Weird Phrases

this is many different things that were heard incorrectly or were said sarcastically and we mean to cause no offense

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Your tie is unshoed

when your shoe is untied

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got-her-aide

how to pronounce gatorade

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Whoa, I got butt-kills!

when you’re playing Call Of Duty right

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"I shave my dresses when I wear legs."

When you dress nice

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Prison showers with your friends.

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Can I upgrade this apple to a banana?

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Don't droop the blooberries.

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"You're supposed to toss the coin not knock her out with it."

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"You shut doors."

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""CHEESE."

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"Let's burn it with ice."

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"It was the killer penguin."

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"Apple + Apple + hammer = orange juice."

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"MAYO MAYO."

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"You are reading this."