#wendigoon updates

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she wen on my di till i goon

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i literally made wendigoon up as an april fools joke what do you mean he’s capable of sentient thoughts

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DARLING! GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAIL???

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i dreamt last night that i was walking through my city and i thought ‘damn i need a haircut’ n wendigoon came up behind me and whispered ‘yeah you do’ while looking me up and down in a judgy fashion

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sometimes my job is easy and enjoyable but most of the time i’m at the mercy of the internet

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hey guys, just dropping by to remind you all that i know what a moose is and i would never accidentally admit on the internet that i forgot what they were and had to try and describe it to google. that is FALSE and INCORRECT and i know EXACTLY what a MOOSE IS

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wendigoon just discovered the omegaverse and he wants me to let you know he’s disappointed in you all

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me passing you a shitty wendigoon tumblr post (you are my children and i’m feeding you)