iv . so you settle for a ghost

a multi muse collection of dragon age oc's

[wefought]

                              starter  call   !  casile  corin

[ask-meme-addicts]

weird / funny sentence meme

‘ these sonic the hedgehog commemorative plates don’t clean themselves, and since i don’t believe in dishwashers they don’t get cleaned other ways either. ‘ ‘ personally? i think the old lady who dropped the priceless diamond into the ocean at the end of titanic should have given it to me instead. ‘ ’ i don’t have time for these questions, and i don’t have time for answers either. ‘ ’ the nature of man is best described as ‘a thing i don’t care about’. ‘ ’ hell, if i had a chip on my shoulder i’d be pretty happy. its a free chip to eat. ‘ ’ my class to learn how to tell time starts at one thousand and thirty. ‘ ’ this kills me every time, but who can resist jumping in a good spike pit? ‘ ’ its adam and eve, not woody and buzz, if you want a real toy story read the bible. ‘ ’ chainsaw hacky sack is all fun and games until someone loses a ponytail ‘ ’ hunting for meat is a fun, important life skill. all you have to do is find a smaller animal and bite it until it is dead. ‘ ’ the next person who tries to hit my brain out of my skull with a piece of metal will get a big surprise, i function perfectly fine without it. ‘ ’ actually i can see both the forest AND the trees. even your average idiot can see forests and trees, all you need is a working pair of eyes. ‘ ’ yeah, as soon as that caterpillar went into the cocoon, i knew there was going to be a butterfly coming out of it, not much of a surprise. ‘ ’ i’m not good at making friends, but i am good at sitting silently alone. so in a way it works out. ‘ ’ why do birds suddenly appear every time i crash a tractor into a silo full of bird seed? ‘ ’ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news. ‘ ’ everywhere you look, there’s a heart. stop screaming, i killed a lot of people to get all these hearts. ‘ ‘ have yet to receive any accolades, will wait patiently. ‘ ‘ i survived everything the world threw at me. except the knives, saw blades and acid. ‘ ‘ we let the bodies hit the floor, then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs… you name it, bodies will be hitting it! ‘ ‘ no, i didn’t drop all this on the floor. i dramatically knocked it out of my own hands because i have something to prove. ‘ ’ $19 for 100 glow in the dark pebbles? i don’t know man, this could be the deal that changes the game for me. ‘ ’ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead. ‘

[wefought]

a  generalized  starter  call  bc  ?  ??  i’ve  been  hesitating  to  say  this  bc  i  don’t  like  guilt  tactics  ,  but  i  haven’t  felt  super  welcome  over  the  past  few  weeks  ?  it’s  just  super  discouraging  to  have  so  few  people  try  to  interact  w  you  .  but  idk  ,  i’m  not  feeling  too  great  today  and  i  have  the  muse  for  a  few  in  the  gang  so  i  might  as  well  .

[wefought]

❝ nobody steals my dwarf. ❞ (florian/corta lmfao)

dragon  age  starter  sentences  .  accepting

what  a  charm  .  perhaps  your  inquisition  should  have  an  even  better  use  for  him  should  they  string  him  along  a  golden  chain  and  wear  his  wiles  like  a  pretty  thing  .  or  a  jester  .  you  feel  amusement  bubble  at  the  top  of  your  lungs  at  the  image  of  the  tall  and  charming  trevelyan  ,  reciting  mirthful  poetry  and  dancing  on  the  tops  of  his  toes  to  the  strumming  of  a  fat  lute  .

❛  aww  !  i’m  flattered  ,  i  think  ,  ❜  you  turn  your  head  to  exchange  meaningful  glances  with  the  armed  templars  who  have  firmly  seized  either  arm  and  tucked  them  beneath  the  small  of  your  back  ,

❛  should  i  be  flattered  ?  ❜ the  faux  curiosity  is  lost  by  the  playful  twinkle  in  your  eyes  as  the  airy  shape  of  your  smile  turns  wry  .  you  squint  and  tilt  your  head  ,  nodding  affirmatively  ,

❛  i  think  i’m  going  to  be  flattered  ,  ❜  the  anchor  on  your  hand  bursts  and  swells  ,  and  you  grasp  the  wrist  of  one  captor  .  his  agonized  cries  of  pain  are  your  only  reply  ,  silenced  at  once  as  you  catapult  him  toward  his  fellow  warrior  with  a  furried  throw  .

[wickedlymeme]

“You have no fucking idea.”

“Shut your fucking mouth.”

“Get the fuck out.”

“Are you out of your fucking mind?”

“What the fuck?”

“How the fuck?”

“What the fucking hell?”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Why the fuck are you still here?” 

“How the fuck did you do that?” 

“You’re fucking unbelievable.”

“I think we should fuck.”

“You really wanna fuck with me?”

“Watch what you’re fucking doing.”

“Did you just say ‘fuck you’?” 

“What the fuck are you watching?” 

“Where the fuck are we?” 

“How the fuck do we end this?” 

“Where the fuck do you turn it on?” 

“Have you seen this fucking thing?”

“Jesus fucking Christ.”

“Why the fuck did you do that?”

“What a fucking surprise.”

“You fucking well know what you did.”

“Leave me the fuck alone.” 

“Quit fucking bragging.”

“Are you here to fucking brag?”

“I said fucking LEAVE.” 

“I heard they fucked your best friend.”

“You know how this fucking movie ends?”

“You know where the fuck i’ll be.”

“Don’t fucking come back until you’re sober.”

“Don’t talk to your fucking mom like that.”

“You’re lucky they’re fucking dead.” 

“They fucking hated you.”

“They fucking loved you.”

“We all fucking burn in the end.”

“Time to atone for your fucking sins.”

“When was the last time you left the fucking house?”

“What did you fucking take?” 

“Wake up, please. Please fucking wake up.”

“They’re fucking dead.”

“Who the fuck did you ask out?” 

“You have no idea how much that fucking ruined me.”

“I fucking believed you. I won’t do it again.”

“You’re fucking beautiful.”

“You fucking well know why that happened.”

“Don’t fucking call me again.”

“They say heartbreak really fucks with you.”

[phoebebufay]

[wefought]

he’s  not  as  the  rumors  make  him  seem  ,  in  that  moment  :  rather  ,  you  find  the  leathered  rogue  to  be  much  more  egregious  when  your  fellow  guardsmen  are  filling  your  ears  with  shallow  murmurs  and  grandiose  tales  that  seem  more  fitted  to  the  pages  of  a  book  than  the  makings  of  one’s  alleged  repute  .  you’d  argue  however  that  standing  face-to-face  is  far  more  intimidating  ------  as  one  who  fails  to  disguise  yourself  in  the  shadows  of  mystery  ,  his  unknowability  is  unnerving  .

❛  hey  ….  ❜  a  fantastic  start  ,  surely  ;  one  can  scarcely  go  wrong  with  a  simple  greeting  .  your  lips  however  are  pursed  slightly  ,  eyes  squinted  with  a  smile  that  pretends  seamlessness  ,

❛  nice  ,  uh  …..  ❜  you  gesture  with  your  shield-heavy  wrist  towards  what  appears  to  be  his  entire  and  general  presence  ,  hesitation  forming  a  pause  as  you  study  the  stranger  quite  unbriefly  .  a  quick  glance  of  your  gaze  is  cast  beyond  the  other’s  shoulder  ,  searching  the  wild  gestures  of  your  fellow  guardsmen  who  had  schemed  a  daring  interaction  with  the  inquisitor’s  tavern-moored  companion  .  you  shake  your  head  in  confusion  ,  watching  as  one  makes  a  circling  gesture  with  a  finger  around  the  circumference  of  their  neck  .

❛  necklace  !  ❜  it  falls  from  your  lips  as  an  outburst  ,  one  that  splits  the  corners  of  your  lips  into  a  grin  suddenly  as  you  return  your  focus  to  said  wearer  .  you  clear  your  throat  quickly  however  ,  recovering  yourself  as  you  gesture  once  again  ,  with  humility  ,  ❛  i  really  like  your  necklace  .  ❜

❛  it’s  very  ,  crafted  .  crafty  .  the  crafting  is  ,  is  nice  .  ❜

@lostson  ♡    ❜  d

[wefought]

                              starter  call   !  casile  corin

[rpmemetic]

✯ DRAGON AGE GENERATOR SENTENCES / PART TWO

↪ A list of SENTENCES from the Dragon Age Generator blog on Tumblr, to be used and changed however you see fit. possible trigger WARNINGS for profanity and violence.

↪ All parts can be found here.

❝ and they say summoning demons never solves anything! ❞ ❝ are you serious? right in front of my inquisition? ❞ ❝ at this point, the headache i’m developing is preferable to the templar order. ❞ ❝ carry on. i love to kill people. ❞ ❝ date a girl who summons demons. ❞ ❝ don’t worry. getting in all kinds of trouble and saving the world are what i’m best at. ❞ ❝ don’t worry. kissing girls and killing templars are what i’m best at. ❞ ❝ for 8000 sovereigns a month i will stop getting in all kinds of trouble. ❞ ❝ gather your party and get in all kinds of trouble? ❞ ❝ getting eaten by dragons is human culture. ❞ ❝ guess i’ll summon demons. ❞ ❝ have you ever licked an apostate in winter? ❞ ❝ he say “do you love me?” i tell him “only partly” i only love my necromancy and my dragons, i’m sorry. ❞ ❝ gather your party and suffer various deaths of body and spirit? ❞ ❝ i am dying of something worse than death. magical fisting. ❞ ❝ i destroy the world because it’s the right thing to do. ❞ ❝ i have a purpose. i have pretty girls. ❞ ❝ i want to be a dog. ❞ ❝ if all else fails, raise the dead. ❞ ❝ if she breathes she’s an abomination. ❞ ❝ improvise. adapt. kill ancient gods. ❞ ❝ it was a dark time. there was one light. dragons. ❞ ❝ it’s a good day to bring doom upon all the world. ❞ ❝ it’s nothing personal, i just don’t work with bald people. ❞ ❝ it’s over, ____. i have the egg. ❞ ❝ last night, i saw ____ helping people … then he blew up the chantry. i tell you he must be an abomination or something. ❞ ❝ magic exists to raise the dead and never to save people. change my mind. ❞ ❝ make ____ bald again. ❞ ❝ news of the hour: ____ is an ass. ❞ ❝ nobody steals my dwarf. ❞ ❝ nobody steals my good hair. ❞ ❝ oh, hello … i’m suffering various deaths of body and spirit. would you like to join me? ❞ ❝ once i learn how to unite the lands against the blight it’s over for you bitches. ❞ ❝ press f to unite the lands against the blight. ❞ ❝ self care is uniting the lands against the blight. ❞ ❝ some people??? destroy the world???? to cope??????? ❞ ❝ sometimes to achieve the world one desires, one must put on a dress and dance the remigold. ❞ ❝ the dogs had sought to usurp heaven. but instead, they destroyed it. ❞ ❝ this is so sad alexa summon demons. ❞ ❝ those bastards made me get rid of my goat. poor ser crush-something-soft-and-watch-it-fountain-blood-a-lot. ❞ ❝ though darkness closes, i am shielded by pretty girls. ❞ ❝ what is needed now is not another templar order, but fine dwarven crafts, direct from ____. ❞ ❝ when i was in the circle, demonic possession was only a game. ❞ ❝ while you were partying, i brought doom upon all the world. ❞ ❝ while you were partying, i made this place a sanctum of healing and salvation. ❞ ❝ woman laughing alone with swords. ❞ ❝ you hear that, ____? i’m a giant spider. ❞ ❝ you just can’t throw a decent party without kissing witches. ❞ ❝ you should kiss someone else. like me. i like being kissed. ❞ ❝ your cat is a gift, but it’s also a curse. ❞

[phoebedynevors]

#aesthetic: aisha’s smile/laugh (▰˘◡˘▰)

[wefought]

                            starter  call   !  corta  cadash

casile  corin

[wefought]

❛  well  ,  you  know  what  they  say  :  The  Group  That  Disappoints  Their  Parents  Together  ,  Stays  Together  ,  ❜  

a  pause  ensues  as  the  realization  occurs  to  you  that  these  are  words  perhaps  best  kept  to  yourself  .  the  sound  of  boots  sloshing  along  the  dampened  mixture  of  sand  and  gravel  at  the  bed  of  the  cave  amplify  this  thankfully  ,  and  for  a  moment  you  wonder  why  the  maker  tried  to  bother  giving  you  a  mind  when  you  scarcely  use  seem  to  use  it  

there’s  a  gruff  ,  audible  rattling  in  your  throat  ,  high-set  brows  strung  together  and  thin  lips  pursed  as  you  tilt  and  shake  your  head  ,

❛  nope  .  they  don’t  -------  they  don’t  say  that  ,  i’m  sorry  ,  ❜

@taempestas  ♡    ❜  d

[nostalgic-films]

[wefought]

                              starter  call   !  casile  corin

[wefought]

❛     fingers     in     a     grip     like     you     might     run  ------

                                              so     you     settle     for     a     ghost     .

[wefought]

i  lost  my  passion  for  dragon  age  about  a  year  ago  ,  and  since  then  this  blog  and  others  has  sort  of  been  an  obligation  ,  or  even  kind  of  a  hope  that  some  day  i’d  just  come  back  into  it   on  my  own  .  yesterday  i  ended  up  dusting  off  my  old  dragon  age  game  inquisition  ps4  game  and  i  haven’t  been  able  to  let  go  of  the  controller  since  ,  and  there’s  sort  of  an  unspeakable  glee  that  comes  with  that  .  

so  in  the  spirit  of  finding  my  roots  again  ,  i’m  going  to  be  doing  some  major  constructing  on  this  blog  :  new  theme  ,  new  characters  ,  and  i’ll  be  nixing  a  few  too  ,  because  i  can’t  keep  up  with  the  number  i  have  right  now  .  

if  you  want  to  talk  to  me  or  discuss  muses  ,  plots  ,  etc  .  you  can  hit  me  up  on  discord  :  big daddy moist#7127

[wefought]

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