Jan 4
How quickly people forgot how dominant and breedable you looked at dashcon 2.
It is true! I was very dominant and my aura caused everyone to be frightened of me. Anyone who saw me at dashcon can confirm. Heh. Guess I'm something of a tough guy. I look in the mirror and throw my brunette hair up into a messy bun before looking into my own emerald green orbs and smirking. My Joker makeup is messy, and some have said it makes me look a little emo, but those people are liars. I put on my Purple Joker Outift, which fits me just right, before sliding my Special Kermit Hat on and walking confidently out of my room. Gods I Am Just Oozing Raw Sex Appeal. I trip down the stairs and die
#some may say i was in fact socially odd and scampering around like a sweaty and frightned rat but those people are FOOLS#some may also say i had to leave early because i got overheated in my full corduroy suit and big woolen hat but those people know NOTHING#some may even tell you that i had so much fun and was blushing and kicking my feet at how nice everyone was#and i hoped i conveyed my endless gratitude at getting to present my silly sockpuppets#and have the absolute privilate of getting to make people laugh#but those peoole are#CORRECT#what was i talking about#anon im sorry did you say breedable
