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I'm part of this weird generation of womanizing men who prove their masculinity by treating girls like garbage but use angel emoticons to woo them. I'd rather you shoot me in the face with your stupid fucking gun.

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You want to chill, hookah, and eat me? I imagine this means you'd be freezing my body, smoking my remains, and eating the ashy leftovers. That does sound naughty.

Yeah, this is definitely the sad, flaky face of a killer. I don't trust this dude for a second.

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That's really fucking short lol.

Mmmm, your back hair is illuminated by the fluorescence of your bathroom lightbulbs. I'm swooning.

Ooooo and your blurry dick hair is the sexual forest of my dreams.

If this dude is normal, I want to know what he thinks weird is. Either that or my entire life has been a lie and I have a terribly skewed concept of what normal is and I need to question everything I've ever known ever.

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Anyone else severely turned off by a dude using the word froyo? Even I feel like a pussy typing the word froyo.

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I want to make it clear that these clever tats were not my doing.

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:'-(

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LOL...not.

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Drinking. A lot.

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You must be mistaken because a male me would at least have their second grade-level grammatical shit together.

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Gosh I don't know, what's your fav time pass when have free time?

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For the record, I hate this weather. It makes my hair frizzy and my upper lip sweat.

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I guarantee this guy says he's down to cut just to be sure he doesn't lose out on a single opportunity to finally get laid. Also, if this is anyone's best recent photo, I give you permission to take a selfie because you look like a jaundiced dental patient.

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IRL Date #2

I went out with who I like to refer to as "hot drummer". We broke the cardinal rule of first dates and drank way too much. He brought me with him to his excuse to leave if I ended up being crazy, so that was charming. We also made out and stuff. Overall, I'd say it went pretty well.

P.S. IRL Date #1 was weird and the dude ordered decaf coffee and had the nerdiest voice you've ever heard.

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Does this work? Do people say yes to this? I seriously want to know.

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I guess not?

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Sir... may I call you sir? Because, sir, that seems like the polite thing to call someone who is as old as my mother. And any selfie taken by a 42-year-old man is automatically creepy. BAM, judged.

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Immediately admitting that you're poor is a bad, bad strategy.

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