We Play Dress Up

Jenn and Sharon get together on Sunday nights to write and edit comedy. Then they play dress up.

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Carol always answers the door JUST dressed in her monogrammed silk robe. Teased up hair, ruby red lipstick applied ever so preciously, and cheap metal flower earrings from Forever 21, she’s ready for her Uber Eats delivery.

Frustrated with dating apps, Carol has turned her sights on a delivery apps to source “fresh meat”.  Not shy about putting her cards on the table, she bares all to the men who bring her dinner. 

“Why delivery men? Well, they got the three most important things I look for in a Man- a job, a car and they take care of dinner for me.” Carol cheerfully explains to her other single friends. “My success rate is 85% and SOMETIMES I even get a FREE meal out of it!”

Tonight, she’ll be feasting on Carne Asada with a side of seduction.

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Trump supporter Amber Lynn tries out her best sexy "Your FIRED" impression for Halloween!

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Diana Ross loves to drum circle with multiple versions of herself and her muse Pimento.

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The band- CRYSTAL REVELATIONS hit #1 on the FEMINIST Radio charts in the 90s with their hit "RAPED BY EMOTIONS"- here's a screen shot of one of their infamous impromptu "EARTH" performances with band members- Wolf Song, Mist and Diana Ross

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Mimi Fairweather was unamused at the lack of Pinot selection at her most recent visit to the WHITNEY... afterall she was on a Pinot and Celery diet. It helped her see the art better that way.

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Mist joined her band the CRYSTAL REVELATIONS when she was 19 hoping their music would bring world peace and promote the mindful exchanges in humanit. To this day she plays the glockenspiel to her pet worms in her compost pile.

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Sister Rita preps for another "Religious Sex" TV show, by concentrating on Jesus.... "NUNsensical" http://ift.tt/21tJ7jv

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Watch out for the newest dragon on Game of Thrones.... she's a feisty middle aged spinster with 5 cats named Mildred..."Fire Dragon" http://ift.tt/1o8ecYD

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Petunia downed her third Hawaiian Punch and is ready to watch "The Lego Movie" for the third time today!

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Ed Dan Paul Jake has been trucking for 345 days straight, only stopping to sleep, piss, shower and to collect decorative spoons. http://ift.tt/1nmvhgq

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Petunia lost her tiara so she grew antenna and is ready to buzz her way through life with a Capri Sun and Fruit Roll up. "Perfectly Precocious Petunia" http://ift.tt/1TYu9Kt

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Sister Claire goes full throttle in her NUNba dance exercising during dance therapy. http://ift.tt/1RHvkyM

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Cynthia always has a drink and her dog in her Christmas card picture. http://ift.tt/1U4rhvS

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Mae West decking the halls for the upcoming holidays! http://ift.tt/1YSfX8Q

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Sister Claire teaching Nunba to her students at the rec center, yelling "Do you feel that burn? That's the lord eating away your holiday fat?!" http://ift.tt/1MQy5e3

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Candy and Molly meeting up for the first time in 15 years at the high school reunion in this drunken selfie. http://ift.tt/1lAZurw