erm… what da fish

jay / twenty-four / he/they

[shepfax]

[feldfrog]

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

[teaboot]

and does the rat itself not have shoulders…. much to consider here.

[luciferbacon]

Does the rat itself not have a head.... much to consider here.

[sobcat]

[rockthrowingbutch]

[tygerbug]

some shit like this is always happening

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[modogoblin]

[certifiedgirlthing]

[the-quasar-hero]

Ungentrified version

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[infectiouspiss]

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[animentality]

[pnglove]

RAT CAKE ♡🐀

[freakytikigifs]

Ryan Gosling and James Ortiz as Ryland Grace and Rocky PROJECT HAIL MARY

[escuerzoresucitado]

Good morning

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[portraitoftheoddity]

My favorite part of youtube is the part of it that is middle-aged-to-old guys with zero production value who have made a simple, low-quality video on their phones about how to repair the exact fucking appliance that has been giving me grief so I can fix that fucker myself instead of spending hundreds of dollars to hire someone.

These men are all my honorary uncles and I love them.

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank