gonna cry? pee your pants maybe?

simon / 25 /🔞/ he/they

[fuckyeahpiss]

Hey! Finally making a pinned post, since it seems like everyone else has one.

I’m Simon, I’m 25, and this blog is mostly omo! Also some funny stuff that can’t go on my main.

I’m bi, transmasc, and a switch, but I lean dominant a lot of the time, so that’s the majority of the energy here.

18+ ONLY!! No minors - I don’t want you engaging with me or my content in any way.

Put your age in your bio

PS: I don’t like/follow from this URL

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Kinks (not an exhaustive list):

- Piss, obviously

- Masturbation

- Dacryphilia (crying)

- Scent/musk

- Petplay

- Hierophilia (religion)

- Monsters

- Dumbification

- Light intox

- Light bloodplay

Icks (not a DNI, just not my cup of tea):

- Scat

- Eprocto

- Emeto

- Gore

- Detrans

Will add stuff as it comes up - but those are the basics! Have fun! 💛

[wetumbrellaz]

i love it when desperation makes people a bit stupid... like awww your little bladder's too full? is it really distracting you that much that you can't think straight? the need to pee's taking over your brain? seriously? that's adorable!

[secretnsftblog]

thinking about that one post that talked about arousal and in omo terms and feeling a little insane about it. Someone squirming, crossing their legs, tapping their foot, fighting not to grab their crotch but all because they’re so horny they can barely take it. grinding into their seat, against the seam of their pants, panting and whining and wiggling. Maybe theyre alone, or their partner is teasing them over the phone, but for some reason they aren’t allowed to touch. Do they calm down? Do they squirm and clench and grind until they’re allowed to take care of their throbbing need? or do they cum in their pants, the pressure of their jeans enough to push them over the edge into a wet hands free orgasm?

[dude-who-likes-dudes]

I cannot be trusted as a little spoon I WILL be grinding my ass into your crotch

[sheikahfication]

Missionary but you’re wearing a collar and I’m pulling that thing hard as fuck

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

[heartbreakincident]

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

[divineblessingz]

how it feels to be a pervert about fictional characters with your niche kinks

[omowhimper]

boy who is squirming and desperate but managed to survive the handjob without peeing is now spurting helplessly once his underwear is pulled back up. send tweet

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[urineluckpal2]

are you into “i really gotta go 🥺” omorashi or “i need to fucking piss so bad 😵‍💫” omorashi

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[tomhoppusdelonge]

i love following people with kinks I don’t have because somtimes I’m like

[ultimatesue]

Someone seems to have gone swimming again.

[3possumsinacoat]

God why is it so hot when men unzip their pants to take a piss?? ESPECIALLY if their hands are shaking, they’re sweating a little, swearing under their breath or breathing heavy, knowing if they don’t get this thing unzipped in the next few seconds, they’re gonna make a mess, and right in front of the toilet, too. Even better if they start to leak before they can fumble their dick out. Even EVEN better if they have an accident before they can make it to the toilet, and when they get into the bathroom, they just slump against the wall, out of breath from rushing and holding it so long, letting the pee flow into their pants because they genuinely can’t hold it another moment…

Okay my thoughts ran away with me but are you catching my drift??

[sistersinster]

Enemies to lovers but it’s a weak pathetic little seminarian who suddenly starts getting hard when the other seminarians bully him and they’re like, oh

[pr3ydriv3]

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

[livingdead-system-deactivated20]

Why would you hide this in the comments