can really come on here and be like "did some chores ^-^" and people will reblog it
hold on I gotta make a post
did some chores ^-^
This Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Man
No. A lot of women don’t go to cosmetology classes to learn how to do hair, they have the experience from growing up-their mom doing their hair, Then experimenting which what they can do themselves. This guy probably had short hair his entire life with no clue on what to do. He didn’t just look up how to do a ponytail, he paid for actual classes so that he could do his little daughters hair in cool and creative ways so that SHE gets the learning experience and learns how to do it her own and then can go to school with fabulous. This is A+ daddy right here, he went above and beyond because he knows that he lack in certain areas where a mom would pick this up. Please don’t destroy nice things that men do simply because they are men and you want to hate them.
Please don’t destroy nice things that men do simply because they are men and you want to hate them.
Shots fired.
“This man broke gender norms so that he could be a better father than patriarchal standards require or often even allow men to be”
Good! Fantastic! This is what I like to see!
Let’s celebrate it when people go against gender norms in a way that makes the world better!
It reminds me of some thing that a friend of mine told me. When white people adopt a child of color, some adoption agencies and adoption organizations have African hair braiding classes so that the white parents know how to work with black hair so they can have that bonding experience with their child. 
"Wealth isn't "stuff", its the social relationship of command."
Oh fuck thats an amazing point.
the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”
Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression
his dating life was a lot of upward struggle
The 2015 Muppets was a very weird show but god was it funny
Die temu ad die
Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.
It accidentally is latin
String identified: t a . Accta at. t accta at
Closest match: Danio rerio DNA sequence from clone DKEY-178O16 in linkage group 6, complete sequence Common name: Zebrafish
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HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!
Okay, here's a pretty long German language article about it, from a very reputable source (Tagesschau is the country's biggest news report, with plenty of regional representation). Here's the gist:
The opera employed multiple large and extensive trigger warnings everywhere, including at the venue day of. Let no one say they weren't warned!
The remaining shows are sold out.
A doctor's attention was called in three cases, not all eighteen. Eighteen people *did* request the opera team's attention, but they had to call a doctor only in three cases.
The opera management is fully behind the director and her vision.
The same opera has already been staged before, in a different state of Germany, which much less hullabaloo and not a single case of doctors called in.
And before there was nothing…THERE WERE MONSTERS
in fucking tears rn
Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang
This made my brain go brr, therefore it’ll make your brain go brr too if you’re following me <3
Fuck I scrolled on but this is going to be living in my head so fucking much why did you have to show this to me I will never be free
art by The Baby Goat
Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.
But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.
PA system: Worker 72094. Leave your working station and report to the Supervisor immediately.
Supervisor: Worker 72094. You failed to meet your quota for 3 weeks in a row now.
Worker 72094: I can explain!
Supervisor: You're clearly burned out. I heard you moved recently. Take a mandatory two weeks paid vacation to readjust and report to me then.
Worker 72094: I... thank you?
Shadowy Board Member: Worker 11335. Do you know why you were summoned?
Worker 11335: Is it because I badmouthed the company during lunch?
Shadowy Board Member: That is correct. We are very displeased, Worker 11335...
Shadowy Board Member: ...with ourselves, that is. We hold ourselves to high standards of excellence which we clearly failed to meet. We were hoping you could advise us on necessary improvements. You will receive appropriate compensation, of course.
Job Interviewer: *wearing a featureless mask and speaking through a voice changer* Welcome to Hopeless Inc., Worker 100100.
Worker 100100: What's with the mask?
Job Interviewer: I'm shy 🤭
Of course. All Hopeless Inc. employees are due-paying members of Mindless Drones United.
It's a very responsive union that cares about its members on an individual level. They just love the dystopian hivemind aesthetic.
theres at least one employee that is called by their last name instead
you would think its because they are particularly valuable or something but no
they just have dyscalculia and numbers are hard for them
its a disability adaptation
theres at least one
employee that is called by
their last name instead
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
little guy is one sniff old and seeing so many wonderful things in this big and large world
