The Official Wendigoon Updates Account

Real time updates about everyone’s favourite giant lover!

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i literally made wendigoon up as an april fools joke what do you mean he’s capable of sentient thoughts

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is among us real

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she wen on my di till i goon

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guys please stop liking this it came to me in a fever dream and now i’m scared

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i dreamt last night that i was walking through my city and i thought ‘damn i need a haircut’ n wendigoon came up behind me and whispered ‘yeah you do’ while looking me up and down in a judgy fashion

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DARLING! GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAIL???

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me on surveillance finding out what wendigoon does every day

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i always have the best ideas for wendigoon posts before i go to sleep and i’m always like ‘i’ll post this tomorrow’ but then i dream that me and ricky montgomery fall deeply in love with one another and when i wake up i'm so heartbroken to realise it was just a dream that i can't remember the post

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How do you feel about the mii version of you, i recently repaired my 3ds and you were the 2nd mii that i put on after myself

why did you make him smirk

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I said wendigoon to my therapist instead of wendigo once

that may or may not be the extremely powerful psychic link i have with each and every one of you. my life is wendigoon so yours must be too

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sometimes my job is easy and enjoyable but most of the time i’m at the mercy of the internet

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hey guys, wendates here! wendigoon ate my left leg :]

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wendigoon isn’t a sleeper agent *wink*

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he hungers

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wendigoon is

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hey guys, just dropping by to remind you all that i know what a moose is and i would never accidentally admit on the internet that i forgot what they were and had to try and describe it to google. that is FALSE and INCORRECT and i know EXACTLY what a MOOSE IS

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this is the most embarrassing day i’ve ever been forced to live

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hey guys, just dropping by to remind you all that i know what a moose is and i would never accidentally admit on the internet that i forgot what they were and had to try and describe it to google. that is FALSE and INCORRECT and i know EXACTLY what a MOOSE IS

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wendates has a tummy ache but i’m being so brave about it