mayor of silly town

14 y/o weirdmaxxing loser and freak, i burp a lot. neurodivergent

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maybe i should start posting on x cause then people will actually see my deliciously intelligent posts

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this is a smart man. hes not focusing on JUST making u jealous, hes also getting himself snoozy. affirm with me, snookles. they are jealous, i am snoozy.

they are jealous, i am snoozy. they are jealous, i am snoozy. they are jealous, i am snoozy. they are jealous, i am snoozy. they are jealous, i am snoozy. they are jealous, i am snoozy. they are jealous, i am snoozy. they are jealous, i am snoozy. they are jealous, i am snoozy.

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its so weird that time passes and u can never stop it, ull never be able to truly relive anything. everything in ur life is slipping though ur fingers and u cant do anything about it, ure gonna die someday and then ull never be able to come back. or u will, but ull never be with the people u love ever again. have i had this thought in my past life, if i had one? have i met anyone from there now and will i ever? ill never know and i hate uncertainty

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me when ii iwhen i ooiuh when i... uuiih.. when i

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i sooo dont wanna eat my sausage burger but it has tomato sauce on thats gonna seep into the bread if i dont eat it quickly. what to do, what to do...

edit: my vanilla chocolate chip muffin was FIRE i need another one

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idk why i just got a sausage burger and a muffin. im not hungry and there isnt even enough space for it at my desk. id post a picture but im on my laptop and i cant use my phone for tumblr cause of my stupid iphone 7's ios!!!!!!!!!!!11 *Laughing and booing noises* STOP LAUGHING. YOULL ALL BE SORRY WHEN I GET MY GRANDMA'S IPHONE 11. *confused and shocked noises* yeah. yeah, you'll see. whos laughing now? haha.

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i just realised that im repeating my old little kiddie ways with music. i used to find ALLLL the songs i liked through gacha videos and NOW i find a bunch of songs i fw through arcane edits. never lose that childlike spark of yours broski ❤

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i just remembered my first tumblr account. i tried being all aesthetic and saying "i yearn to be close to the woods, but i am cursed to live as a seaside resident as there are no woods." (but in the way a 12 year old would say it). i got a comment (wowie actual people saw my posts) asking me where i live and i panicked cause i actually didnt know if there are woods in the country where i live

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why do people hate chubby girls i want one to beat me up but in a hot way

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i feel like a teenage girl but in a romanticized loser teenage boy way

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please weird deity in the universe or something please let me go back to school or ill eat one of your sentient creations RAW animal style

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i need to pee but i dont want to. fuck bladders

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the post ideas are oozing out of me like holiness and light being stolen from an angel that sinned beyond god's limit

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the intro of leave me alone by renee rap is awesome. "im a real bad girl but a real good kisser" is amazing cause its 2 "real"s. 2 is my favourite number next to 3, the best relationships in my life are between 2 people and i hope the 2 reals in the intro have a good relationship too

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do u think the world would be awesome if in discord or something u hinted ure in a cult when u use / after every sentence

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"Oh cannibalism as a metaphor for" SILENCE FAKE CANNIBAL I LIKE TO EAT MEAT I LIKE TO FEST ON FLESH LIKE A MAGGOT, RAW, COOKED, ROTTEN, IT'S GETTING DEVOURED BY ME AND MY URGE FOR MORE I AM NOT BEING METAPHORICAL PUT ME ON A LIST

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WHY DO I NOT HAVE BIG SHARP TEETH TO EAT FLESH WITH WHY WHY WHY... WHY CANT I JUST EAT RAW MEAT PLEASE GODS WHY