Uh. Yes. Welcome To My Hyper fixations. Enjoy.

25✨ISFP-T💥Virgo♍️Biromantic asexual👭👫 Currently figuring out the pronouns please hold. 🙂 Sometimes I ship ships that aren't cannon; sometimes they are.

[yearnalisms]

actually on the topic of reposting, blanket statement that if you ever see me reblog something that you know is a repost, please tell me. i will never be offended, quite the contrary 🫶🏻

[pointlesscandies]

Personally I think that we need to drop the top/bottom connotation when it comes to ship names and focus on putting them in the most amusing order possible.

We could have so much fun. Some of these names are just meant to be switched- if for nothing else, then at least for the bit.

Dunk Joong? I agree. Get in the water boy

Book Force? Excellent. Straight to jail bud

Mark Junior? It's about time. Someone's gotta

[pointlesscandies]

Mix Earth? Yes. Find me a shovel

Sea Jimmy? Oh I sure did

Singto Krist? Why not. He deserves to hear a song

Inn Great? I mean come on ingrate is so funny people are so caught up with these perceived roles that it’s like they’ve forgotten to commit to the bit. Tragic.

[pointlesscandies]

New Tay? The old one is fine but I'm listening

Babe Billy? Checks out. He's definitely a babe

Win Bright? Tell me what I've got to do to win him and I'll try

[pointlesscandies]

Film Namtam? Yes. She’s literally an actress

Gun Off? I hope it is. Please put that thing away

Fourth Gemini? I’ll take him and the previous three

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

the 3st.

[smegorl]

Happy 3st of January to all celebrants.

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[marliarty]

Style, King of Coping with Humor.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: Here. I got us fake IDs.

Francesca: To drink?

Eloise: To vote.

[uncleromeo]

if american CEOs were killed at the same rate as schoolchildren, they would all be dead in a few months.

if american CEOs were killed at the same rate that police kill unarmed people, they would all be dead in a couple of weeks.

if american CEOs were killed at the same rate that life saving treatments were denied coverage, they would all be dead in seconds.

[chineseredcarpet]

Ding Yuxi’s studio shares new snaps for variety show The Shining Stars

[aceinthetrap]

@呼葱觅蒜

[dingyuxi]

DING YUXI and YU SHUXIN as Ziqi and Miaomiao The Guide to Capturing a Black Lotus 永夜星河 (2024) .

[deokmis]

Love Game in Eastern Fantasy (dir. Zhao Yi Long)

[reddwoods]

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

[emmaduerrewatson]

huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

[comradekatara]

i love the notion that the reason zuko hates iroh's tea so much is because iroh is giving him medicinal tea that tastes fucking nasty for his chronic pain and then like. borderline gaslighting him about it by being like "what...???? no........ this is just jasmine........ your favorite" and zuko, who is even more susceptible to being manipulated than the average person, is just like "omg wow jasmine tea tastes way worse than it did when i was a kid..... maybe tea is really gross and i am simply misremembering having a fondness for it as a child???" and then they go work in a tea shop and zuko starts drinking normal tea again so that he can recommend different blends to customers and he’s just like "holy shit why does this hot leaf juice actually taste good." and he somehow never figures out what his uncle was doing he simply thinks that he is going crazy. which is also true

[doesnotloveyou]

hey hey HEY. when i joined tumblr in the early 2010s i remember a lot of millennials swearing they would never treat the younger generation as badly as they were treated and misrepresented. i'm seeing a lot of you going back on that. stop mocking young people and start remembering you were new to the universe too once

[veeranger]

the whole “i used to be a teen who hated authority only to grow up to become the authority that hates teens” is a bad bad thing that practically every other generation has fallen into and we all need to make an extremely conscious effort not to repeat the fucking pattern

[jezi-belle]

Studies have shown that the shift starts to happen around age 30. If you’re close to that, make a conscious effort to be open to and accepting of younger people. I’m 31 and paying close attention to how I react to young people and new trends and shit and trying to keep myself from developing those thought patterns.

[bmwiid]

noted

[should-be-sleeping]

It is imperative you befriend people other than those of your own generation. It’s harder to lump people together if you know some of them. This is why you should also pursue friendships beyond your race, ability, religion (or lack thereof), and class. Humanity relies on relating to each other.

[rythyme]

is anyone gonna tell f1 tumblr that the first ever live action omegaverse show is a sports drama about gay racecar drivers. because that feels like something they'd want to know.