My "people skills" are "rusty".

Carol, 25, Scotland. Tall, does the science, usually confused, always tired. This blog is all over the place, much like my life. I stand by the outdated header quote, because it will always be true.

[wonderwomangrad]

“Just sit down and fucking write.”

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[pettycentral]

[ladymalchav-archive]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

when you have anxiety so you think about every possible thing that can go wrong in a situation and something goes wrong

[opossummypossum]

MOOOOOM

[thenatsdorf]

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

The people running after him makes it funnier

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

He looks so happy

[whostolemymonkey]

The whole post, blessed.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

RUN HOME KEANU!

AND DON’T STOP FOR ANYTHING!

[zeetumb]

Lol

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

IT’S HIS NOW :D

[johnbeyonder]

[thesilverwolf7]

I never want any context for this ever

[if-the-moon-turns-green]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[biolegend]

So true. Comic by http://phdcomics.com/.

[eggmacguffin]

Setting a few things straight:

1. magneto was right (accepted all mutants to his cause instead of just the pretty ones, taught them to love and respect themselves, actively fought against anti-mutant rhetoric in order to prevent another holocaust)

2. magneto was kind of stupid (regularly played chess with a telepath)

[lyrium-deactivated20230102]

i just saw a post that redid POTUS as SCROTUS which stands for “so called ruler of the united states” and i wanted to let you all know that’s how i will exclusively refer to trump henceforth

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[the-gayest-mermaid-deactivated2]

ENORMOUS SIBLING

[coldtake]

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[eroticadventurerofderangedkind]

Richard Ayoade-The son that Jermaine Clement and Taika Waititi sadly cannot have.

[womaninterrupted]

This is perfection.

[smol-link1-moved-blog-deactivat]

I DID IT OMG!!! happy new year!!

[doopboopdoopboop]

I CANT BREATHE

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

[zooophagous]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*

YES, DAMMIT

[rashkah]

[skidar]

And Steve Irwin is showering them all with affection

[hntrgurl13]

But does every Stingray go to heaven? I mean, what if Steve Irwin just randomly came across the Stingray that killed him?

[skidar]

Steve would probably pat it and say ‘Sorry I spooked you mate, gosh your a beauty! You must have grown three times since I last saw you!’ 

[emaleiigh]

this is a pure post

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[adventuresinchemistry]

New Years Resolution for 2015:

Science really fucking hard

[dumb-science-jokes]

New Years Resolution for 2016:

Science even fucking harder

[nutwit]

New Years Resolution for 2017: Science the fucking hardest

[unofficially-nasa]

New Years Resolution for 2018:

Science the best, like no one has before!