gonna cry? pee your pants maybe?

simon / 25 /🔞/ he/they

[fuckyeahpiss]

Hey! Finally making a pinned post, since it seems like everyone else has one.

I’m Simon, I’m 25, and this blog is mostly omo! Also some funny stuff that can’t go on my main.

I’m bi, transmasc, and a switch, but I lean dominant a lot of the time, so that’s the majority of the energy here.

18+ ONLY!! No minors - I don’t want you engaging with me or my content in any way.

Put your age in your bio

PS: I don’t like/follow from this URL

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Kinks (not an exhaustive list):

- Piss, obviously

- Masturbation

- Dacryphilia (crying)

- Scent/musk

- Petplay

- Hierophilia (religion)

- Monsters

- Dumbification

- Light intox

- Light bloodplay

Icks (not a DNI, just not my cup of tea):

- Scat

- Eprocto

- Emeto

- Gore

- Detrans

Will add stuff as it comes up - but those are the basics! Have fun! 💛

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[tomhoppusdelonge]

i love following people with kinks I don’t have because somtimes I’m like

[ultimatesue]

Someone seems to have gone swimming again.

[3possumsinacoat]

God why is it so hot when men unzip their pants to take a piss?? ESPECIALLY if their hands are shaking, they’re sweating a little, swearing under their breath or breathing heavy, knowing if they don’t get this thing unzipped in the next few seconds, they’re gonna make a mess, and right in front of the toilet, too. Even better if they start to leak before they can fumble their dick out. Even EVEN better if they have an accident before they can make it to the toilet, and when they get into the bathroom, they just slump against the wall, out of breath from rushing and holding it so long, letting the pee flow into their pants because they genuinely can’t hold it another moment…

Okay my thoughts ran away with me but are you catching my drift??

[sistersinster]

Enemies to lovers but it’s a weak pathetic little seminarian who suddenly starts getting hard when the other seminarians bully him and they’re like, oh

[pr3ydriv3]

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

[livingdead-system-deactivated20]

Why would you hide this in the comments

[fuckyeahpiss]

my new favourite enrichment activity is showing him my pole fitness videos while innocently talking about the progress i’ve made, fully aware that he finds it hot but is trying so hard to be respectful and treat it like a sport (i know this because he’s told me that basically verbatim). tormenting him for my amusement

[lycanthrapist]

i need to be face first in a sweaty armpit so fucking bad right now

[puppygirlmoans]

*3 drinks in voice* you wanna test each other's pain tolerance?

[bratcasket]

watching him cum through his boxers would heal me

[kysluts]

jerking him off and then keeping my hand still just as he’s about to cum and watching him desperately thrusting into it while whining and begging me to help him.

[boy-moans]

you're getting hard ? that's sooo cool can you take your pants off so i can see it twitch ?

[onlinebeast]

Dude why are my pockets so wet (figures out im currently peeing myself) Ohhhhhhhh

[yourgrandfatherisfictional]

It was me I shoved my dick in your pocket and pissed I'm sorry

[onlinebeast]

You pissed myself

?

[eldritchbauble]

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

[tomorrowillbeyou]

sometimes you do forget that the general population doesn't necessarily find a guy cumming prematurely in his pants hot

[peach-lobottomy]

I swear morning wood is the hottest thing like aww u literally just woke up and you're automatically horny? You're barely even conscious and ur dick's already standing to attention? That's adorable let me suck you off about it