Grouchy Reptile Sorcerers

@thistle-and-rosemary side blog. Lizards and snakes and maybe some amphibians. Humom to three bearded dragons and one terrible leopard gecko who knows what she did

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[otterbelle]

I was at work today and saw these chameleons chillin and I started to take a video. Little did I know that one of them was a giant asshole.

[herps-and-derps]

this is so accurate of chemeleons 

[kaijutegu]

the look of betrayal tho

[justnoodlefishthings]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[alistair-button]

Everything you need in one spot

[i-m-snek]

[on-my-way-to-the-woods]

Scooped this molecule of a snake off of the bike path

[yeahponcho]

HE CRAWLED INTO MY HAND

[jaubaius]

[aeforvirra]

Aw he’s just looking for love

[oarfjsh]

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[krocodilian]

🦈🐊

[herpsandbirds]

Southern Black Racer (Coluber constrictor priapus), SNEAKY!!!, family Colubridae, Orlando, FL, USA

photographs via: Florida Stuff

[kaijutegu]

Jima was SO good at the show these last couple of days. I think it's only fair to reward her with a sushi dinner.

[kaijutegu]

[kaijutegu]

Full of sashimi and falling asleep in the banana bed

[thecollectibles]

Art by Ungfio

[drawnsnake]

A couple nights ago I dreamt that snakes had legs. Little gecko paws.

Yes I know lizards exist. My brain reinvented lizards with extra length.

[herpsandbirds]

Desert Horned Lizard (Phrynosoma platyrhinos), family Phrynosomatidae, Death Valley National Park, CA, USA

photographs by Ryan Sikola

[i-m-snek]

I uh. I think the watermelon broke her 😂