Do You Want More Parmesan? (This is a threat)

She/Her | Bisexual | Multifandom nerd (namely atla tdp, frieren, epic, pjo/hoo, fw, tog, lu, ac, tadc, and md, feel free to talk to me about any of them!) | Ao3 is doyouwantmoreparmesan, but I don't have any fics posted yet (I'm working on it) | This blog is a safe place for ANYONE AND EVERYONE, if you can't handle that pls don't follow me

[h0n3ybe3z]

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[i-love-zelda-16]

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[rinsacreature]

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[liamket]

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[doyouwantmoreparmesan]

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[h0n3ybe3z]

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[i-love-zelda-16]

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[rinsacreature]

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[doyouwantmoreparmesan]

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[bebsi-cola]

abelds have this funky ability where they hear disabled people say they "can't" do something and instead of hearing "can't" as in, cannot, they hear "i can if i push myself and i just don't wanna". which is really interesting!

[saros-system]

They also frequently ignore the fact that "can't do it" often means "can't do it safely for myself and sometimes others".

They do want you to put yourself and others in danger for their comfort, and then complain when people get hurt. Despite the fact that you warned them multiple times you knew it would happen.

So yeah, able bodied people who see disability as lesser are not worth listening to. Especially not about what you can and can't do with your disabilities.

[paranormal-pan]

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[lapsangsouchong52]

Why the heck not. Best case scenario? Good news. Worst case scenario? Followers see a weird bagel pic. 🙂

[zankaranpo]

Trying can’t be that bad can it? </3

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

[doyouwantmoreparmesan]

you ever think that the reason people are neurodivergent or physically disabled or chronically ill is because if they were “normal” they’d be entirely op and overpower everyone else? And the more disabilities you have the more powerful you would be?

[rilesmorf]

it's ok if you're really bad at changing your facial expressions around me. with my inability to make proper eye contact, I probably won't notice anyway

[doyouwantmoreparmesan]

Idk why, but I absolutely love it when in a movie, where something bad is or is about to happen, or there’s a high stress situation, it’s moving in slow motion, and there’s a slow, sad song in the foreground. Yes. I said foreground, because the noise coming from in the scene is either nonexistent or very quiet and also in slow motion

[mochipuchi]

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

[mochipuchi]

what the fuck

[0x4468c7a6a728]

you can't boil me it's july 17th

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

i'm sorry but you saying you yearn for the mines then spawning in the backrooms is so funny to me. i can just picture it

i'm sorry i had to draw this. not my best work but it was pretty funny to me

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

at this point im cursed to get cursed by you people oh my goodness

[fangorn-forest]

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

[thatdisasterauthor]

World's thinnest spaghetti won't please gourmands but may heal wounds

Spaghetti strands that are 200 times thinner than a human hair could be woven into bandages to help prevent infections

Technically they're using it for bandages. For now.

[ghost-gallery]

Quote from the article

The resulting “nanopasta” can then be spun into a tiny mat about 2 centimetres across. While it isn’t intended as food, Clancy says that it should be safe to eat, but is reticent to talk about having tried it. “It’s an ethical quandary to talk about scientific self-experimentation,” he says. “But, hypothetically, one might expect it to be chewier than you’d expect.”

[ralfmaximus]

Oh he's definitely eating it

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

[doyouwantmoreparmesan]

they called it nanopasta

[the-irreverend]

Final Round of the 2026 Tumblr Sexyman Contest be like:

[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[starlightinthesun]

ATTENTION ALL PHM/GOSLING VERSE LOVERS!!!!

Ryland Grace is in the Tumblr Sexyman finals against Senshi and Tenna. Our space captain will rise. Ryland will not go down to a fraud TV and a black-haired Gimli rip-off. SO, PROPAGANDA!!!!!!

Ryland Grace is a TROOPER. He is a science teacher who doesn't even own a car, yet he learns how to survive in space, fly a spacecraft without proper training, interact with aliens, SAVE EARTH AND ERID, and so much more on his own.

Grace is one of/if not THE best aroace representation we've got in a minute. I personally love the rare chance where a movie doesn't have any romance and just FIRE bromance all around. Plus, he actually helped me figure out that I'm Aceflux, so shoutout.

He's just a lovable guy! He's a bit awkward, but he's compassionate, caring, thinks of others, perfect husband material, and a sarcastic little treasure.

All of the amazing Ships/AU's we've gotten because of him. Coltland, Coltland Gentry, Bloodymary, Strattland, Starstruck, Grocky, Grockdrian, need I go on?

He is played by the AMAZING Ryan Gosling, (in my opinion) one of the best actors we have right now. Ryan has some of the best acting range I've seen in a while, with every character he played being completely their own. Not to mention that he's funny, unproblematic, a wife guy and girl dad, and "Literally Me."

IT'S FREAKING PROJECT HAIL MARY!!!!! PHM is the best new movie I've seen in a LONG TIME. The plot, the characters, cinematography, music, humor, every little bit of that movie was sucked into my soul like a vampire. I LOVE this movie, and the book too. It's a very great adaptation.

HE'S A FUCKING BEAST. He tied with Stan (Last year's winner btw) and won against Ford, THOSE TWO ARE FUCKING TITANS!!!

TLDR: Ryland Grace is amazing and we need him to get the proper justice he deserves by him WINNING Tumblr Sexyman 2026.

VOTE RYLAND GRACE

[problematic-twink]

just put some awesome sauce on my nothingburger and the universe collapaed. sorry guys