Welcome to hell, we have tea.

Sheriarty supremacy 🩷 ao3: ocean_eyes_221

[thatseymourbirkhoff-deactivated]

ILYA ROZANOV┃you will not be so nice when we beat you.

[my-2nd-account]

Shane is like: ok so I haven't slept with anyone since the last time we were together and you haven't slept with anyone since the last time we were together and we're going to spend 2 weeks in my house and I'm making you lunch and we're sleeping in the same bed and you're telling me about your mom and I'm telling you about my parents and you like me and I like you and I don't want you to marry someone else and you wish all the women you slept with were me and you will switch teams and move to my country so we can be closer to eachother and we're starting a charity to make it easier to be together and I already have our future planned because I care about this I care about us and you love me and I love you and you're kissing my ankle and you comfort me and hold me when I panic and you're meeting my parents and supporting me through it and you're drinking my dad's vodka and eating pasta at my family's house and you tell my parents that you would leave Boston for me and that I'm the only person you've ever loved. Ok great 👍

Ilya: ... your boyfr-

Shane: hold your mf horses my whAT!!!!??

[evanzbuck]

Ilya felt like his smile was going to split his face. He was overwhelmingly happy. Shane was beaming up at him, eyes bright and freckles crinkled, and Ilya loved him. And Shane loved him. Holy fucking shit. Shane Hollander is in love with me.

[texasbama]

HOLLANOV + Kisses (Part One)

[imgonnaeditstuff]

@lgbtqcreators bingo -> favorite ship

[evanzbuck]

HEATED RIVALRY | 1.06 "The Cottage"

[twobabkas]

How did we let this happen? We were both very stupid and irresponsible. This is real though, right? Yeah.

[hoko-onchi-writes]

I’ll never get over Ilya being like no no, I must set record straight. I want to fuck your son since the literal moment I first saw him at seventeen. It was freckles. And then I fuck him. Repeatedly. For entire decade. He gave up that ass like absolute freak. He is my good little boy. Yes, that is right. Since the markets crash and millennial dream is dead. I hear on radio, then I fuck your son. We grow old together. Lovers.

[littlegirlinvisible]

# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN  

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[yrsonpurpose]

Do you want that problem to go away? I don't ever want that problem to ever go away.

[sheisraging]

these two are how we're being rewarded for surviving 2025

[mrsfitzgerald]

mwah 💋♥︎

[cinemafag]

pulling you closer by our red string of fate so i can bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bi

[hollanovhumping]

wait, do the heart. do the heart with this hand. okay, i think that's a heart.

[swearphil]

It was so bold and fearless and so...Ilya. [in/sp]

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[sherlockstuff]