Hanji the glorious

The name's Zoe, Hanji Zo-IS THAT AN ABNORMAL TITAN?! Wha-? It's not? Dammit... Well, I suppose that's a good thing, because that would mean the titans had breached the walls, aha.... Hanji Zoe Ask/Rp blog. Possible nsfw? Iunno. This is a a primary account! I finally caved and made a primary copy of the originally secondary blog-if you're here, old followers from that blog or new, thanks for following me! Now you do not have to be annoyed at the fanmail for I can send you regular asks! Yayyy~ My old account for this character was totallynotrivaillesbabe-nope.tumblr.com, so if you wanna go there to see old posts and whatnot you're welcome to! I track wellshithanji Might be occasionally too eccentric of a Hanji, or too perverted of one. Oh well. Currently: Sleeping on the job ((And if you look to your right, you'll see art by Pixiv ID: 3633005 Member: 壷 Them ^^))

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Guys, please signal boost this. It is super important. Even if you live in the UK you never know who follows you, so please please please boost this.

(If I tagged you it’s because I know you have a lot of followers and I’m sorry if that inconveniences you.)

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Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

[pawnr]

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

[the-savage-avenger-deactivated2]

How the hell do woman survive this?

[downremus-deactivated20180615]

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

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Psst and there’s this scale of pain endurance I heard about and the highest thingymajig you’re supposed to be able to handle is like 27 but pregnancy actually simulates about 12 points beyond that or so haha oh what joy

[yuuba]

Eren has a strange way to show  that he loves her xD

[proxyllove]

no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art

[starrynerd]

Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The Aristocats"

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Let’s see who’s over 18

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Anime and Manga

[well-shit-hanji]

// hi! Send ❤this ❤to ❤the ❤fifteen ❤nicest ❤people ❤on ❤Tumblr. ❤If ❤you ❤get ❤five ❤back ❤you ❤must ❤be ❤perfect

c': i've so become inactive on this blog lord send help curse you Relatables jk ilu all and also I'm trying to decide who to recruit to be bott-relatable or botto-relatable like the wiki says because bodt-relatable is taken but they don't even post literally ever. But if you want to talk to me or whatever i'm on leonhardt-relatable    and my ask box is always open.  I try to only follow the relatables blogs on that blog though because they're hard to keep track of and yeah

[aruani]

Source

[strasza-remade]

Transparent Smiling Levi Heichou for your blog (◡‿◡✿)

[shingekinoai]

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Please go rate the artist work 10/10 if you like :) (Do NOT remove credits please.) 

[zombie-hobbit]

[well-shit-hanji]

"HANJI!" Levi banged on the door to the woman's room. " The brats say they saw you steal my cravat while I was bathing. I want it back!"

"I didn’t do it!" She shrieked as she changed into some more comfortable clothes from her earlier training session. She hopped into some sweat pants, fixed her hair, and opened the door. "Calm down, I don’t have it. You can look if you must." She moved aside, opening the door in case he wanted to come in and look for it himself.

[well-shit-hanji]

She shrugged.  ”They might not have known.  Maybe I was their best guess,”  She said as she straightened her hair and looked around.  She let out a chuckle as she cught something in the corner of her eye.  Whipping his cravat from underneath one of his belts, she waved it in his face.  ”It just got stuck on you.”

[iattackonrivaille-deactivated20]

Levi turned bright red and covered his face with his hand. Embarrassed as hell that he stormed in Hanji’s room accusing her of something that didn’t happen and then finding out his cravat was with him all along. “Sorry,” He grumbled under his breath.

[well-shit-hanji]

Hanji laughed lightly, slapping him with the cravat before tucking it unneatly into his collar.  "It's fine,"  She said, crossing her arms with a grin.  "They saw the chance and they took it, you can't blame them.  I would have done the same."  She shook her head, smirking.

[brainbubblegum]

Every time I remember that Levi is in his early 30’s and Auruo is in his late teens (yes it’s canon) this scene plays out in my head:

[well-shit-hanji]

"HANJI!" Levi banged on the door to the woman's room. " The brats say they saw you steal my cravat while I was bathing. I want it back!"

"I didn’t do it!" She shrieked as she changed into some more comfortable clothes from her earlier training session. She hopped into some sweat pants, fixed her hair, and opened the door. "Calm down, I don’t have it. You can look if you must." She moved aside, opening the door in case he wanted to come in and look for it himself.

[iattackonrivaille-deactivated20]

The man stormed in and looked around, not seeing his cravat. “Damn, brats.” He huffed, rubbing his hand on his neck, feeling naked without his favorite accessory. He turned to face Hanji and grumbled, “Those brats are going to pay for screwing around.”

[well-shit-hanji]

She shrugged.  "They might not have known.  Maybe I was their best guess,"  She said as she straightened her hair and looked around.  She let out a chuckle as she cught something in the corner of her eye.  Whipping his cravat from underneath one of his belts, she waved it in his face.  "It just got stuck on you."

[breadchrom]

【エレミカ】12年後の君へ by ｼｭﾀﾀﾀ…

All credit goes to the original artist, I just translated it :)

I can honest to god say that I cried my eyes out while translating.  I just want them to be happy and see the ocean and guh my tears….

There’s an omake that I’ll be translating so look out for that :)  If you want me to translate anything else, please send me the link!  My only request is that it not be a handwritten doujin.  Handwritten kanji is very hard for me to read sometimes, so sorry about that!  Anything else I will gladly take :)  

[well-shit-hanji]

SOMEONE SEND HELP MYFIREND ONESCARFARMY DELETED THEIR BLOG OMG))

[well-shit-hanji]

Discovering one of your internet friends lives within 10 miles of you is like dreaming of being a man and then one day waking up to find you have a penis