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[more-better-words]

Speaking of conversations we need to be having, can we talk about how DeVries is now BATMAN?!?

(sorry, Night Baron, no, he is 110% The Bat)

[carlinstitches]

So I listened to The Magnus Archives

Patterns are all here 

[aeli-tan-art]

U.S.S Hephaestus

thanks everyone for all the input!

[angryducktimemachine]

Does anyone wants to see the IKEA tape recorder poster I bought and then Magnus Archives-ified.

[angryducktimemachine]

[ID: a large poster with tape recorders on them. Black marker and white paint has been used to alter the tape recorders, one had blood splatters, another one has worms, the other one is locked in chains with "do not open" taped on it, another has "vigilio. Opperior. Audio" written on it, one is melting, another one is full of patterns and lines, another one is partially covered by clouds. A spiders web is running over the whole poster. /End ID]

[susiephone]

Felix Trench not beating the "horrible little man" typecast allegations any time soon 😂😂

[riso-wizo]

[littleacebee]

Aroace Rudyard truthers we won today 😌

[regicidal-defenestration]

[ID: A tweet by David K Barnes (@ VelvetBarnes) reading: "With my dying Twitter breath, some Wooden Overcoats facts: Rudyard Funn is canonically ace; Eric & Templar totally did it in that balloon; “Hold me Georgie” / “You hold your own Georgie” is my favourite joke in the whole show (s2e8) End ID]

[hephaestuscrew]

[ID: Another tweet by @VelvetBarnes reading: 'The thing with Rudyard is he’d never use the term, because he wouldn’t know the terms existed! But I tried to make it clearer in each season in the most Rudyard ways I knew how!']

[mariorsomething]

rising from my grave to bring you this in light of recent developments

[giantsequoias-deactivated202204]

“but he always remembered you, didn’t he? ‘little moth.’”

[jam-etc]

Been listening to the Hotel Podcast, wanted to do a take on some design ideas

[orthodontisth8r]

Check out these super important basic spanish phrases for beginners!!

“Hola Jon” - a greeting: this is a great way to say hello to people!

“Disculpa por el engaño” - an apology: it is crucial to know how to say sorry, especially when learning a new language.

“pero quería asegurarme de que comenzaste a leer, así que pensé que era mejor no anunciarme.” - an explanation: this phrase has lots of great vocabulary and you may need to use these words often!

Hope this helps!!

[cherryspliced]

Those Beholding lads sure do BE HOLDING EACHOTHER 👀

(get it?? Get it??)

(... I was gonna write something sappy or edgy under this and instead my Gremlin brain went for a joke... soooo)

[rabbitmotifs]

dni if you: have blond hair, have blue eyes, own more than one suit, are incredibly lonely, possess a charming everyman quality, like a light ale, wear beige to a funeral, carry antihistamines, cant work a tower crane, own a kindle, use book quotes in important situations, have nice forearms, can drive a rickshaw, are a sappy drunk, know how to play a guitar, can defuse a bomb, are not afraid of the dark (anymore), carry multiple passports, know a few survival tactics, havent been to the circus in ~10 years, aired an ad on the radio to get someones attention, can operate a hot air balloon, have ever been accused of enjoying global warming, are a fan of french New Wave films, need everyone to like you all the time, can speak french, have fallen asleep on the floor before, wrote a best man speech, would like to have a burial AND a cremation upon passing, like dark chocolate (the kind thats practically stygian), have ever caught on fire, hid a body, got sent to the army reserves, are medium-sized, dug up a grave before, are good at public speaking, did theater, like unavailable women, done a nude photoshoot, or have a very mysterious past.

[rabbitmotifs]

dni if you have a crush on my weird sister

[hephaestuscrew]

True feminism is when a funeral home employee and a circus ringleader persuade a mortician to pose for a naked calendar (even though the three of them used to be in an extremely awkward love triangle).

[madeleinefunn]

There’s toxic productivity and then there’s posing for a naked calendar so you stay on schedule

[werateaudiodrama]

what i am looking forward to most this season of wooden overcoats is when we finally have an episode to take a deep dive into chapman’s complex, dark, dangerous or whatever past and at the end of his retelling of it, rudyard just being

supremely unimpressed

[werateaudiodrama]

chapman: so…that’s it. that’s my whole story from a long time ago. i’m sure you must have a lot of questions for me, but -

rudyard: no thank you chapman, i’ve already been subjected to enough of your self-centered rambling for one lifetime

chapman: self-centered rambling? i’ve just told you i spent 30 years training to assassinate the president of the moon!

rudyard: yes and i read a brochure advertising space camp, you’re not so special

[georgie-barker]

It's character growth that Eric is going to be September and not July or June