I Speak Fluent Backwards

Hi.

[weirdo-cire]

JimBob got a sister.  Ain't she adorable?

[weirdo-cire]

I'm running away to join the circus

I've decided it's about the only job I'll ever be capable of doing, plus my ability to twerk might add more scary-ness awesome-ness to it.  Or I can be a trapeze artist.  Who needs intact bones, amirite?

If I don't make it out of my lifelong dream alive, I leave my son and my blog to JimBob's mother, Sarah, Mal to my mom, all my GoT/Digimon/anything awesome memorabilia to Esor, and whatever gets taken by random people to said random people.

Also, I'm marrying the bearded lady who I am very much in love with, so she gets my... diamonds of the fake variety and my waffles.

One final farewell under the read more because this is getting long.

[weirdo-cire]

[ask-rosalie]

Giant tree is giant.

[weirdo-cire]

It was more giant than my face.

[weirdo-cire]

Parents wanting Miley's tour to be cancelled

[ask-rosalie]

I’m blushing.  Like, seriously.  Stahp.

[weirdo-cire]

Not until you stahp being so perfect.

[weirdo-cire]

Parents wanting Miley's tour to be cancelled

[ask-rosalie]

Oooh, yay!  The more the merrier!

It had better be.  I’ve been working out to prepare for this.  TOMORROW AFTERNOON~

[weirdo-cire]

Psh, you dun need to work out, you're perfect already.  Like, can you not be so perfect?

[weirdo-cire]

Parents wanting Miley's tour to be cancelled

[ask-rosalie]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Guess what we’re doing this weekend?

[weirdo-cire]

Woo!  Bt double u, Sarah is coming with us to the concert.

Ahgahgahgah!  My body is so ready!

[weirdo-cire]

Parents wanting Miley's tour to be cancelled

[ask-rosalie]

I’ll pay you back if you get me a ticket tooooooo.

[weirdo-cire]

Ehhhhhhh sure.  You get a ticket and he gets a ticket and she gets a ticket and everyone gets a ticket!

[ask-rosalie]

Hey. Hey. Cire.

[ask-rosalie]

I don’t see a river yet.

[weirdo-cire]

[weirdo-cire]

Parents wanting Miley's tour to be cancelled

[ask-rosalie]

o,o

[weirdo-cire]

Wut?

[ask-rosalie]

Hey. Hey. Cire.

[ask-rosalie]

Cry me a river.

[weirdo-cire]

Boohoohoo.

[weirdo-cire]

Parents wanting Miley's tour to be cancelled

[ask-rosalie]

I love her new music.

[weirdo-cire]

I do too.  I'm actually working on getting tickets to her Ohio show.

[ask-rosalie]

Hey. Hey. Cire.

[ask-rosalie]

Well too bad.  You have to wait.

[weirdo-cire]

Boooooo.

[weirdo-cire]

Parents wanting Miley's tour to be cancelled

[ask-rosalie]

Wait, that’s actually a thing.  Seriously.  Don’t bash Miley, random ‘rents.  She’s doing what she loves and making money.

[weirdo-cire]

^ That.

[ask-rosalie]

Hey. Hey. Cire.

[ask-rosalie]

Surely you can wait two weeks, Sir Cire.

[weirdo-cire]

No, no I cannot, Lady Esor.

[weirdo-cire]

Parents wanting Miley's tour to be cancelled

You can't tell me you didn't know what some of her music videos contained.  She is not a child performer anymore people.

[ask-rosalie]

Hey. Hey. Cire.

[ask-rosalie]

So am I!

[weirdo-cire]

Can it happen now please?