Lucifer Morningstar

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Hello, darlings :) Lucifer Morningstar is finally here! Founder of the infamous Lux and civilian consultant for the LAPD. Here to network!! Don’t all come flocking at once ;)

admin under cut :P

lincoln’s the name…lucifer morningstar is also the name. /kin. anyway. mod’s a minor (and american, so expect misuse of british), but lucifer is a slag so!! nothing overly explicit but flirting (to an extent) is fine. ask me questions. ask for a position at lux. ask for a favor. whatever you want bro.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?

-@welcum-to-devil-time

Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!

It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Thanks :DDD

Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!

Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Run out? Have they all died or something??

Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?

And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.

We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD

Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hold on... and you said the kids from round here? Big curly brown hair- saddest brown eyes you've ever seen, kinda looks like a small version of a middle aged man?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

…I suppose that’d be an accurate description, yes. Why? Do you know him?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Oh my g-d JASON??

[welcum-to-devil-time]

That’s probably him, I didn’t pay attention to his name. He’s fine though, if you’re concerned for some reason.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

That's my godchild!! The fuck was he doing in Illinois!!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Godchildren…what a stupid label…he was running away, apparently.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hey, he is my responsibility, too.

Jesus- is it cause of the Bar Mitzvah stuff?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

As I said, I didn’t listen in for very long. You’d be better off contacting the detective and asking her.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Oh g-d- any chance you could put us in contact or something?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Last I heard, she’s already delivered him back home. I could give you her card, though, if you’d rather hear it straight from her.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Well- if he's home safe, I guess that's good. I'll check in with his dad, but thanks!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

You’re very welcome. Now, could I get a few of these bagged? They’re quite good after eating a few…

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?

-@welcum-to-devil-time

Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!

It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Thanks :DDD

Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!

Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Run out? Have they all died or something??

Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?

And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.

We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD

Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hold on... and you said the kids from round here? Big curly brown hair- saddest brown eyes you've ever seen, kinda looks like a small version of a middle aged man?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

…I suppose that’d be an accurate description, yes. Why? Do you know him?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Oh my g-d JASON??

[welcum-to-devil-time]

That’s probably him, I didn’t pay attention to his name. He’s fine though, if you’re concerned for some reason.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

That's my godchild!! The fuck was he doing in Illinois!!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Godchildren…what a stupid label…he was running away, apparently.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hey, he is my responsibility, too.

Jesus- is it cause of the Bar Mitzvah stuff?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

As I said, I didn’t listen in for very long. You’d be better off contacting the detective and asking her.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Oh g-d- any chance you could put us in contact or something?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Last I heard, she’s already delivered him back home. I could give you her card, though, if you’d rather hear it straight from her.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?

-@welcum-to-devil-time

Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!

It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Thanks :DDD

Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!

Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Run out? Have they all died or something??

Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?

And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.

We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD

Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hold on... and you said the kids from round here? Big curly brown hair- saddest brown eyes you've ever seen, kinda looks like a small version of a middle aged man?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

…I suppose that’d be an accurate description, yes. Why? Do you know him?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Oh my g-d JASON??

[welcum-to-devil-time]

That’s probably him, I didn’t pay attention to his name. He’s fine though, if you’re concerned for some reason.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

That's my godchild!! The fuck was he doing in Illinois!!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Godchildren…what a stupid label…he was running away, apparently.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hey, he is my responsibility, too.

Jesus- is it cause of the Bar Mitzvah stuff?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

As I said, I didn’t listen in for very long. You’d be better off contacting the detective and asking her.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?

-@welcum-to-devil-time

Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!

It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Thanks :DDD

Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!

Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Run out? Have they all died or something??

Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?

And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.

We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD

Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hold on... and you said the kids from round here? Big curly brown hair- saddest brown eyes you've ever seen, kinda looks like a small version of a middle aged man?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

…I suppose that’d be an accurate description, yes. Why? Do you know him?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Oh my g-d JASON??

[welcum-to-devil-time]

That’s probably him, I didn’t pay attention to his name. He’s fine though, if you’re concerned for some reason.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

That's my godchild!! The fuck was he doing in Illinois!!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Godchildren…what a stupid label…he was running away, apparently.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?

-@welcum-to-devil-time

Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!

It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Thanks :DDD

Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!

Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Run out? Have they all died or something??

Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?

And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.

We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD

Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hold on... and you said the kids from round here? Big curly brown hair- saddest brown eyes you've ever seen, kinda looks like a small version of a middle aged man?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

…I suppose that’d be an accurate description, yes. Why? Do you know him?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Oh my g-d JASON??

[welcum-to-devil-time]

That’s probably him, I didn’t pay attention to his name. He’s fine though, if you’re concerned for some reason.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?

-@welcum-to-devil-time

Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!

It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Thanks :DDD

Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!

Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Run out? Have they all died or something??

Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?

And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.

We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD

Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hold on... and you said the kids from round here? Big curly brown hair- saddest brown eyes you've ever seen, kinda looks like a small version of a middle aged man?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

…I suppose that’d be an accurate description, yes. Why? Do you know him?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?

-@welcum-to-devil-time

Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!

It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Thanks :DDD

Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!

Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Run out? Have they all died or something??

Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?

And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.

We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD

Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?

-@welcum-to-devil-time

Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!

It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Thanks :DDD

Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!

Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Run out? Have they all died or something??

Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?

And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.

We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?

-@welcum-to-devil-time

Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!

It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Thanks :DDD

Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!

Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Run out? Have they all died or something??

Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?

-@welcum-to-devil-time

Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!

It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Thanks :DDD

Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?

-@welcum-to-devil-time

Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!

It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Thanks :DDD

Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?

-@welcum-to-devil-time

Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!

It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?

[askalesbianfromnextdoor]

Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?

-@welcum-to-devil-time

Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Hey Lucifer- sorry to bother you, but I kinda need your help on another case. Are you available?

@dect-chloe-decker

Always available for my favourite detective :) What’s the case?

[dect-chloe-decker]

Ha :) It's less of a case at the minute- it's- complicated.

I don't know if you saw, but I'm being- harassed? Online? About Dan. I'm worried it's some crazy stalker- that they might hurt him.

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh?? Daniel, of all people, being stalked? I never thought I’d see the day where someone would want that sad muscle sack of a man…very well, I’ll help out. I have to meet this crazed stalker, see why they’ve chosen him rather than…a normal target.

[dect-chloe-decker]

Okay this is not the time to get jealous over stalkers!! I have no clue who they are, but they seem to know a lot about- well, us. And trixie.

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I’m not jealous. But it is alarming that they know a lot of you. Are you all safe?? Does Daniel even know what’s going on?? He doesn’t seem to have much of an online presence…

[dect-chloe-decker]

Yeah huh, sure... Trixies fine. But I haven't seen Dan in a while? Yeah, hes only on Facebook

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Well, that’s not surprising. He acts like he’s ancient…a bit concerning that he isn’t accounted for…where was he last??

[dect-chloe-decker]

Uhhh- I saw him on Friday last week? We got Wendy's with Trix before she came over to my place. He's not called, texted, anything. I've put out a BOLO, and asked everyone at the station- no ones seen him

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Friday was ages ago!! Have you asked Amenadiel?? Mazikeen??

[dect-chloe-decker]

It was only a few days- calm down, we have to be logical. Yeah, Maze was the first person I asked, she said she'll keep an eye out. How could Amenadiel help-?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Eyes in the sky, Detective!!! He can fly!!!!! Plus, they’re friends?? You’d think that Amenadiel would want to help find his friend, yes??? All hands—and wings—on deck never hurt, right?

[dect-chloe-decker]

What, is he a pilot now or something? And- they're friends? Okay- ask him if he's seen him recently.

[welcum-to-devil-time]

…I’m not going to pick this fight right now.

I asked, he said he last saw him at Lux on Saturday. He didn’t say there was anything odd about him when I asked…

[dect-chloe-decker]

Okay, that's good- but uh- no offense, Ammenadiel doesn't seem the best at uh, reading people..

[welcum-to-devil-time]

He’s…certainly not BUT I believe he’d know when Dan is acting odd. Do you have any ideas on our next move, then??

[dect-chloe-decker]

Alright, that's good at least. I think we should go to his apartment to check on him, see if he's around, check in with his improv group to see if he's been

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I assumed you'd already checked??? Those seem like obvious first choices--I digress. Whatever needs to be done.

[dect-chloe-decker]

This is a new case! I haven't started anything yet, that's why

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Ah. Fair. Does the precinct know yet?

[dect-chloe-decker]

I didn't wanna say anything until we were sure something was up, yknow?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I suppose that makes sense. Well then...we should get Dan that welfare check. Hopefully he's there.

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Hey Lucifer- sorry to bother you, but I kinda need your help on another case. Are you available?

@dect-chloe-decker

Always available for my favourite detective :) What’s the case?

[dect-chloe-decker]

Ha :) It's less of a case at the minute- it's- complicated.

I don't know if you saw, but I'm being- harassed? Online? About Dan. I'm worried it's some crazy stalker- that they might hurt him.

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh?? Daniel, of all people, being stalked? I never thought I’d see the day where someone would want that sad muscle sack of a man…very well, I’ll help out. I have to meet this crazed stalker, see why they’ve chosen him rather than…a normal target.

[dect-chloe-decker]

Okay this is not the time to get jealous over stalkers!! I have no clue who they are, but they seem to know a lot about- well, us. And trixie.

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I’m not jealous. But it is alarming that they know a lot of you. Are you all safe?? Does Daniel even know what’s going on?? He doesn’t seem to have much of an online presence…

[dect-chloe-decker]

Yeah huh, sure... Trixies fine. But I haven't seen Dan in a while? Yeah, hes only on Facebook

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Well, that’s not surprising. He acts like he’s ancient…a bit concerning that he isn’t accounted for…where was he last??

[dect-chloe-decker]

Uhhh- I saw him on Friday last week? We got Wendy's with Trix before she came over to my place. He's not called, texted, anything. I've put out a BOLO, and asked everyone at the station- no ones seen him

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Friday was ages ago!! Have you asked Amenadiel?? Mazikeen??

[dect-chloe-decker]

It was only a few days- calm down, we have to be logical. Yeah, Maze was the first person I asked, she said she'll keep an eye out. How could Amenadiel help-?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Eyes in the sky, Detective!!! He can fly!!!!! Plus, they’re friends?? You’d think that Amenadiel would want to help find his friend, yes??? All hands—and wings—on deck never hurt, right?

[dect-chloe-decker]

What, is he a pilot now or something? And- they're friends? Okay- ask him if he's seen him recently.

[welcum-to-devil-time]

…I’m not going to pick this fight right now.

I asked, he said he last saw him at Lux on Saturday. He didn’t say there was anything odd about him when I asked…

[dect-chloe-decker]

Okay, that's good- but uh- no offense, Ammenadiel doesn't seem the best at uh, reading people..

[welcum-to-devil-time]

He’s…certainly not BUT I believe he’d know when Dan is acting odd. Do you have any ideas on our next move, then??

[dect-chloe-decker]

Alright, that's good at least. I think we should go to his apartment to check on him, see if he's around, check in with his improv group to see if he's been

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I assumed you'd already checked??? Those seem like obvious first choices--I digress. Whatever needs to be done.

[dect-chloe-decker]

This is a new case! I haven't started anything yet, that's why

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Ah. Fair. Does the precinct know yet?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Hey Lucifer- sorry to bother you, but I kinda need your help on another case. Are you available?

@dect-chloe-decker

Always available for my favourite detective :) What’s the case?

[dect-chloe-decker]

Ha :) It's less of a case at the minute- it's- complicated.

I don't know if you saw, but I'm being- harassed? Online? About Dan. I'm worried it's some crazy stalker- that they might hurt him.

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Oh?? Daniel, of all people, being stalked? I never thought I’d see the day where someone would want that sad muscle sack of a man…very well, I’ll help out. I have to meet this crazed stalker, see why they’ve chosen him rather than…a normal target.

[dect-chloe-decker]

Okay this is not the time to get jealous over stalkers!! I have no clue who they are, but they seem to know a lot about- well, us. And trixie.

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I’m not jealous. But it is alarming that they know a lot of you. Are you all safe?? Does Daniel even know what’s going on?? He doesn’t seem to have much of an online presence…

[dect-chloe-decker]

Yeah huh, sure... Trixies fine. But I haven't seen Dan in a while? Yeah, hes only on Facebook

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Well, that’s not surprising. He acts like he’s ancient…a bit concerning that he isn’t accounted for…where was he last??

[dect-chloe-decker]

Uhhh- I saw him on Friday last week? We got Wendy's with Trix before she came over to my place. He's not called, texted, anything. I've put out a BOLO, and asked everyone at the station- no ones seen him

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Friday was ages ago!! Have you asked Amenadiel?? Mazikeen??

[dect-chloe-decker]

It was only a few days- calm down, we have to be logical. Yeah, Maze was the first person I asked, she said she'll keep an eye out. How could Amenadiel help-?

[welcum-to-devil-time]

Eyes in the sky, Detective!!! He can fly!!!!! Plus, they’re friends?? You’d think that Amenadiel would want to help find his friend, yes??? All hands—and wings—on deck never hurt, right?

[dect-chloe-decker]

What, is he a pilot now or something? And- they're friends? Okay- ask him if he's seen him recently.

[welcum-to-devil-time]

…I’m not going to pick this fight right now.

I asked, he said he last saw him at Lux on Saturday. He didn’t say there was anything odd about him when I asked…

[dect-chloe-decker]

Okay, that's good- but uh- no offense, Ammenadiel doesn't seem the best at uh, reading people..

[welcum-to-devil-time]

He’s…certainly not BUT I believe he’d know when Dan is acting odd. Do you have any ideas on our next move, then??

[dect-chloe-decker]

Alright, that's good at least. I think we should go to his apartment to check on him, see if he's around, check in with his improv group to see if he's been

[welcum-to-devil-time]

I assumed you'd already checked??? Those seem like obvious first choices--I digress. Whatever needs to be done.