[wendyopaque]

hey guys. weve known this for a while now, but im pretty much officially done with this blog (however, im not deleting it. this username is genius!). you guys can keep up with me at @awfulpussyhairbands (see the blink 182 username i got) if youd like, but other than that, i wont post here very much.

love you long time <3

[wendyopaque]

i got crappy wifi to tell you guys i just did a 6k on my period and ate seven lemons. today is a good day. love you!

[wendyopaque]

hi 2016 me! we won silver this year! i think this calls for a lemon eating celebration

[wendyopaque]

alex gone shrek

[wendyopaque]

its apparently the 1yr anniversary of me changing this blog name (woot woot!) to wendyopaque, and its also the day i can finally share some news with you!

my pals (not yet on tumblr, but im pushing) this years comeback are working on some merch, and im super happy to announce im collabing with them! since theyve posted the pictures, ill assume i can too:

merch not live quite yet, but soon, you can have your very own rissa x tyc sticker !

[wendyopaque]

dont know whats in the air today, but i saw about 3 of my old all time low mutuals come back from the dead today! whats up with that?

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dude ranch + chesh themed vday cards featuring everyones least favorite bleach blonde man

[wendyopaque]

havent popped in here in a hot minute!! hello gang. im still here, on tumblr, but i dont post much here anymore. my main is now @awfulpussyhairbands (going through another blink phase currently), and i do post there a LOT, but about different bands. i miss you guys so much, ill have to start gif-ing things and making more memes soo. :)!

[wendyopaque]

happy fangirl day

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“i can’t wait to 3d print my new DILDO”

[wendyopaque]

Technically there can be a Green Day day if you take half a full 24 hour cycle (the part that’s in sunlight) and consider it a day

yes, there absolutely can!! but i wanted to do a full 24 hour day

[wendyopaque]

guys im literally doing THE MOST for this next homework assignment i

[wendyopaque]

hypothesis: there is enough songs by green day for a person to be able to play each song once and reach 24 hours worth of content

im including covers and remixes. wish me luck

[wendyopaque]

conclusion: there is not enough green day content for there to be a green day :(

[wendyopaque]

ok im not a mathematician, but if we round the studio albums to 9 hrs, that makes 540 minutes / 12 albums equals an average of 45 minute albums in length. green day has 13 hours~ of content already, meaning they need 11 more hours worth of content, or 660 minutes. that divided by 45 gives us 15.

green day needs to put out 15 more 45 minute length studio albums for there to be a green day

[wendyopaque]

guys im literally doing THE MOST for this next homework assignment i

[wendyopaque]

hypothesis: there is enough songs by green day for a person to be able to play each song once and reach 24 hours worth of content

im including covers and remixes. wish me luck

[wendyopaque]

conclusion: there is not enough green day content for there to be a green day :(

[wendyopaque]

guys im literally doing THE MOST for this next homework assignment i

[wendyopaque]

hypothesis: there is enough songs by green day for a person to be able to play each song once and reach 24 hours worth of content

im including covers and remixes. wish me luck

[wendyopaque]

guys im literally doing THE MOST for this next homework assignment i

[wendyopaque]

BROOOO AWSTENS NEW GF IS SOO SO SO CUTE 😍😍 HAVE YOU SEEN HER YET???

nope, i didnt even know he was dating someone. but this ask is so sweet! i wish the pair a long, happy, & healthy relationship.

[wendyopaque]

i am just trying to shop in my JoAnn Fabrics

[wendyopaque]

geoffs kid is named Ferrari

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