祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Stranger Things
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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we're not kids anymore.
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
taylor price
Sade Olutola
pixel skylines
titsay
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ojovivo
Discoholic 🪩
JVL
almost home
seen from Canada
seen from Netherlands
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from South Korea
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Japan
seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada
seen from United States
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@weirdoverheardconversations
Random Kid: *is tardy*
Teacher: This is seemingly becoming a habit.
Teacher: We may have to bring in other adults for this.
Kid: Like who? My parents?
Teacher: Well...
Kid: *turns to whisper to the friend right next to him*
Kid: It's okay. My parents are dead.
Me: you are the royal advisor
Nikkii: and what do I do exactly
Me: you rule the kingdom when I take a nap
Nikkii: what if I take a nap?
Me: then I rule the kingdom
Nikkii: what if we both take a nap?
Me: then we both rule
Nikkii: in the dream world?
Me: *laughing*
Nikkii: wait so if you're taking a nap and I'm taking a nap then who is driving the kingdom
Me: *laughs harder*
Person A: Have you ever heard the songs that dolphins sing?
Person B:
Person B: Dude.
Person B:
Person B: What?.
Person A: ...
Person A: That ship slaps.
“i’m pretty sure he doesn’t even sleep, he just screams until he passes out.”
-zzz, talking about Health Teacher
11/22/18 - Family Edition
Person A: Just a little bit of Satan.
Person B: You know
Person B:
Person B: just mildly Satanic.
Hufflepuff: What’s your worst habit?
Slytherin: Existing
10/22/18 - Out of Context Quote Edition
Random Person I Overheard in the Hallway: You don't even know what hypothermia is.
PEOPLES
MY QUEUE IS BONE DRY AGAIN SO PLEASE SUBMIT.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.
10/18/18 - Nikkii Edition
Me: Where are you going?
Nikkii: Nah, I'm going to hell.
Nikkii: Bye.
10/17/18 - Nikkii Edition - Pt 5
Nikkii: ...
Nikkii: Buy a boat...
Nikkii: ...
10/17/18 - Nikkii Edition - Pt 4
Nikkii: There was no hope for him in the beginning.
Nikkii: I'm glad he went out and slaughtered music instead of slaughtering people.
Nikkii: ...
Nikkii: Beethoven needs love...
Nikkii: ...
Nikkii: "I wish to choke her."
Nikkii: ...
Nikkii: If he had glasses they would melt because of his eye lasers.
10/17/18 - Nikkii Edition - Pt 3
Nikkii: The pen is lowkey glowing...
10/17/18 - Nikkii Edition - Pt 2
Nikkii: 5 million people are a lot of folks...
me: *puts earphones in*
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me: oh right
me: *plays music*
10/17/18 - Nikkii Edition - Pt 1
Nikkii: I look at the sky and say
Nikkii: "Aw, vagina."
I FINALLY GOT SOME CONTENT
no thanks to y’all
WE CAN RESUME NORMAL SCHEDULE STARTING TOMORROW UNTIL MONDAY. THEN WE’RE CLEAN OUT.
I STILL NEED SUBMISSIONS! PLEASE CONTRIBUTE!
me: i hate romance stories
pride and prejudice: exists
me: it is a truth universally-
