rp memes that all have a certain energy to them

(it's my energy)

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»        minecraft story mode quotes

❝ nothing built can last forever. and every legend, no matter how great, fades with time. ❞

❝ who are either of us without the other? ❞

❝ it's so much easier for a legend to stay nice and shiny when it's a fond memory... easier to control it. ❞

❝ i'm not proud of it, [name], but i was a little, tiny bit weirdly obsessed with you. ❞

❝ don't make yourselves the villains in my story. ❞

❝ you're totally jealous. ❞

❝ thank you, by the way, for getting arrested with me. no one's ever done anything like that for me before. ❞

❝ soooo... you're not gonna... you don't wanna just, weigh in, with your opinion... or just, say, words. ❞

❝ i’m gonna get my OWN mushrooms. make my OWN stew. disregard my bedtime. break whatever rules i feel like! within reason! ❞

❝ would you rather fight a hundred chicken-sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens? ❞

❝ there are good things left, if you look for them. ❞

❝ that's my body, [name]. my broken, battered body. ❞

❝ they cannot help you. but me? i choose not to. ❞

❝ i hope i’m not imagining things. goodness knows, it’s happened before. ❞

❝ you are resilient. though, sadly... still mortal! ❞

❝ everyone's running away... except for you. ❞

❝ you will be made useful. ❞

❝ oh, and pumpkin pie is the universally loved food? i think not. ❞

❝ you and me have made a pretty good team so far. i'd even call us friends. ❞

❝ i don’t want you to feel forced to keep doing something you don’t want to. i don't wanna be that person. or... or make you feel scared to tell me the truth. ❞

❝ boy. when you put it like that, i almost feel bad. ❞

❝ wow. never knew you cared so much. ❞

❝ haven't you taken enough? ❞

❝ i'm just trying to get used to having 'teammates' and 'people who care about me'. ❞

❝ i hate so much about the way you choose to be. ❞

❝ hopefully they dig a deep hole, bury them in it, surround it with lava, and— sorry. got a little carried away there. ❞

❝ stay safe, okay? ❞

❝ don’t know if you’ve looked in the mirror lately, but i’d watch who you’re calling “goofy.” ❞

❝ you pick up that excuse at the same place you got that haircut? because they're both awful. ❞

❝ no matter what you've done, you're still a person. like everyone else. you can be redeemed. ❞

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»        setting starters inspired by as dusk falls

send me a number between 1-20 and i’ll write a starter for our muses in the specified location! or, send me desert dream and i’ll randomize!

home, at sunset.

deep in the forest.

a trailer park.

on a beach.

in prison.

a lawyer’s office.

a tall tree near a run-down rest stop.

a hotel someone else is paying for.

a seedy bar in the midst of a deluge of rain.

a wild party.

train tracks.

out on the open road.

a construction site.

a shootout.

a barn that needs fixing up.

the canadian wilderness.

the sheriff’s house.

a swimming pool.

a cabin in the woods.

a motel on route 66.

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»        as dusk falls sentence starters           tw: alcohol, mental health.             feel free to change pronouns and/or phrasing to suit your muse!

❝ not so long ago, i wanted to be a journalist. ❞

❝ i tell ya, the only thing worse than feeding a dog fast food is smelling it again on the way out. ❞

❝ that’s a lot of stuff for just two men. ❞

❝ what do bank robbers eat for dessert? heist cream. you get it? ❞

❝ you lost the — no you didn't. ❞

❝ take a minute. get your shit together. ❞

❝ country kids. or the desert version. lucky we’re still in one piece. ❞

❝ this your work? you've done a good job fuckin' it up i see. ❞

❝ why weren't you keepin' an eye out, huh? ❞

❝ all right, big-man, you've got until seven to get this apartment ship-shape and ready to go. ❞

❝ learn how to drive, asshole! ❞

❝ don’t talk about him. this is all his dumb fault anyway. ❞

❝ jesus christ. i swear i never come so close to shittin' myself. ❞

❝ [NAME], no. we can't go from strangers to roommates. ❞

❝ you're trying to kidnap my WIFE, man. you think i'm gonna stand here and let that happen?. ❞

❝ so what’s next? license plate game? another round of row-row-row your boat? ❞

❝ i hope he didn’t see our license plate. ❞

❝ relax! it ain’t personal. ❞

❝ family? we’re just your fucking babysitters. ❞

❝ police, open up! ❞

❝ police, open up! or maybe... it's the big bad wolf. ❞

❝ jesus, [NAME], this isn't die hard. ❞

❝ you think you're bruce willis, huh? undercover, fighting off bad guys? ❞

❝ maybe you need a cold shower. ❞

❝ eyyy, let’s party. ❞

❝ shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ girls, booze, that fancy purple car of yours... i don't know, it doesn't sound like the worst. ❞

❝ gonna miss your sweet little smile, cupcake. one last drink? ❞

❝ you wanna hear my pitch? i say we rob the bank. ❞

❝ no offense... but i think you're just hot wind. ❞

❝ well you got a better plan? cause i don't. ❞

❝ these houses all look the same to me. ❞

❝ you're always out skulkin' in the woods, climbin' trees and all that. we all know you're good at it. ❞

❝ don't screw this up, kid. ❞

❝ i need you focused, or none of us are getting out of here. ❞

❝ no — no — STOP. YOU listen to ME. ❞

❝ you and i are goin' for a stroll. ❞

❝ she's tough. she'll make it. ❞

❝ it's not the walls. it's what happened within them. ❞

❝ you touch my things again, you won’t be happy. ❞

❝ he came back early, i don’t know what happened! ❞

❝ s'alright. i put my big boy pants on today. ❞

❝ get rid of the cop. you hear me? ❞

❝ you know what this means? shooting a hostage? ❞

❝ all i asked, was that you not do anything stupid. but stupid is all you do, isn’t it? ❞

❝ are you about to give me marriage advice? because if i recall, you walked out on yours. ❞

❝ take that stupid smirk off your face. you look like a fuckin' halfwit. ❞

❝ look, you got away. can you let me go now? ❞

❝ you’re coming with me. ❞

❝ you know you're going to jail after this, and when you finally die there, you're going straight to fuckin' hell. ❞

❝ newsflash — THIS is hell. and we've been here a lot longer than you have. ❞

❝ this is a toughie... ❞

❝ you know something? i don’t like you. ❞

❝ knew we shouldn’t have brung him. ❞

❝ you do that, i promise you’ll regret it. ❞

❝ wanna get high? ❞

❝ i'm scared, [NAME]. i don't want to be alone. ❞

❝ hey, my heart's practically thumping out of my chest. but at least it's still 

beating, right? ❞

❝ i'm sorry about what i did. i was selfish, and i hurt you... ❞

❝ easy now, let’s just — ❞

❝ wait. you need a hostage? take me. ❞

❝ sorry to lock you up like this. ❞

❝ ON THE GROUND! NOW! ❞

❝ i think it’s time to put this whole thing behind us. ❞

❝ you joke when you're hurt, you always have. but i can see through it. ❞

❝ don't speak. don't make a sound. ❞

❝ it'll be over when we win. ❞

❝ i shot him! we gotta run! ❞

❝ now, i can help ya, but you gotta relax those nerves first, all right? ❞

❝ we all have things that scare us — like the dark, and that's okay. i guess we just learn to live with it until maybe one day we won't be afraid anymore. ❞

❝ it was a mistake. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. ❞

❝ oh god, i was right? ❞

❝ was he good in bed? was it worth it? ❞

❝ i'll always be here for you. that won't change. ❞

❝ come on, man. just share the food. ❞

❝ you are testing my patience here, man. ❞

❝ how the hell do you climb so fast? ❞

❝ please write back, [NAME]. i need to hear from you. ❞

❝ do you think i'm bad? am i... am i broken? ❞

❝ you know the world thought you were dead. after you jumped off that cliff. ❞

❝ you'll be fine. you have my word. ❞

❝ aw, fuck! ❞

❝ spare me the lecture. can you do it? ❞

❝ i think the only real job i ever had was convincing people i was someone else. ❞

❝ wasn’t taking the scenic route your idea? i wanted to do this trip at 30,000 feet. ❞

❝ look, this is our only chance. we have a kid in the back of the car, ain’t no way the cops’ll shoot. ❞

❝ i got your back, you know that, right? ❞

❝ i'll always look out for this family. no matter what. ❞

❝ come on now. you're just being dramatic. ❞

❝ look, forget what i said, okay? of course i'm your brother. ❞

❝ it isn't working. it never does. ❞

❝ i don't remember you having a scar before. ❞

❝ family means sacrifice. ❞

❝ we don’t know that for sure. it’s a huge risk. ❞

❝ hop that fence and find a way in. ❞

❝ be there tomorrow. please. let me die looking at someone who knows me. ❞

❝ look, you said you see my face in your dreams? well, i see your face too. i can't explain why. ❞

❝ you deserve a friend, you really do. it just isn't me. ❞

❝ i hope you’re happy. ❞

❝ let me just have one last look around. ❞

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»        headcanon memes inspired by things i like, part 3           inspired by as dusk falls           tw: addiction.

send in a prompt and i’ll answer the corresponding question about my muse!

[ vince ] what is your muse’s relationship with themselves? do they respect themselves? do they sacrifice their own needs for others?

[ jay ] how does your muse feel about their family?

[ zoe ] has your muse experienced a traumatic event? how does that trauma affect them?

[ tyler ] what is your muse’s relationship with happiness? would they describe themselves as a happy person? what gets in the way of their happiness, if anything?

[ dale ] how does your muse deal with anger? are they physically aggressive, or more passive-aggressive?

[ dante ] is there anything in your muse’s life that would cause them to act recklessly and aggressively, even if it means harming those they care for?

[ becky ] is your muse an artist? what sorts of things do they create?

[ michelle ] how does your muse cope with feeling abandoned?

[ jim ] does your muse lie? how often? do they lie to strangers, loved ones, both, or neither?

[ joyce ] what does your muse aspire towards? do they have dreams or goals they’d like to achieve?

[ paul ] does your muse have any addictions? are they in recovery? if so, how is it going?

[ sharon ] does your muse command authority? do other people feel compelled to obey them?

[ bear ] how far would your muse go to save someone they love? would they sacrifice themselves for their loved ones?

[ stranger ] could your muse stomach working a job that harms others?

[ zeus ] does your muse like animals? which ones? do they have a pet?

[ vanessa ] is your muse rebellious? why or why not?

[ ash ] what were your muse’s feelings about and relationships with influential adults in their life?

[ big sam ] is it easy to make your muse feel suspicious of others?

[ bradley ] is there anything about your muse that’s inconsistent or poorly written? what potential does your muse have that hasn’t been fulfilled?

[ bruce ] does your muse fall in love easily? how do they respond to being in love? are they clingy, or more distant?

[ jason ] if your muse has kids, what kind of a parent are they? if they don’t have kids, what kind of a parent might they be?

[ may ] does your muse follow a religion? what is their relationship with religion?

[ todd ] does your muse like wild parties, or are they the type to stay at home?

[ trucker ] would your muse help out a stranger in need? what are their motivations for doing so or not doing so?

[ leland ] what would your muse be like if they were able to follow their dreams? what does the best version of your muse look like?

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»        quotes from my duolingo, part 7           tw: alcohol.  

❝ we had a drink, then two, then three. ❞  

❝ don’t be so curious; that’s rude! ❞

❝ i am [name]. i am a cat. ❞  

❝ i lost this tooth from biting the dentist. ❞  

❝ i don’t recognize you in your beautiful suit! ❞  

❝ but no, [name], cats don’t have thumbs. ❞  

❝ i would seriously think about it before accepting. you have to find out what the advantages and disadvantages are. ❞  

❝ they would not miss this moment for anything in the world. ❞  

❝ change, you’re really dressed like a clown. ❞  

❝ i don’t want to go out; besides, it’s raining. ❞  

❝ i’m not a stranger; i’m your wife! ❞  

❝ and you believed their ridiculous excuses? ❞  

❝ i have to find an excuse to stay home. ❞  

❝ one day, the entire earth will belong to me! ❞  

❝ i wish my life were like a romcom. ❞

❝ you want to spill your coffee on a woman who doesn’t know you and for her to fall in love with you? that’s not realistic. ❞    

❝ i heard that if you look a horse in the eyes, you can see the future. ❞  

❝ remind me why we’re friends? ❞  

❝ the distance won’t change anything about our love. ❞

❝ distance is not important when we love each other. ❞  

❝ it’s horrible; we’re stuck in the elevator! ❞  

❝ he passes by me but he never sees me. ❞

❝ this is a failure, and it will not be the last. ❞

❝ i would buy a goat, it would mow the lawn. ❞

❝ my grandmother keeps loads of useless things. ❞

❝ here, i can only trust myself. ❞

❝ if i don’t do everything myself, nothing is done. ❞

❝ i am not a hero, just an ordinary man. ❞

❝ these robots look so human; it’s crazy. ❞

❝ unbelievable! actually, we’re only fictional characters! ❞

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»        maybe interactive quotes because i’m obsessed, part 27          tw: violence, gore.  

❝ do you know? i think of you every night. ❞

❝ do you know? i think of you every night. every day, i thought long and hard... about cutting off your limbs and having my dogs feast on your dead body! ❞

❝ excuse me! that's rude! ❞

❝ i don't like your attitude. ❞

❝ you sure love to hear the sound of your own voice, don't you? ❞

❝ everyone is looking down on you. ❞

❝ what are you getting out of this? ❞

❝ what are you planning? ❞

❝ [name] is a thousand times more handsome than you. ❞

❝ don't be so weak! ❞

❝ i don't even want to see your face. ❞

❝ i suggest you sit while i'm asking nicely. ❞

❝ it was extremely troublesome having to drag you all the way here. ❞

❝ why did you bring me here? ❞

❝ do you think i'm stupid? ❞

❝ ...did you trick me? ❞

❝ you're an insane bitch! i'll kill you! ❞

❝ i'll take your life today! ❞

❝ this is all your fault. ❞

❝ do you call that an apology? ❞

❝ don't speak to me as if we're equals. ❞

❝ you're... being such a jerk right now. ❞

❝ i don't want to hear any more lies! ❞

❝ sometimes all the effort in the world can't fix something that's just not meant to be. ❞

❝ that sounds like a challenge. ❞

❝ you owe me an explanation. ❞

❝ just looking at you makes me nervous. even now. ❞

❝ i just can't trust you anymore, [name]. ❞

❝ i just can't trust you anymore, [name]. not until i know for sure who you really are. ❞

❝ you're too emotional right now. let's talk next time. ❞

[weirdlypersonalrpmemes]

send 🖊 to my ask and i’ll write a drabble for one of my muses!

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»        maybe interactive quotes because i’m obsessed, part 26           shipping edition!           tw: jealousy.  

❝ ...i want to remember. your face, your smile, your pupils... ❞

❝ are you asking me out? ❞

❝ d-do you like me? ❞

❝ you asked me if i liked you. would you like to hear my answer? ❞

❝ why do you like me? ❞

❝ your body is especially well toned. ❞  

❝ your face is especially handsome. ❞

❝ your honesty is extremely attractive. ❞  

❝ someday, i too, want to lock my lips with yours...! ❞

❝ did you... miss me? ❞

❝ i missed you, too. ❞

❝ i just wanted to hear your voice. are you busy? ❞

❝ how hard are you working? are you thinking about me all day while you're working? how many times a day do you want to see me? ❞

❝ don't go off datin' anyone. hang out with me more. ❞

❝ all i wanted was for you to love me... ❞

❝ i have feelings for you. ❞

❝ you weren't just 'anyone'. ❞

❝ both can be true. i can be lonely and you can be extraordinary. ❞ 

❝ i need to see you. ❞

❝ yes, i'll marry you! ❞

❝ us meeting each other was no dream. ❞

❝ the mere act of loving you brightens my life every day. ❞

❝ i love you with my blood, my flesh--i love you with all the breath and vigor left in me. ❞

❝ i'm using my eyes to store every bit of this moment in my mind... so that when i reach into my memories, i can gaze at you whenever i want. ❞  

❝ i'm more likely to forget about breathing 'cause i'm thinking about you. ❞

❝ apologies. i must have forgotten to breathe. ❞

❝ you're even more beautiful than i expected. ❞

❝ i've never seen anyone more beautiful than you. ❞

❝ you being jealous makes me so happy i could die. ❞

❝ it's better to be despised forever by the person you love... than to forever yearn for the love you'll never receive. ❞

[weirdlypersonalrpmemes]

»        quotes from my duolingo, part 6           tw:  food.  

❝ i’m sure they won’t remember anything. ❞  

❝ when i saw this bouquet, i thought of you. i know you love roses. ❞

❝ i feel lonely when i’m far away from you. ❞  

❝ you can try following the recipe for once. ❞  

❝ do you smell that good scent of old cheese? ❞  

❝ people ask me this question: you’re a celebrity, what did you do to succeed? easy: i am handsome, amazing, and intelligent. ❞  

❝ can i ask you a question? ❞  

❝ this book is not fiction; it’s my life. ❞  

❝ i don’t know what hit me. ❞  

❝ you can’t bring your goats to your wedding! ❞  

❝ here’s to all the hearts i’ve broken. oops! ❞  

❝ give me my birthday present! give it to me please! ❞  

❝ before, you were a little ugly, but not anymore. ❞  

❝ she has the right to know. i will tell her. ❞  

❝ me, i want a broom that flies, not a normal broom that we use to clean. ❞

❝ you had fun with your little trucks, but now, you’re going to have to put them away. ❞    

❝ in a minute, your kids are going to jump on the bed that you’re making; therefore, you’re wasting your time! ❞  

❝ this is a house where all the objects are white. ❞  

❝ the one who loses is going to have to do the dishes. ❞  

❝ this interesting movie is ruined by, to be honest, bad actors; it’s a shame. ❞  

❝ the exhibit is ruined by this unpleasant man. ❞  

❝ useless to try to escape, it’s locked. ❞  

❝ great effort, all-star! ❞  

❝ he left; we do not hear about him anymore. ❞  

❝ we can’t support you if you don’t do anything. ❞  

❝ i’m repeating the exact same experiment, but i’m getting different results; that’s weird! ❞  

❝ stop talking to me; i have to concentrate. ❞  

❝ these luxury clothes, i stole them. ❞  

❝ don’t get angry about it. ❞  

❝ i’m sensitive, but i’m not stupid. ❞  

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»        maybe interactive quotes because i’m obsessed, part 25           tw: some suggestive prompts.  

❝ i’m hot as balls. good for me! ❞

❝ i’m just amazed and jealous of your kindness and warmth. ❞  

❝ what did this edgelord, raccoon-eyes loser just say to me? ❞  

❝ what, am i supposed to bow at your feet or something? ❞  

❝ this is where you belong, where everyone worships and serves you. ❞  

❝ you’ll leave me in the end, just like everyone else. i’m sure of it. ❞  

❝ i don’t think i deserve this. i’ve done some things in my life, but come on. where’s the mercy? ❞  

❝ it’s not fair that someone so evil can be that pretty and smell so good. ❞  

❝ don’t fall for it. she’s a fucking siren, and she will drown you at the first sight of a storm. ❞  

❝ i’m going to talk about frogs for an awkwardly long time. ❞  

❝ mack on [name] to win hearts. ❞  

❝ i want blood. pain. sex. i want everything. ❞  

❝ i’m an incredibly serious and formal man, even about breathing sex drugs. ❞

❝ if i was rewarded with your love, i suppose i could bear to be born a man! ❞

❝ your choices will determine whether you arrive at the ending you desire. ❞

❝ you give off pretty intense “big bad wolf” roleplay vibes. ❞  

❝ apparently my kinks are more obvious than i realized. ❞  

❝ you’re a freak, girl. own it. ❞

❝ everything [name] says is dumb. he’s a stupid, stupid man who can’t even tie his own shoes. ❞  

❝ you’re a fucking champion manipulator. did you know that? ❞  

❝ how touch-starved am i that this is getting to me so much? ❞

❝ your damn mouth! can't you just shut it?!! ❞

❝ what the. don't tease me. ❞

❝ i can't abandon a friend who's high on potions! ❞

❝ curse you, [name]! if i fail this test, it's your fault, you distracting, sexy bastard! ❞

❝ getting fucked once doesn't turn me into some kind of fluffy stuffed animal. ❞

❝ i'm a total noob when it comes to baseball. ❞

❝ my god, i shall have to throw myself into the ocean after such a humiliation. ❞

❝ she's/he's/they're jealous, but in a completely weird direction. ❞

❝ you’re a lot smarter than you look. no offence. ❞

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»        quotes from my duolingo, part 5           tw: blood.  

❝ what a pleasure to see you again, dear friends! ❞  

❝ what a pleasure to finally meet you! ❞

❝ you’re handsome, but i prefer you without a moustache. ❞  

❝ it’s hard to study without coffee. ❞  

❝ it is necessary to drink coffee to study well. ❞  

❝ upon entering the kitchen, i saw blood everywhere. ❞  

❝ all of her boyfriends have light-brown hair. ❞  

❝ when will we be able to see each other again? ❞  

❝ i’m in love with you. but you never think of me. ❞  

❝ right now, she sees life through rose-coloured glasses. ❞  

❝ [name], my darling, i will give you my heart! ❞  

❝ we will always love each other; that’s certain. ❞    

❝ tell me what scares you, and i will be able to help you. ❞  

❝ what scares me is fighting with my girlfriend. so i do what i can to not make her angry. ❞  

❝ the children surely will not bother us. ❞  

❝ your husband left, but you’ll see, it’s great to be single, you can do everything you want! ❞    

❝ this duck really scared me; i don’t understand why he was in my bathroom! ❞  

❝ life as a couple kills love; therefore, i have cats. ❞  

❝ i can forgive you, but i can’t forget. ❞  

❝ i’m unhappy with you and i prefer living alone. ❞  

❝ it’s important to know how to forgive, you know. ❞  

❝ you must know how to forgive to be happy. ❞  

❝ that’s making the entire family very unhappy. ❞  

❝ after all that, he will never be able to forgive. ❞  

❝ he wants to make me jealous, but he isn’t able to. ❞  

❝ i hope you will forgive me one day. ❞  

❝ i’m not jealous, but i’m unhappy. ❞  

❝ i will forgive her if she explains to me why she did that. ❞  

❝ my high school friends are completely crazy! ❞  

❝ you made me sad, but i forgive you. ❞  

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»        quotes from conversations i’ve had, part 1           tw: suggestive, violence.  

❝ c’mon now. for a guy who can’t stop smiling you sure have no lips. ❞

❝ he looks so haunted he looks cursed i’m genuinely unable to sleep at night. ❞

❝ girl you’re usually so quiet but i guess now you have a lot to say. ❞

❝ petition to start calling internal organs orgies. ❞

❝ roll your eyes outta your skull why don't you. maybe once they hit the floor you can finally look up and see all your excellence. ❞

❝ listen. i’m allowed to judge people and be a hypocrite. ❞

❝ you guys are just jealous nobody wants to pick YOU up and rip you apart with their teeth. ❞

❝ sometimes self-care is actually doing uncomfortable things that you need to do. ❞

❝ sometimes self-care is actually doing uncomfortable things that you need to do. and that’s my sage advice for the day. ❞

❝ there’s something about poetry. poetry, women, and death. ❞

❝ i think there’s something to be said about art here. ❞

❝ understandable. i don’t know how to help you though. ❞

❝ bro, my life is digressions, verbiage, footnotes. ❞

❝ evil! evil is happening here! ❞

❝ i don’t have time to be dressed as a clown. i have to go through my receipts. what if they audit me? ❞

❝ i hate people. they descend like ravens and crows and various other less sexy birds. ❞

❝ i’m never letting your freak ass near a body of water ever again. ❞

❝ like if nobody's ever going to become obsessed with me at least i know the ocean could kill me sometime if she wants. another self destructive love. ❞

❝ pray being a breedable bitch saves you in hell. ❞

❝ watch out ladies, the twink is violent. ❞

❝ ah, the eternal mood... kitten puddle. ❞

❝ babygirl, why do you smell like eggs? ❞

❝ clown laying prone under clown communication. ❞

❝ go retreat into your mind palace, sherlock, i’ll be here when you’re done talking to your mind-hologram of me. ❞

❝ hot take: why should i care about what the president chooses? ❞

❝ i don’t have a personality. come talk to me about philosophy and storytelling conventions. ❞

❝ it smells kinda... fruity in here. ❞

❝ so we learn a valuable lesson. never practice self care. ❞

❝ sir. you’re mentally ill. you’re mentally ill so much. ❞

❝ *audible killing blow* that’s it. your time is up. ❞

[weirdlypersonalrpmemes]

»        quotes from my duolingo, part 4           tw: animal harm(?), blood, broken bones, food.  

❝ you can’t choose. ❞  

❝ hello! can i be useful to you? ❞    

❝ i want to finish this project. ❞  

❝ there’s a rock concert tonight! in an old abandoned building. we could go there! ❞  

❝ she is working. she has to work. ❞  

❝ i don’t want to go outside. ❞  

❝ in the fall, it isn’t very nice out. ❞  

❝ how did you get chocolate on the wall? ❞  

❝ i was in the middle of cooking! it wasn’t easy. ❞  

❝ you are too young to watch horror movies. ❞  

❝ my stomach hurts. my face hurts. it hurts everywhere! i think i’m going to die. ❞  

❝ don’t stay here! it’s dangerous. ❞    

❝ in general, you stay at your place. but today, don’t stay at your place! ❞  

❝ did you write your resume with a pencil? ❞  

❝ you’re getting up, you have to get up. ❞  

❝ everyone is looking at me because i’m wearing a big, yellow hat. ❞    

❝ we got divorced because my cat was too cute. ❞  

❝ it’s ridiculous to be afraid of being ridiculous. ❞  

❝ i don’t understand why you’re crying. ❞  

❝ i saw something weird. ❞  

❝ do you have any band-aids? ❞

❝ what’s wrong? are you scared? ❞

❝ why won’t you go fishing with us next sunday? you don’t like fish? ❞  

❝ those purple plates that you like are horrible. ❞  

❝ i woke up in the middle of a horrible dream. ❞

❝ if it’s cold, i’ll be on my couch with a nice blanket. ❞  

❝ i want to spend all of my time next to the coffee machine. ❞

❝ he loves me, i love him. ❞

❝ upon entering the kitchen, i saw blood everywhere. ❞  

❝ i cannot decide whether i am happy or sad. ❞  

[weirdlypersonalrpmemes]

»        lines from my animal crossing games, part 8           antagonistic edition!

❝ hrmm... well... hrmmm... [name]... now THAT is an odd name. ❞

❝ i've got better things to do than stand here and watch you look tragic! ❞

❝ here. why don't you take this? it's a shower! ❞

❝ stop being overly dramatic. ❞

❝ you're a real piece of work, you know that? ❞

❝ [name] is always asking me for clothes! "i want this!" "give me that!" what a pain! ❞

❝ i can't stand your hat. ❞

❝ i'll have you know that i think you're terribly mean! mean mean MEAN! ❞

❝ i've heard from a good source that you'll never be nearly as popular as i am! ❞

❝ you didn't even notice, did you? ❞

❝ heyyyy... [name]. how did a steakhead like you get a carp like that? seriously, how? ❞

❝ i think we both can agree you clearly don't deserve it. ❞

❝ fine! be uncool! whatever! ❞

❝ there are some truly disturbed folk out there. ❞❝ write a letter now and then, you scruffy lout! ❞

❝ nickname? "dandruff." 'cause [name]'s all about flaking. ❞

❝ what makes you think you can just come up and talk to me after what you've done!? ❞

❝ you think you can just treat me like dirt and then act like nothing happened? ❞

❝ you need to learn how to dress well, OK, darling? ❞

❝ don't talk to me in that tone! it's rude! and it makes you look like a mannerless boor! ❞

❝ you've got to get out of that horrifying outfit, darling. it will NOT do! no no no! ❞

❝ if you have time to walk around being a jerk, you should go home and clean your house or something. ❞

❝ wow, [name], do you even know how rude you can be sometimes? ❞

❝ why would i even want to be friends with someone like you? ❞

❝ you're mean, and i don't want to have anything to do with you. ❞

❝ i mean, thanks for the chuckle and everything, but aren't you embarrassed to be walking around like that? ❞

❝ i can't believe i used to think you were cool! ❞

❝ i hate you, [name]! i hate you tons! ❞

❝ i found this in the dirt and thought you deserved it. no, please don't thank me. ❞

❝ "i'll bring this right back! i swear! trust me!" yeah, sure, [name]! i haven't seen you since! ❞

❝ you really are a motormouth, aren't you? ❞

❝ you don't count me as a friend!? is that it?!? that IS it! you jerk! is that really it or not? ❞

❝ you look really, really awful! ❞

❝ [name], is it possible you're avoiding me? 'cause it sure seems like you are! ❞

❝ no, get away from me! leave me alone, you monster! ❞

❝ your clothing! BLECH! hideous! ❞

❝ honestly! just look at you! my rug's more fashionable! ❞

❝ wow! i didn't even recognize you, [name]! actually, i totally forgot about you. ❞

❝ hahaha! what a childish name! ❞

❝ [name], you really do talk too much, you know. ❞

❝ wow, it's nice to know there are still plenty of rude people in the world. ❞

❝ why do you have to be that way? why don't you tell me what you really think!? ❞

❝ well, i had no idea you were such a little busybody! ❞

❝ i'll be sure to think of you when i'm kicking this ball into next week! ❞

❝ hey, [name]! you lookin' for a fight? ❞

❝ put up yer dukes! ❞

[weirdlypersonalrpmemes]

»        lines from my animal crossing games, part 7           blathers edition!           tw: insects. 

❝ i am a fervent student of paleontology, and i am fairly confident i can assess the identity of this specimen. ❞

❝ i'm afraid i'm a bit of a night... um... owl. yes. ❞

❝ now then, where to begin? ❞

❝ the snapping turtle is a large turtle known for its crocodile-like body and long claws. no, wait — it is better known for its ferocious bite, which it can deliver with shocking speed for a turtle. NO, WAIT — it is BEST known for that time one chased me across a parking lot and i had to climb on top of a car. ❞

❝ do you imagine they host contests for "most snazzy"? ❞

❝ it is a fact, tarantulas have barbed belly hair! i say again... BARBED. BELLY. HAIR! ❞

❝ i have a rather difficult time dealing with the soft underbellies of grasshoppers. they're... vulgar. ❞

❝ is that a cockroach?! ❞

❝ i've gone and done it again. spewing out more information than necessary. so sorry. ❞

❝ to be honest, i learned that from a wee documentary i saw on the telly! ❞

❝ ah, mammoths, the bad boys—and girls!—of the ancient-mammal world. so woolly! so unkempt! ❞

❝ mammoths... yes, mammoths... the wooliest of woolies... ❞

❝ such speculation is not scientific, of course, and essentially amounts to paleontological fan fiction. i own that. ❞

❝ oh, how repugnant! how foul! the vileness! the putrescence! ❞

❝ chief actor in my most terrifying nightmares, the sabertooth tiger was a mighty predator of long ago. ❞

❝ ka-smash! yes, that's correct. it's a tail-spike chop! ❞

❝ i'm sorry — this is so unprofessional of me. ❞

❝ humans can truly be the most thoughtless and callous of creatures when they think only of themselves! ❞

❝ as a delightful side note, "anomalocaris" means "abnormal shrimp." ❞

❝ a fossilized egg! eggcellent! ❞

❝ i must apologize for that atrocious pun. so sorry. ❞

❝ that's not very sporting, if you ask me. not at all! ❞

❝ welcome to your new home, you darling little fishy! ❞

❝ time and tide wait for neither man nor beast! ❞

❝ where in blazes is my shovel? ❞

❝ oh, my! i must beg your pardon. the very idea of field work gets my crumpets toasting! ❞

❝ dare i believe it? might this not be some cruel dream? ❞

❝ i suppose all one can honestly say is that it's... a strange painting. ❞

❝ please don't ask me any follow-up questions. ❞

❝ hmm... does it still count as bravery if you have no understanding of what you're doing? ❞

[weirdlypersonalrpmemes]

»        lines from my animal crossing games, part 6           winter weather edition!

❝ when i woke up this morning i almost went into shock... the whole town is covered in snow! ❞

❝ hey, don't worry. if you don't like the snow, i'll melt it with the body heat from a mad workout! ❞

❝ i've noticed a chill in the air of late... no question, it's getting colder as old man winter approaches. ❞

❝ wouldn't it be great if snow were hot? that way, i wouldn't need my mittens to make a snowman! ❞

❝ oh, [name]. are you OK? c-c-c-COLD? ❞

❝ what on earth are you doing out here in the snow? ❞

❝ you don't throw a party just because it snowed, you know! use that giant head of yours! ❞

❝ when it gets warm out, snow melts and turns into water, huh? ...so THAT's why you don't see snow in the summer! ❞

❝ looks like this snow's not planning on letting up, huh? ❞

❝ mornings are cold enough already! don't you think the snow makes it even colder? ❞

❝ oh, i can't take any more! why doesn't it snow in the summer, when it's nice and warm? ❞

❝ with all this snow out, i just want to take it easy and relax. ❞

❝ the snow looks kinda nice in the evening, doesn't it? ❞

❝ a snowy night. ...how romantic! ❞

❝ just look at all this snow! it's a white winter! how romantic! ❞

❝ are you like, scared of snow or what? ❞

❝ aren't you really cold? 'cause you look really cold to me. ❞

❝ can't you see it's snowing? you'll catch a cold in a skimpy outfit like that. ❞

❝ can't you see it's snowing? you'll catch a cold in a skimpy outfit like that. of course, i'm not one to talk. look at this! just what the heck am i wearing! i'm freezing in this getup! ❞

❝ just 'cause it's snowing, you thought it'd be a fun idea to start toodling around at this time of night? ❞

❝ i mostly like snowy days, but don't you hate it when your feet get all wet and frozen? ❞

❝ it's gonna be sunny today! for sure! at least that's what they said, and look at this! it totally ended up snowing! ❞

❝ i get so giddy when it snows! ❞

❝ ahhh, snow! how can you not love it? a soft, frozen gift from the sky... i don't want it all the time, but i like that it falls now and then! ❞

❝ the snow's relentless, huh? i think it's trying to snow us in. ❞

❝ i wonder how long it can possibly keep snowing? ❞

❝ ...why, of course! i've just realized why your hands and feet can't move when you get cold! it's because the tendons in your muscles freeze up! that must be it! ❞

❝ brrr, it's freezing! what possible explanation could account for why i'm so darned cold? ❞

❝ when it gets this cold, my joints freeze up and i get all slow and clumsy... ❞

❝ i woke up with the absolute BEST idea today! i wanna pour juice over this snow and eat it! i can't believe nobody ever thought of doing this before! this is gonna be so super-cool! got any juice? ❞

[weirdlypersonalrpmemes]

»        director x actor prompts           requested by @soulmemes​ !

from director

❝ just because you’re our top performer doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want. ❞

❝ you’ve been off your game all day. what’s going on? ❞

❝ we can’t keep meeting up like this. people will talk. ❞

❝ this could be your big break, if you let it be. ❞

❝ for the last time, i’m not promoting you to lead actor/actress. we can always get another extra to replace you. ❞

❝ you always know how to get me out of a slump. ❞

❝ sometimes, i wonder if this will ever get off the ground. ❞

❝ stop trying so hard to prove yourself. you were cast in this role for a reason. ❞

❝ if you're not inspired, maybe some time off set will help you get in character. ❞

❝ i remember when this was just my dream. but now, it’s yours, too. i don’t know how to feel about that. ❞

from actor

❝ you look stressed. want a coffee? ❞  

❝ this production doesn’t have to be perfect. ❞  

❝ maybe i would listen more if your directions made any sense. ❞

❝ if you say ‘cut’ one more time, i’m walking out. ❞

❝ i know this means a lot to you, but not every take will be perfect. ❞  

❝ the other people on the team never made me feel welcome. you did. ❞  

❝ this is the third time we’ve had to reschedule. i have a life too, you know. ❞

❝ you. me. brunch. i don’t care what people will say. you need to get out of the studio. ❞  

❝ let the editing team do their job. it’s time to have some fun for a change! ❞  

❝ are you ready to finally see it on the big screen? ❞