Welcome to my chaos

they/them || i jump on ships to keep myself from drowning || multifandom || currently everything about dghda, sandman, witcher, stranger things and regrettably, riverdale || aroace || no system just pure chaos

[jimbles-archive]

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[lil-stark-deactivated20240119]

PLEASE BAGEL GOD

[jennyloggins]

fire bagel is the only fucker that has EVER worked for me, this one is Real

[donttellunclesam]

domestic fruity four 🫶

[conspiracy-frog]

What if Erid invented intergalactic fast travel

I don't support Eva bashing that's emotional support environmental terrorist right there. What I'm interested in is the bad pr she is giving earth because the eridian ambassador is too invested in his flesh teddy bears life.

[rqbossman]

Out-of-pocket crossover

I'm just going to kick the hornets nest and say it: A Grace, Rocky, Jon, Martin road trip would eat with no crumbs.

[mossiistars]

ok

[silvermoth0]

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[rafflesandholmes]

Young Sherlock verse Moriarty's henchmen are exceedingly polite and gentle with Sherlock whenever possible because they never know when James and Sherlock are going to temporarily reconcile.

Like, sure the boss said to lock Sherlock in a box, but last time he swore he was going to kill Sherlock, there was some interesting noises from the room they were in and the next day James ordered his henchmen to bring him and Sherlock breakfast. So sure, they'll lock Sherlock in a box. After making sure he has a pillow, some water, and a snack.

[arilamont]

That’s my head canon as well! Also, crack head canon: spies know if they say they work for Sherlock, they might get to live. This becomes such a big problem that James starts checking with Sherlock, only to realise with frustration that Sherlock just confirms any spies as his, regardless of who they really work for. Yes, they might be working for awful criminal organisations, but he is not going to have any deaths on his conscious.

[arilamont]

So this crack head canon is not letting me go and I now have an idea for a fanfic. A very silly, smutty and cliched fanfic. Now, I don't write fanfics, so please feel free to write this if the idea takes your fancy, I just couldn’t not share it.

It goes thusly: Moriarty catches Sherlock receiving information from his spy in Moriarty’s organisation. James figures out who the spy is, but agrees to let him go on two conditions: firstly, no one else can know he was a spy - bad for discipline and for Moriarty’s image to be seen letting him go. Secondly, Sherlock must remain Moriarty’s prisoner (I know, I know, I never said the idea was fresh or original) until Moriarty renders the information useless. It’s up to Sherlock how that goes, he can choose to spend this time in a bare room maybe with a book, or… and of course Sherlock chooses “or” (otherwise this would be an idea for an introspective existential character study, not for a smutty fic).

The rest of it is basically interactions of various shades and intensity of sexual tension, with some very mild dubcon (but not really) overtones.

But also, Moran getting exasperated with his boss for wasting time and resource to urgently rebuild part of the operation instead of just killing the spy (the information Sherlock received was encrypted and given they were caught right after, James could just kill the spy; but that would make Sherlock sad and James can’t have that).

Also John getting worried with Sherlock’s continued absence and going to Mycroft, who instantly realises that James is behind it and taking John to confront James. Only for John to go: this guy might be a Napoleon of crime but he got Sherlock to eat and sleep, so whatever this is, I approve. Another week of this sanatorium for Sherlock? Yep, doctor’s orders.

[pigmentofimagination]

"He was All Eyes"

[aropride]

as a disabled person, i know what it’s like to not be able to work. that’s why this disability pride month i’m partnering with every single printer,

[galaxyspeaking]

what it’s supposed to feel like

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[slunch]

if I were an English teacher I would print this out and put it onto the wall next to a "reading is poggers" poster

[edettethegreat]

rip martin blackwood it must be tough having a boyfriend who literally knows everything. you try to argue with him about who forgot to buy milk and he airdrops into your mind a first person pov of him putting milk on the shopping list and you at the store getting distracted by someone's dog.

[python-nebula]

One thing i genuinely love about TMA is that they could have made Martin the trope of ‘big timid awkward bumbling guy who cant get a date’, and at first it seems like they’re kinda going down that route, but then it turns out they actually gave him LAYERS

like he’s badass, he’s depressed, his mum hates him because he looks like his absent father, he’s canonically fat and it’s not made into a negative thing, he lied on his resume to get an archival job, he loves cows, he has a crush on his boss who hates him, he somehow ends up with said boss by season 5, he is shy but comes out of his shell later, he managed to absolutely play two powerful Avatars, he makes good tea, he writes bad poetry, I love him

[sakana-no-yama]

[a-bed-full-of-coats]

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Here's the audio of Gold btw, with the chatter and applause trimmed out 👍 From this video uploaded to YouTube after the gig, which I have been watching on repeat. I'm gonna be so normal when the album drops.

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach