Wendy and Aspen

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[wendyandaspen]

RIP WENDELLS. Wish you weren't dead so you could enjoy your supes fun fune. 😵💀👼

[krollshow]

In a bind for Halloween? You should dolphinitely go as the Rich Dicks. If you already have shneef, you’re halfway there. Tag your pics with #KrollShow for a chance to be featured.

[wendyandaspen]

it's cool if you take our identities for the night because we're gonna be dressing up in costumes from the motion picture Dick Tracy 

[krollshow]

Before you lock down any plans this weekend, you should know that Kroll Show is now available on Amazon Instant. Arite!

Watch now: http://on.cc.com/1pqrZDf

[wendyandaspen]

We're on Kroll Show on Amazon Instant. You should dolphinately warch it this weekend. Kisses.

[wendyandaspen]

Soooooo many Rando Calrissians ruining instagrams at our party tonight.

[wendyandaspen]

Wendy's daddy wouldn't toss him any more cashish but we met a suuuupes chill leader of a revolutionary org who's 🐢y going to help us take down Wendy's daddy's bank. #brarkingthebank #💵 #revolushawn

[wendyandaspen]

Wendy's daddy went to Swiss boarding school with Vlady Poots so we're in #Sochi bringing home the gold in SchneefStyle as mega-VIPs 🏂👃❄️🏆

[wendyandaspen]

I guess we commissioned these? Trying to remember when/where. 💊➡️💸➡️🎨

[wendyandaspen]

Just bought a chalet bungalow for #coachella pool parties. None of you are invited but Nas and Lana Del Rey are #confirmed. 🐬-itely 🏊

[wendyandaspen]

Forgive me Father Claus for I have sinned. I sat on your lap schneefed to my North Pole and then REINDEERFINITELY got kicked out of the mall again for being a Jew. 👃❄🎅🙏🚫👮 #WhiteChristmas

[wendyandaspen]

Traveling on planes is our (space) jam. 🏀🚀🐰 #swish #schneefsonaplane

[wendyandaspen]

Another white (people) party. #overit #lotsofblowtho

[wendyandaspen]

Trying out this new kind of photobomb where you're in the foreground instead of the background. 📷💣💥

[wendyandaspen]

New app lol #apps #animals

[wendyandaspen]

We bought a suit of armor... Maybe? I dunno this was just in the house all of a sudden. #valiummmmmm?

[wendyandaspen]

Wendy's practically invisible in Tomas' casita. Hahaha #camo #creamoverdose

[wendyandaspen]

This time we'll remember... Cricket sucks and Sri Lanka is laaaaaame #laaaaaaame #srilanka #kindawaytoosober

[wendyandaspen]

We were NOT surprised when the power went out at Mercedes Benz Superdome. The place feels like a Kia Superdome. #dump #eww #latergram