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[dazedstonerslut]

Intro Post

Hi y'all it's MJ I'm here after having deleted my last blog in some sense of trying to like not be the dazed stoner slut I am. But I'm back now please encourage me down my path of intoxication and hypnosis. I'm 38 and into weed, alcohol, and hypnosis content

[sloshedintoxslut]

I was sent money to get drunk so um hehe guess who is gonna get drunk!! And I wanna try to sleep in like 3 hours so imma slam drinks quickly! Gonna do 2 shots and go from there! Every reply is a shot or chug :3

[sloshedintoxslut]

now at uh like 5 shots i think?? and2 chugged beers feeling bloated and good

[dazedstonerslut]

immm sooo fuggedd uppp soo ligee ebery notess onn disss poostt andd iiii ltaagee mooree hidss. maaaybeee ifff middee maaaybee bee convincedd tooo dringg iff askeddd

[dazedstonerslut]

datsss liiigee fiiiivee moreee hiidsss *gigggles*

[dazedstonerslut]

immm sooo fuggedd uppp soo ligee ebery notess onn disss poostt andd iiii ltaagee mooree hidss. maaaybeee ifff middee maaaybee bee convincedd tooo dringg iff askeddd

[dazedstonerslut]

immm sooo fuggedd uppp soo ligee ebery notess onn disss poostt andd iiii ltaagee mooree hidss. maaaybeee ifff middee maaaybee bee convincedd tooo dringg iff askeddd

[missgoonedoutbimbo]

the only way out of this hangover is to never let it catch meeeee

so let’s have a goonette dayyyy hehe

every note is a biiiiig drink 🥰

every reblog is a blinker

every ask and reply is a task? 🥺👉👈

[gardenxkisses]

Reblog to give your mutuals a weed brownie 😄

[glitchedaround-deactivated20240]

Slightly obsessed with the idea of a hypno creature that uses a hypnotic lure with the expectation that its prey will avoid the lure, but not notice the other tentacles coming from behind.

[nayaislooseagain]

stoned saturday

laying in bed staring at the trees

[dazedstonerslut]

Oh hell yeah I'm going to join you

[canna-bliss-witch-deactivated20]

[canna-bliss-witch-deactivated20]

[razerbackbitch]

[dazedstonerslut]

isss mondyaaa morningg anndd immm stonnedd oudddaaa myyy miinddd helppp meee beee moreee hiiighh todaaay iii needdd tooo staaayyy stonnnedd allll daaaayyyy

[dazedstonerslut]

datsss fiiivee noootesss dattt meaansss iiii taaagee hiiidsss

[glitchedaround-deactivated20240]

Slightly obsessed with the idea of a hypno creature that uses a hypnotic lure with the expectation that its prey will avoid the lure, but not notice the other tentacles coming from behind.

[dazedstonerslut]

isss mondyaaa morningg anndd immm stonnedd oudddaaa myyy miinddd helppp meee beee moreee hiiighh todaaay iii needdd tooo staaayyy stonnnedd allll daaaayyyy

[traceloops]

[gregadot]

Hey, quick break from the horny to say:

Fuck ICE

Fuck MAGA

Fuck racists, sexists, homophobes, and pedos

ACAB

IF YOU ALIGN YOURSELF WITH ANY OF THE ABOVE, GTFO AND DIE

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011