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U.S. Space Force Finds 30 Kilos of Cocaine While Looking for Sea Turtles

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CORRECTION: A previous version of this story misstated that Rep. Ted Lieu grabbed a crowbar before leaving his office. He grabbed a ProBar energy bar.

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Woman killed in alligator attack was manicurist on a house call during South Carolina lockdown

"She saw the alligator in the pond and was fascinated by the alligator," a deputy wrote.

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The officer ordered Anderson to remove his hands out of his pockets. Anderson eventually took his hands out of his pants’ pockets and began repeatedly punching the officer in the face.

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Monkeys in Florida have deadly herpes, so please don’t touch them

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Neither the White House nor Vanilla Ice responded to requests for comment.

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We may see a lot of attorneys standing around at airports tonight with nothing much to do

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people are deliberately putting large items like bikes and toys into the sewer system and I would urge them not to do it.

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She began her finals bid with a stunning bull’s-eye that yielded a perfect score of 10.9

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Nine hundred years ago, most Catholics were illiterate. Now everybody is on Twitter.

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I approached to see if I could help and they did not need help — they appeared to be dead

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Steve 'Stevie Steve' Stephens: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

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China’s Communist Party associates golf with shady dealings and has sought to stop officials from playing it as part of Xi's fight against corruption.

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Chad Griffin, president of the Human Rights Campaign, pushed legislators to avoid being “sellouts” in a statement released Wednesday evening.

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As a Texan,” Mr. Cruz said, gazing admiringly at Judge Gorsuch for much of his testimony, “I think everyone’s life can be rendered richer by going to the rodeo.

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There are a lot of scientists studying cryogenics, but I’m just a guy with a truck and a strong back

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Yorzinski added that one of the most difficult parts of the research was trying to strap the little helmet with the eye tracking monitors onto the birds.