Weird Nerd Quotes

Weird quotes made by nerds taken out of context.

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"All true heroes die with a boner."

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"Is anyone covering their face!? We can't be noticed!" "...no..." "He turned into a bird, but that didn't last long."

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"Man, I honestly thought that turning into a cow was the move."

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"I am trying to figure out which side will be more effective." "Proboably not the iron ass."

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"It would be wild if you got exploded by crabs again." "Don't tempt the DM."

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"If we get a Wish spell, I don't know that I am wishing for crackers." "But we need 6.9 million crackers to save the city!"

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"Crab society will never be the same."

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"Are you doing this to join the crab society down the hall!?" "There is a crab society down the hall?" "Aww fuck, I shouldn't have told you that. Protect the crabs!"

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"You attacked me mid-crabening!"

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"Why did you stop me!? I was almost a crab!"

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"What if this leads to crab armageddon?" "What if the crabs are evil!?" "Why are we just doing crab based trolley problems?"

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"I want to memorize this ritual in case I also have to turn into a crab and battle the devil for the soul of the crab race."

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"Please don't give white phosphorous to squirrels." "PLEASE GIVE WHITE PHOSPHOROUS TO SQUIRRELS!"

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"We have a gentlemen's agreement not to burn the forest down."

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"I am trying my best!" "I know! It is really sad!"

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♪"That Hammadryad's cock made me think about the cylce of life and death."♫

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"This is why we rob from people's couch cusions. No paper trail."