Madness is like gravity

Willow Pines || Weirdo || 20 || Trickster.

[polly-maddox]

I’m almost 99% certain that your idea may be illegal.  Maybe start with something a bit less… off kilter?

[weirdoxpines]

That is what makes it even more fun. So...Are you in or not?

[kalaporter-deactivated20150722]

“Okay, Sweeney Todd, it’s a little too early to be this morbid.”

[weirdoxpines]

“Thank you for calling me the name of one of my heroes but I’m being serious here. I want that pie shop.”

[weirdoxpines]

Who wants to open a pie shop with me? We will use corpses as the filling of the pies. It’ll be a fun summer job.

[dweebofrps]

After I went out today in my pajamas and had little kid make fun of me, I’ve been too embarrassed to go out and g-get dinner. All I h-have in my kitchen are p-pudding cups! How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?

[weirdoxpines]

I don’t know about the pudding but...Do you want me to summon an evil spirit to haunt this kid down for making fun of you? 

[wordsnquotes]

[She] craved solitude but she hated loneliness, a conundrum that she couldn’t even begin to solve.

Kate Atkinson, Life After Life (via wordsnquotes)

[phantomseifu]

But even if I acted sᴀᴅ over it,                       { ᶰᵒᵗʰᶤᶰᵍ would cнαɴɢe }                                              Even if I ᴄʀʏ,                                                                { ᶰᵒᵗʰᶤᶰᵍ would cнαɴɢe }

[dylan-flores-deactivated2017080]

“You’re a witch? Prove it. Nuh-uh, aren’t they afraid of garlic?”

[weirdoxpines]

“Very well...” She smirked, said a bunch weird words and used her powers to turn herself into him. “Do you believe me now?” 

“The last vampire I met didn’t like garlic’s smell but it didn’t hurt him.”

[nikita-skellington-blog]

Nikita couldn’t help but be somewhat intrigued by the girl’s words and actions, raising an eyebrow as the girl tried to explain the whole salt and demon scenario and allowing a small smile to tug at her lips. “Says who? I never heard about this demon and salt thing before. And um… no, not really. What happens when you put salt on a snail?”

[weirdoxpines]

“Says me, an expert in the supernatural and the dark forces.” And that was not a lie, Willow spent a lot of her time reading about those kinds of things, she even had one of her Uncle Dipper’s diaries with her. “Simply put, they melt.”

[milani-hook]

At watching as the girl’s cheeks turned a slight shade of red, Milani couldn’t help but feel herself smile, pressing her lips together immediately so as to keep the smile at bay. “It’s okay, don’t worry about it,” she said with a shrug, taking a seat next to Willow before grabbing her bag from the girl. “Now I’m completely protected from demons and it’s all thanks to you.”

[weirdoxpines]

Willow offered a small smile, still feeling quite embarrassed. Luckily, Milani had noticed the bag she was messing with was hers before Willow did something worse. “Well, it’s the least I could do.” She said, trying not to sound as awkward and sheepish as she was feeling. “I like you too much to let you get possessed by a demon.”

[cepp-the-flynn-deactivated20150]

“Ah… nothing… just not very good with large crowds and dancing. But I’m good. I’ll be good.” Cooper said, trying to brush off his awkwardness.

[weirdoxpines]

Usually, Willow would tease the boy about being all awkward but she could understand, she wasn’t exactly good with crowds either, that’s why she preferred being on her own. That and most people find her too odd for their liking. “Come with me, let’s get away from the crowd, until you feel more relaxed, yes?”

[roxieofc-deactivated20160104]

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[weirdoxpines]

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[destabello]

Desta froze seeing the girl raise her arm above her head, hands held up and palms outward. She took a large breath through her nose. “I know that you did not just pour that shit into my hair,” she snapped.

[weirdoxpines]

A smirk appeared in Willows lips. “Salt is not shit.” She said and opened her out bag, taking out a bottle of fake blood. “Do you want me to wash it off?”

[destabello]

“Oh wow okay, you were serious. Well, in that case I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to protect someone’s ass from some demons.”

[weirdoxpines]

“Yes. Yes, I am. And of course, anything to defend my fellow students from forces they don’t understand.” She grabbed a handful of salt and sprinkled it in the other girl’s hair while mumbling weird words under her breath. “There, you are now protected from the forces of evil.”

[finley-diggs]

“You’re right, it’s actually not that bad.” He shivered slightly at the idea of eating the spider and handed the cup back to her. “Have you ever eaten one? I remember eating the worm that somestimes comes in Mezcal bottles and regretting my entire life afterwards.”

[weirdoxpines]

She took the cup back, a smile on her lips. “I congratulate you for trying it out, most people would’ve been too weird out. Losers.” She said, rolling her eyes. ”Oh, really? I’ve never tried it and, despite your advice, I’ll probably will.” She chuckled lightly. “Anyway..What’s your name spider juice drinker?”