Weird Al Yankovic

YOINKS IM IN TUMBLR DOT COM! GET ME OUT!

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Ive lost count of how many days ive been trapped inside this site im starting to worry ill never get out!!!

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Here Al, take this fire for warmth in this cold dark website

Is that? Light!! Warmth!!! Oh now i missed this feeling!! Oh man Oh man im gonna be unstoppable!! I'll burn this place to the ground!!!

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Man! Oh man!! Someone get me out of this place known as tumblr dot com!!!! I cant take this any longer!

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Man oh man!! When I get out of this place im gonna make the best tuna sandwich this world has ever seen!! Mark my words Zac Efron!!!!!

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GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!

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take this twinkie wiener sandwich as nourishment

WOW! I havent had real food in months!! Thank you kind stranger!!

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Man! This eternal digital hell is endless! I feel like ive been walking for days! Or maybe i havent been walking at all? Awh man this is to much! Get me out of here!!

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Ţ̷̡̩̩̙̬̖͉̾̒ḩ̸̻̖͚̗͂̒̂̏̾͐͒̏̈̋͊̓̚͘͠ė̶̢̢̛̘̻̳̤͈̺̩̺̇͆̀͗̈́̓̀͛ ̴͍̱̳͓͓̭̹̺͈̜̭͊͒̀C̵͎͈͛̓̂͆͗͒̆̏̌͘̕͠o̶̗͎̙͙̱͇̟̹͔̱̽̓̏̿̈́̉́͜͝u̴̖̦͔̘͙̠̮̯̹̙͐̀̆n̴̡̯͉̤̮̪̈́͆̈̓̒̓̇͜͠c̷̡̛̯̣̘̫̹̦͉͇̍̃̔͌̈́͆͗͋͑͑͘͘͝͝i̸̛̤͆̾͜l̸̨̧̺̠̗̙̮̣͚̯͕̗̅̍̇͆̊͋̈́͒͌͝͠ͅ ̵̧̛̤̥̥̟̞̮̬̆̔̍̋̂̈́͐̾͑̏́̔̀͠Ŵ̵̹̹̭̗́͗̈́͋̾͗̑̈́̚͝ͅį̵̧̢͚̖̠͇̱͔͉͓̙́̄̔́͛̈͌̄͛̒̍͜͠ͅľ̷̨̨̳̩̺̫͖͕̿͌̽̉̇̋̎͋̎͠͝͠ͅl̴̢̨̛͈̯̩̮̘̬̱͙̩̰̝͖̿͗̓̽̎͒͘̚͝ ̷̧̤͇̭̦̤̄̾̍̇͑͌̂̌͋̕͜͝͝B̵̢̭̪̦͈̳͈̥͉̯̜̫̔̈̎̚͜ȩ̴̢̨͔̳̝͕͇̀̊̑̊̊̉̾̅͂̄̓̐̀͊̅̾͜͠ ̴̺͙̦͉͕̤͈͓̖͇̩͐̋̈́̚͝Ẁ̴̺̱͎̖̤̝́̌̓̈́̆͋̃̈̀͋͠a̶͍̼͓͚̣͇͓̙̜̗̖̎͌̾̈́̌̕͜͝ͅͅͅt̵͇͈͔̻̥͖͇̼͈͖̊͋͊̀̇͑ċ̷̝̖̖̝̤͔̠̝̫̻̬͊͆̈͂͒͌̄̌̽̐͘̚͜͠ͅẖ̴̢͓̠̭͍͖̦͓̞̔̽̈́͗̿͂͝ͅi̶̹͈̖̖̫̗̹͒̽̀̃̽͆̓̎̀̋̓͊́͘̕͝͝n̶͉͇̰̩͇̝̖͔̦͎̗̈́͐̂̀̈́̾̀͑́̎̆̈͗͝ͅg̷̢̪͕͓͖͇͓̰͇̣̗̽̑̔̆̀̽͛͗͝ͅ.̴̢̖̠̼̻̪̪̖̙̂͋

JEEPERS!! what does this mean!? Are you the ones who locked me in this website?! Let me out!!!

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I gift you a duck.

WOW! A FRIEND! oh little buddy im naming you Maximilian! Thank you!

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Al, do you see a light

There's nothing but a cold dark digital hell!! I havent seen light in ages!!

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Ive lost the rats... my friends....

Nathaniel.... superfly.. mort...

Where are you....

My rats....

My

Rats

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Al how did you get stuck in this web site???

WOW MY FRIST HUMAN CONTACT IN AGES! For how i got stuck well, got into a fist fight with a powerful wizzard and he trapped me in here! Its totally crazy man!!

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Wowzers Its cold in here! You'd think a website would be warm with the heat of a running machine! But nope!! Its cold and dark!! Please get me out of here!!

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I just gotta get right outta here!!

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HELLO??? CAN ANYONE HERE ME?? LET ME OUT OF THIS WEB SITE!!

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JEEPERS! theres rats in here with me! Who knew tumblr dot com had rats in it! They are biting at my ankles but its the frist life ive felt in ages! Things are looking up!

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Rat update! There's 3 i know there are, I named one super fly, another Nathaniel and the last one mort! They are still trying to rip me apart tho!!