[elainiisms]

i cannot take succession seriously that is literally the gay guy from scott pilgrim and mr darcy like

[evilkitsch]

i think kendall should start publicly dating a theyfab & cause the worst discourse imaginable at a roy family event

[evilkitsch]

connor, supportive: so does this mean kendall is coming out to us?

roman: oh yeah let’s celebrate kendall’s dick finally falling off from all the coke and now he can apparently only fuck other weird-looking lesbians.

connor: there’s nothing wrong with being a weird-looking lesbian. in fact, some forecasters are saying that after the climate collapse—

shiv: okay but they’re obviously not a lesbian if they’re dating kendall. right? it’s very possible to be non-binary and also attracted to men.

roman: oh fuck off with your little love is love pussy-eating hats whatever the fuck. did you learn that from rupaul?

shiv: rupaul? seriously? is that the one gay person you can think of? rupaul?

roman: i can think of another. your husband.

tom, laughing uncomfortably: sorry to disappoint, roman, but i am in deep unquenchable lust for my wife, who happens to be a beautiful woman.

(after an awkward silence, jokingly) but i do identify as ‘metrosexual,’ right, kendall?

kendall, extremely high: what the fuck are you guys even fucking talking about

greg, making conversation w kendall’s date in the corner of the room: so um. i presume you, like, are familiar with the, um, music of the… boys genius, as they are known?

[cithaerons]

i have a theory that the succession character you gravitate to most is a representation of your worst self……

[mirunalives]

tom wambsgans line deliveries that are always rotating in my head

[roadtohell]

Visit Original Link

You gotta break that chain, baby, break that chain!

23 May 1988 / New York

[killbilled]

Hey, honey, the pressure on the faucet’s moderately intense, so go easy.

MATTHEW MACFADYEN as TOM WAMBSGANS in SUCCESSION

[togansweep]

[jimsharbour]

hello???

[jimsharbour]

[ftmbruce]

here yall go

[minnesotabysamia]

happy you cant make a tomlette without making some greggs day to those who celebrate

[shanerozanov]

SUCCESSION | 1.03 – “Lifeboats”

[sportsnight-deactivated20201211]

[godlessondheimite]

@deadpanwalking

[heartpdf]

[digitalbeachrave]

everything i do is for women, the gays, and - of course - the unemployed

[nnezzanine]

the best blogs are the ones where 1 girl talks to herself constantly

[lordgolden]

they should invent giving me the perfect job without applying or interviewing

[yuri-puppies]

not to be like, “this is the magic job post that gives you jobs” but literally two days after I reblogged it

[guava-jarritos]

rest in the deepest most profound peace 💔

Leslie Jordan, 1955-2022. an absolute treasure

[theholetour]

RIP legend