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wertfi-penguin

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

geekyhistoriansunite

dragon-in-a-fez

single funniest entry in Star Trek predicting the future

heckyeahponyscans

The fact that “dolls having a tea party” has stuck around in the public consciousness is fascinating to me.

Like, back in the Old Days that would be a way that women would actually socialize. So if a girl had a doll tea party, she was imitating her mom / other contemporary women.

But these days contemporary women don’t have tea parties. So now, the idea of “dolls having a tea party” is an echo of an extinct behavior, only repeated and referenced because it used to be so prevalent.

So a Barbie in a big hat themed for a tea party is a bit like if they made Transformers that turned into stagecoaches and horse-drawn buggies.

mysticsybil

Like I wouldn’t buy the fuck out of stagecoach transformers

kradeiz

Prime and Prejudice

rosieandthemoon

Andrzej Malinowski (b. 1947) Polish

kaijufluffs

She's being so big and brave.

kaijufluffs

The long awaited sequel.

gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

jordanbolton

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

dubiousculturalartifact

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

anyroads

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Partaking In The Limitless Spring

fatsexybitch

Love this, like a dog sticking his head out the car window. He's going SO FAST you guys!

neutralmuds

spacebound-wolfpup

He’s casting a spell 🫧

He eat a nemon

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gamechangershow

Sorry but it's not complete without...

valtsv

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

valtsv

by talos this cant be happening

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

update: three four people