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@askalesbianfromnextdoor
Introduction!!
Hello hello people of the internet! My lovely godchild Jason asked me to get on this app so i figured- why not?
-My name is Cordelia and I use She/Her pronouns!
-I'm a lesbian and in a loving relationship with my girlfriend Charlotte <33 (shes amazing, shes a doctor.)
-I'm also a Caterer! (But I'm trying to expand) (It's... not going well)
-I'll answer any and all asks!
Admin/ooc under cut :)
@all-i-wants-a-kiss @whizzer--brown @mendel-falsettos
Can we pleaseee have one dinner together where we all get along? I actually worked super hard on it all!!
It's not me you gotta worry about, Delia, it's these two!
Quit making them argue, I see what you're doing, it happens every time!!
Whaaat! It's not my fault they're both as stubborn as eachother!
You encourage it!
It's dinner entertainment :)
It's a headache...
You've gotta admit it's pretty funny though, Dee!
Okay a little... but don't do it tonight!!
@all-i-wants-a-kiss @whizzer--brown @mendel-falsettos
Can we pleaseee have one dinner together where we all get along? I actually worked super hard on it all!!
It's not me you gotta worry about, Delia, it's these two!
Quit making them argue, I see what you're doing, it happens every time!!
Whaaat! It's not my fault they're both as stubborn as eachother!
You encourage it!
It's dinner entertainment :)
It's a headache...
@all-i-wants-a-kiss @whizzer--brown @mendel-falsettos
Can we pleaseee have one dinner together where we all get along? I actually worked super hard on it all!!
It's not me you gotta worry about, Delia, it's these two!
Quit making them argue, I see what you're doing, it happens every time!!
Whaaat! It's not my fault they're both as stubborn as eachother!
You encourage it!
@all-i-wants-a-kiss @whizzer--brown @mendel-falsettos
Can we pleaseee have one dinner together where we all get along? I actually worked super hard on it all!!
It's not me you gotta worry about, Delia, it's these two!
I’m innocent! I just respond to Marvin’s jabs too easily…
In other words not innocent?
Innocent…until provoked…
You go after him all the time too, Mendel, it's not slick...
…At least I’m subtle about it…
Oh you are not, all you talk about when you're here is stuff you do with Jason...
I figure it’d make him happy to hear Jason is doing well!! It’s not inherently malicious…
I dunno 'del, I feel like going on about the Bar Mitzvah being useless is dangerous territory!!
@all-i-wants-a-kiss @whizzer--brown @mendel-falsettos
Can we pleaseee have one dinner together where we all get along? I actually worked super hard on it all!!
It's not me you gotta worry about, Delia, it's these two!
Quit making them argue, I see what you're doing, it happens every time!!
@all-i-wants-a-kiss @whizzer--brown @mendel-falsettos
Can we pleaseee have one dinner together where we all get along? I actually worked super hard on it all!!
It's not me you gotta worry about, Delia, it's these two!
I’m innocent! I just respond to Marvin’s jabs too easily…
You're as bad as eachother!!
@all-i-wants-a-kiss @whizzer--brown @mendel-falsettos
Can we pleaseee have one dinner together where we all get along? I actually worked super hard on it all!!
Happy 2 year anniversary to these blogs and this community!!
@iheartcborle / @all-i-wants-a-kiss as Marvin/Charlotte
@lincoln-rosario / @mendel-falsettos as Mendel/Jason
@willzgay / @whizzer--brown as Whizzer
@grcetxt / me!!! as Trina/Cordelia
Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?
-@welcum-to-devil-time
Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?
Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)
Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!
Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!
It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?
Thanks :DDD
Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!
Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.
...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!
Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.
Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!
Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))
Run out? Have they all died or something??
Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.
Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?
And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?
I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.
We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.
I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD
Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!
Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.
Hold on... and you said the kids from round here? Big curly brown hair- saddest brown eyes you've ever seen, kinda looks like a small version of a middle aged man?
…I suppose that’d be an accurate description, yes. Why? Do you know him?
Oh my g-d JASON??
That’s probably him, I didn’t pay attention to his name. He’s fine though, if you’re concerned for some reason.
That's my godchild!! The fuck was he doing in Illinois!!!
Godchildren…what a stupid label…he was running away, apparently.
Hey, he is my responsibility, too.
Jesus- is it cause of the Bar Mitzvah stuff?
As I said, I didn’t listen in for very long. You’d be better off contacting the detective and asking her.
Oh g-d- any chance you could put us in contact or something?
Last I heard, she’s already delivered him back home. I could give you her card, though, if you’d rather hear it straight from her.
Well- if he's home safe, I guess that's good. I'll check in with his dad, but thanks!
You’re very welcome. Now, could I get a few of these bagged? They’re quite good after eating a few…
Oh- Yeah, of course honey!! :DDDD
Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?
-@welcum-to-devil-time
Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?
Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)
Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!
Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!
It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?
Thanks :DDD
Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!
Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.
...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!
Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.
Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!
Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))
Run out? Have they all died or something??
Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.
Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?
And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?
I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.
We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.
I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD
Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!
Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.
Hold on... and you said the kids from round here? Big curly brown hair- saddest brown eyes you've ever seen, kinda looks like a small version of a middle aged man?
…I suppose that’d be an accurate description, yes. Why? Do you know him?
Oh my g-d JASON??
That’s probably him, I didn’t pay attention to his name. He’s fine though, if you’re concerned for some reason.
That's my godchild!! The fuck was he doing in Illinois!!!
Godchildren…what a stupid label…he was running away, apparently.
Hey, he is my responsibility, too.
Jesus- is it cause of the Bar Mitzvah stuff?
As I said, I didn’t listen in for very long. You’d be better off contacting the detective and asking her.
Oh g-d- any chance you could put us in contact or something?
Last I heard, she’s already delivered him back home. I could give you her card, though, if you’d rather hear it straight from her.
Well- if he's home safe, I guess that's good. I'll check in with his dad, but thanks!
Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?
-@welcum-to-devil-time
Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?
Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)
Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!
Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!
It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?
Thanks :DDD
Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!
Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.
...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!
Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.
Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!
Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))
Run out? Have they all died or something??
Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.
Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?
And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?
I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.
We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.
I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD
Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!
Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.
Hold on... and you said the kids from round here? Big curly brown hair- saddest brown eyes you've ever seen, kinda looks like a small version of a middle aged man?
…I suppose that’d be an accurate description, yes. Why? Do you know him?
Oh my g-d JASON??
That’s probably him, I didn’t pay attention to his name. He’s fine though, if you’re concerned for some reason.
That's my godchild!! The fuck was he doing in Illinois!!!
Godchildren…what a stupid label…he was running away, apparently.
Hey, he is my responsibility, too.
Jesus- is it cause of the Bar Mitzvah stuff?
As I said, I didn’t listen in for very long. You’d be better off contacting the detective and asking her.
Oh g-d- any chance you could put us in contact or something?
Hey I heard apparently Marvin cancels like half his therapy sessions to go drinking alone by the way...
Wh- oh Marvin- where'd you even find that out?
Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?
-@welcum-to-devil-time
Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?
Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)
Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!
Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!
It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?
Thanks :DDD
Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!
Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.
...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!
Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.
Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!
Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))
Run out? Have they all died or something??
Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.
Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?
And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?
I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.
We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.
I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD
Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!
Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.
Hold on... and you said the kids from round here? Big curly brown hair- saddest brown eyes you've ever seen, kinda looks like a small version of a middle aged man?
…I suppose that’d be an accurate description, yes. Why? Do you know him?
Oh my g-d JASON??
That’s probably him, I didn’t pay attention to his name. He’s fine though, if you’re concerned for some reason.
That's my godchild!! The fuck was he doing in Illinois!!!
Godchildren…what a stupid label…he was running away, apparently.
Hey, he is my responsibility, too.
Jesus- is it cause of the Bar Mitzvah stuff?
Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?
-@welcum-to-devil-time
Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?
Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)
Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!
Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!
It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?
Thanks :DDD
Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!
Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.
...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!
Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.
Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!
Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))
Run out? Have they all died or something??
Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.
Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?
And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?
I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.
We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.
I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD
Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!
Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.
Hold on... and you said the kids from round here? Big curly brown hair- saddest brown eyes you've ever seen, kinda looks like a small version of a middle aged man?
…I suppose that’d be an accurate description, yes. Why? Do you know him?
Oh my g-d JASON??
That’s probably him, I didn’t pay attention to his name. He’s fine though, if you’re concerned for some reason.
That's my godchild!! The fuck was he doing in Illinois!!!
Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?
-@welcum-to-devil-time
Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?
Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)
Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!
Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!
It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?
Thanks :DDD
Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!
Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.
...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!
Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.
Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!
Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))
Run out? Have they all died or something??
Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.
Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?
And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?
I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.
We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.
I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD
Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!
Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.
Hold on... and you said the kids from round here? Big curly brown hair- saddest brown eyes you've ever seen, kinda looks like a small version of a middle aged man?
…I suppose that’d be an accurate description, yes. Why? Do you know him?
Oh my g-d JASON??
Hellooo……I was just strolling down the street and couldn’t help but notice the odour coming from around this area? It smells divine—care to disclose what it is?
-@welcum-to-devil-time
Oh hi!! :DD It might beeee my baking? I've just finished making some Rugelach! You're welcome to try!!! What's your name?
Oh, pastries..? That doesn’t seem to match up with what I’m smelling, but…I could never turn down anything sweet. I’m Lucifer—Lucifer Morningstar :)
Welllll what are you smelling? And ohh wow cool name!!! Like the devil, huh? Oh- sorry, I'm Cordelia!!
Exactly like the devil, yes :) Lovely name you have as well!
It smells a bit…sulphuric? Not too overwhelmingly, but enough to be noticeable. You don’t smell it?
Thanks :DDD
Hmmm... I mean, we had a gas leak, recently? I don't smell anything!!
Gas leak! That’s what that is…how did that turn out? I know you humans don’t really deal with that stuff very well—mentally, I mean.
...Uhhh, it was fine I guess! Spent a few days with a friend while they sorted it all out!!
Ah, alright. Well, I’m glad it hasn’t clearly affected you too harshly. Now, how about the Rugelach? They do smell lovely, under the residing sulfur.
Aw- thanks :DDD I've run out of people to taste test for me!!
Also, that's so crazy you can smell gas leaks! Most people can't- you'd be really useful in like, the fire department or something :))
Run out? Have they all died or something??
Fire department’s not for me—I’ve dealt with fire for much too long for my taste. I work as a consultant with the police department, actually! My partner is…somewhere around here, returning some little…eh, whippersnapper, for…lack of a ruder phrase.
Nooo! Just- my girl... roomate. My girl roomate. :D. Works a lot, so she doesn't have time, and my neighbours, well... they try and be polite, really, but I can tell they're trying to come up with excuses not to eat it, haha. Anyway!! What do youuu think?
And oh woww a police officer!! What, did your partner catch some kid spray painting a wall or something?
I think……I would smash a tray of these if I was incredibly hungover.
We actually found the little bastard on a train to bloody Illinois. Not sure what he’d want to do with Illinois—there’s literally nothing there, so I’ve heard. But we brought him back up here to his family. Well, she did. I went wandering because, frankly, there are better things to do with my time.
I'm gonna choose to tak ethat as a compliment :DD
Oh my g-d how did he get that far!? Jeez- he's lucky he didnt get hurt!!
Yes, he is. Dunno how he avoided it. Somewhat impressive for a boy of his age and size. There was something about a divorce and custody and whatever that I didn’t care to listen in on. I’m still hung up on the fact that he decided to go through Illinois.
Hold on... and you said the kids from round here? Big curly brown hair- saddest brown eyes you've ever seen, kinda looks like a small version of a middle aged man?
