Kenny Chesney's 2025 Chillaxification Tour

I'm Kenny. I like Batman, Star Trek, some anime(mostly haikyuu). Lesbian, in my 20s. Magneto was right.

[calamitysong]

founding tenets:

- beware the moving image

- all actors should be burned at the stake

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[duskquil]

did u know that sesame street did columbo parodies where he is a sheep and his name is colambo

[duskquil]

i love you colambo

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[theenderwalker]

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "Decarbonized formaldehyde is great. Just wash daikons with decarbonized formaldehyde and they turn white."

"Decarbonized formaldehyde" (脫碳甲醛) is an online phrase used to make fun of people that blindly avoid chemicals. Formaldehyde (H2CO) decarbonized is water (H2O).

[eng by me]

[allpiesforourown]

Au where hua cheng was searching for xie lian more actively so he set a bounty on him and had "have you seen this man" posters with a drawing of xie lian plastered all over the place

Xie Lian finds said poster and goes "when did I offend the ghost king so much he's offering this much money to find me!?"

[allpiesforourown]

Poster: wanted alive and unharmed

Xie lian: he wants to kill me himself...

[allpiesforourown]

Shi Qingxuan: this portrait doesnt look much like how you usually dress though

Xie Lian: well it is from when i was 17

Shi Qingxuan: you pissed off the ghost king so badly he was hunting you down at 17????

[sunderwight]

#not going to disuade mu qing and feng xin from thinking hua cheng is gonna kill xie lian either#when xie lian shows up in the heavens i wonder if any heavenly officials considering turning him in to hua cheng for the reward (@thesadisticsiren)

Xie Lian's in so much debt from his third ascension, I think maybe the top tier comedy option is he turns himself in for the reward.

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

[poll-position]

You are given a short-lived curse in which you have a song stuck in your head for a week. On the bright side, you get to pick the song. Which do you choose?

American Pie (Don Mclean)

Bad Romance (Lady Gaga)

Cotton Eye Joe (Rednex)

Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)

Dancing Queen (ABBA)

Happy (Pharrell Williams)

Hot n Cold (Katy Perry)

Single Ladies (Beyonce)

Take Me Home Country Roads (John Denver)

Wannabe (Spice Girls)

We Didn’t Start The Fire (Billy Joel)

9 to 5 (Dolly Parton)

Voting ended onJul 16

[leupagus]

Welp I guess all of these songs will be stuck in my head for the next week

[ttrevelyan]

finding an error in someone else's fic: awe. we are all human - this is totally understandable and doesn't bother me whatsoever. it is almost endearing to know that others are not perfect, and in their excitement to share, they made a small mistake.

finding an error in your own fic: a merciful death is too kind for me. i deserve to be burnt on a pyre or publicly executed at dawn

[muffinlance]

Someone commented that they loved a line

They quoted the line

The line had a typo

This is the fastest way to kill an author

[lesvegas]

A few years ago while trying to find ways to commit suicide as painlessly as possible, I came across a PDF of Dr. Paul Quinnett's The Forever Decision. Thinking it might go into actual methods of suicide (I read an article once that actually did that and was trying to find it again) I started to read it, and I think I only got about two pages in before I was crying too much to actually see the words.

I downloaded the PDF to my hard drive and I open it again whenever I'm feeling too suicidal to do much else, but not enough to start booking a ride to the hospital. And every time without fail I only go up to a few pages before backing off and choosing to live another day just because suicide suddenly seems even more unbearable than whatever the hell upset me in the first place.

All the book really does is [I'm pulling a summary from GoodReads here as, again, I've read no more than 5 pages] "discusses the social aspects of suicide, the right to die, anger, loneliness, depression, stress, hopelessness, drug and alcohol abuse, the consequences of a suicide attempt, and how to get help."

But it also starts with the author kindly asking the reader to complete the book before going through with anything, and for some reason I'm compelled to really just try to read it all before finalizing everything. Despite not yet completing it (hopefully never will) I think I can safely say it's saved my life at least a few times now.

It's intentionally legal to copy and redistribute this book to keep it as accessible as possible, and it's very easy to find, but here's a link for it anyways.

[pavizi]

adventure time comic 2

[wholesome-animal-images]

[fashionlandscapeblog]

Martine Feipel & Jean Bechameil

Plague and Cholera, 2014

Photo: Editpress/Julien Garroy

[cat-goo]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.