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they/he | 20+ | Pokemon, Rhythm Heaven, Nintendo fan creation things | occasional tagged and spoilered NSFW | read pinned for more info on stuff

[welkamoalreadyexists]

Update: As of May 21st, 2026, I do not want minors following this blog. While I can't control other forms of interaction, please do not follow if you are under the age of 18.

Table of Contents

Facadeverse - My Pokemon AU stuff (#facadeverse)

Fermataverse - My Rhythm Heaven AU stuff... which is technically also my Warioware/Mario/Mii AU, but Rhythm Heaven is the most relevant one. (#fermataverse)

cw X - Occasionally my fics go into sensitive subjects. When I discuss fic stuff related to these subjects (and when I repost posts with these themes) I will tag them like this and put them under the cut (ex. #cw mental illness). Topics include mental illness, abuse (physical, emotional, sexual), bigotry (racism, queerphobia, sexism, nativism, ableism), suicide, suggestive themes, drug use/addiction. List will be updated as needed.

nsfwelkamo - Discussing/sharing my smut with too much wordbuilding. (#nsfwelkamo) Will be filtered with mature filters unless tumblr doesn’t let me. May also serve as a catch-all for suggestive posts I reblog without mature filters. I also tag kink posts as #kink pride and #kink positivity, sometimes without mature filters if it isn’t sexual. PLEASE BLOCK THIS TAG IF YOU ARE A MINOR OR DON’T WANT TO SEE NSFW CONTENT. Curate your online experience.

#kamo reblogs - stuff I reblog

I try my best to tag by fandom/character/content warning. Let me know if I missed anything. On the other side of the coin, use your best judgement in blocking/muting tags to curate your experience on my blog,

I also add image descriptions to all of my posts with images. I’ve been doing my best to add image descriptions to things I reblog, but I might be less consistent with that while I make it a habit.

Feel free to send asks about my ficverses I love talking about them :)

Notes and stuff:

Keep your fandom discourse out of my house, general fandom and specific fandom. I also don't wanna talk politics. I'm here to write funny video game fanfiction.

I mute/block tags pretty freely for my own mental wellbeing. Same goes for blocking users; 99% of the time it's nothing personal.

This is a horny/kinky safe space.

This is a vehemently anti censorship, anti purity culture space.

And lastly, don't wear your shoes inside.

I have a few other blogs:

@unwelkamo - sickfic related stuff

@just-the-ten-of-us-asks - askblog for my ten-person Rhythm heaven/Mii polycule

I also sometimes draw stuff for @badlydrawnrhythmheaven

strawpage if you want

DNI if you don't want to interact. DI if you do want to interact. INGMDFYM (I'm not gonna make decisions for you man) if you don't know if you want to interact.

[good-advice-ganondorf]

[welkamoalreadyexists]

"Call it controversial but I hate people who burn down orphanages" I say on the website where everyone hates people who burn down orphanages. "Wow me too," says orphanage-burning-hater and all my other followers who hate people who burn down orphanages. "Have my like." This will do so much to stop the people who burn down orphanages. I am such a good person. If only someone would do something about the people who burn down orphanages besides me.

[welkamoalreadyexists]

I need to do some kind of ranking of groove games and/or remixes but like. There's a lot of factors that contribute to my opinions (music, charting, concept, etc.) that can't be condensed into a tier list, but I don't have the energy to do a full breakdown of each one.

[flamingoinkart]

honestly i would promote this moon to a potential tumblr sexyman. every single post or tweet i've seen about this moon being like 'yknow he's kinda......' makes me bust out laughing every time

[welkamoalreadyexists]

what if I just started posting my evil musical battle of the bands karate man senior and others longfic WIP

[welkamoalreadyexists]

I gotta do more for the Rhythm Heaven 20th anniversary besides writing smut but I'm really mentally drained on drawing and it's taking me a bit to get back into it. Auuuughhahhh

[welkamoalreadyexists]

Watching once upon a time and like damn I hate zelena fuck zelena but also is this what it's like reading my rh fics

[welkamoalreadyexists]

So I know you can search posts by tag, but is there a way you can search *reblogs* by tag? As in, if a post wasn't tagged with #air batter, but someone reblogs it with #air batter, is there a way to search for those posts?

[55-degrees-fahrenheit]

they're fighting,,,,,,,,

[emilufever]

[the-bar-sinister]

Oh hey pals, new AO3 scam just hit!

Just like the tumblr scam where they pretend to be "the support team" this is also a scam.

I edited out the link because I GUARANTEE if you go to it you will get your computer hacked and your AO3 or discord account stolen.

I am so mad because I got this 30 seconds after posting a new fic.

DO NOT FALL FOR THESE SCAMS.

No legitimate website support will EVER contact you like this!

(Obviously, this comment has been reported.)

[welkamoalreadyexists]

Anyone claiming to be support staff in the comments is 120% a scammer. AO3 will never contact you about policy and abuse matters in the comments, they will always do so through email. (I don't know the exact email, and if you know please lmk so I can update this post,but it will always have the domain of archiveofourown.org and any other domain is most likely a scam as well)

[welkamoalreadyexists]

It's time to decide once and for all...

Where is Flutter Speed Mom?

She's there she's just never mentioned

Flutter Speed baby is a Disney Princess (mom ded)

divorce/breakup

Baby is adopted

Immaculate mpreg

Baby just spawned

It was all a dream/coma/etc.

Voting ended onJul 29

[welkamoalreadyexists]

Look I'm not saying that AO3 is above criticism or anything, there's plenty you could criticize about it (although a lot of it is blown way out of proportion and coming from people who don't understand how stuff works imo), but I personally don't think that you should be allowed to make that criticism from the glass house that is Twitter dot com.

[niktokof]

rhythm heaven (tengoku) my beloved..

[welkamoalreadyexists]

I need advice on marketing/selling art and art stuff (like stickers, magnets, etc.). Like, I've gotten good reach on posts advertising my stuff, and I get likes and comments on socials and Redbubble itself, but it doesn't really translate to sales. It could be that I'm marketing to the wrong audience (as in "a lot of Rhythm Heaven fans seem to be young and don't have the spending money for art goods," in which case do I need to diversify?), maybe it's larger/outside factors (as in "maybe the economy isn't stable enough for people to be spending on non-frivolous things", which. fair lol), maybe it's something I could fix with myself (aforementioned diversifying, maybe people just like art goods made digitally rather than traditionally, maybe I need to get better at art), maybe I just need to wait (technically I've been waiting over a year though, but you never know), maybe it's something else. I've tried commissions before, but those were few and far between, and even when I would get them, I would get really stressed out doing them.

This is sort of a request for advice on how to navigate art (or writing, or any kind of artistic thing) as a monetary pursuit, because I'm still fairly new to this and still trying to figure out how to balance "what is the art I want to make" and "what is the art people want to buy". I've considered other designs and products I could do, but I don't want to commit to anything that won't be worth it long term.

FTR I'm not in any bad financial situations or anything, and at absolute most, I'm hoping for this to be something akin to a side gig while I look for something more full time. But like... I am unemployed, I am disabled and don't have a degree yet, I don't have many other avenues for earning myself spending money (and the ones I do aren't anywhere near consistent), and trying to find work has been RoughTM. I just wish I knew what I was doing wrong.

[daphnethebanjolover]

Why Yum-Bot Simulator is Like That

Or It's All About Polymeter

Have you or a loved one struggled with Yum-Bot Simulator in Rhythm Heaven Groove? I personally spent several minutes suffering in the tutorial. Then I learned how to count to 4, and it saved my run. However, the more I read people's comments about it, the more I notice people are missing something fundamental about Yum-Bot Simulator: as far as I know, this is the only Rhythm Heaven minigame that uses polymeter.

Let's back it up a little bit. Meter, or time signature, tells us how many beats are in a measure of music. For example, the majority of Western music--and music in Rhythm Heaven--uses 4/4 meter, which has a steady, driving sound. Yum-Bot Simulator uses polymeter, or two different meters at once, and neither of them are 4/4.

The first meter it uses is 3/4, which is used in waltzes. The second is 12/8, which gives it that bouncy, march-like quality. When put together in MS Paint using a touchpad, that polymeter looks like this:

Obligatory note about polyrhythm: Polymeter is different from polyrhythm. If this were polyrhythm, the tempos of each meter would be altered so that one measure of 3/4 always lines us with one measure of 12/8, whether that means slowing down the 3/4 or speeding up the 12/8

Now that we've gone over what polymeter is and the kind of polymeter that Yum-Bot uses, how the heck are you supposed to time this?

The Good Pudding

This game uses two different cues for catching the good puddings, one following the 3/4 meter and one following the 12/8 meter. Here they are represented visually:

As you can see, the 12/8 cue is a little slower, so if the womp womp womp sounds slower, switch the metronome in your head (or your mouth if you're counting out loud) to 12/8 so that you know to catch the pudding on the fourth triple instead of the fourth beat. Then switch it back to 3/4 because that's probably what's coming next.

2. The Defective Pudding

Here's where things get a little wonky. The timing is the same as the 3/4 cue, but it's preceded by a little grr to let you know this next pudding is defective. This grr would be three beats on the 12/8 meter. Put visually, the defective pudding cue looks like this:

I've represented the 3/4 row as pairs of eighth notes instead of individual quarter notes to show that you are essentially counting on the downbeat of a 3/4 time signature. I know Rhythm Heaven likes its downbeats (cough cough Lockstep), but this is diabolical.

And that's how you play Yum-Bot Simulator. Maybe I've been considering this all wrong. Maybe this is a polyrhythm where one measure of 3/4 lines up with one measure of 6/8. Maybe the whole thing is in 6/4, and they just really like their triples. This is just what's helped me understand this minigame the best, and hopefully, it helps you get a hold of a very confusing minigame. Now, go forth and sort those puddings!

[launchtheship]

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Sign-ups are now open at this link and will be until the deadline (July 20th, 23:55 UTC). Fics will be revealed publicly on July 21st, 00:01 UTC.

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