We're the new management

We think it's rather impolite to not get to know your food before you eat it. ((Leviathan blog for BFRP))

[wereeversohungry-blog]

We find your human city to smell most appetizing.

[id-live-for-you]

Mitt Romney is secretly a Leviathan pass it on.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Why does everyone hate us so much?

[wereeversohungry-blog]

/scoffs/ Of course we are not welcome. However, that does not stop us from wanting to be here.

[goldengatekeeper-deactivated201]

Then leave my presence at once, foul creature.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

What if we said no?

[wereeversohungry-blog]

kirkwalling started following you

We welcome you, child.

[fhawke-blog]

/regards cautiously/ 

My magic has been dulled somewhat, but I can still sense a vessel. Are you the one causing these teleportations?

[wereeversohungry-blog]

/frowns/ No. It is not our fault that you ended up here. Although you are the first to blame us for that.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

We do not see the resemblance you are drawing from them to us, other than what we’ve done to our vessel…

[afearfulcry]

Y-you are all j-just monstrum!

[wereeversohungry-blog]

We do not understand that language. 

[afearfulcry]

Det är olyckligt för dig, då, monstrum.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

/frowns/ We will ask you politely to stop. We do not want to cause a scene now do we?

[afearfulcry]

Du kan gå knulla sig själv, monstrum.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Are you sure you want to displease us? We have a terrible temper.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

kirkwalling started following you

We welcome you, child.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

We do not see the resemblance you are drawing from them to us, other than what we’ve done to our vessel…

[afearfulcry]

Y-you are all j-just monstrum!

[wereeversohungry-blog]

We do not understand that language. 

[afearfulcry]

Det är olyckligt för dig, då, monstrum.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

/frowns/ We will ask you politely to stop. We do not want to cause a scene now do we?

[wereeversohungry-blog]

We do not see the resemblance you are drawing from them to us, other than what we’ve done to our vessel…

[afearfulcry]

Y-you are all j-just monstrum!

[wereeversohungry-blog]

We do not understand that language. 

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Aw, hush little one, we aren’t going to kill you. Not just yet, we wouldn’t want to call attention to ourselves. We don’t feel like getting a scolding from Daddy.

[afearfulcry]

I-I do not believe you! All of the monsters immediately a-attack, t-they just w-want to kill!

[wereeversohungry-blog]

But did your monsters speak? We are simply astounded by the simpleness of the human race. We find you all fascinating. And tasty to boot.

[afearfulcry]

T-they growled, and s-screamed, and m-made many d-different inhuman n-noises. But t-they were like people, once, n-now distorted, t-twisted.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

We do not see the resemblance you are drawing from them to us, other than what we've done to our vessel...

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Aw, hush little one, we aren’t going to kill you. Not just yet, we wouldn’t want to call attention to ourselves. We don’t feel like getting a scolding from Daddy.

[afearfulcry]

I-I do not believe you! All of the monsters immediately a-attack, t-they just w-want to kill!

[wereeversohungry-blog]

But did your monsters speak? We are simply astounded by the simpleness of the human race. We find you all fascinating. And tasty to boot.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Na-ah-ah, we’re not finished speaking with you just yet.

[afearfulcry]

I-I do not th-think we have much e-else to discuss..

[wereeversohungry-blog]

We have plenty to discuss, for example, why you are so afraid of us.

[afearfulcry]

B-because you a-are a monster..j-just like them..y-you are going to k-kill me..

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Aw, hush little one, we aren't going to kill you. Not just yet, we wouldn't want to call attention to ourselves. We don't feel like getting a scolding from Daddy.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Of course we are not human. /smiles/

[afearfulcry]

/stares at him, eyes widening/

So you a-are a monster..?

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Well, yes. I guess you could say we are monsters. We embrace the title actually.

[afearfulcry]

/starts to panic a little bit/

I-I have t-to go, t-then..

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Na-ah-ah, we’re not finished speaking with you just yet.

[afearfulcry]

I-I do not th-think we have much e-else to discuss..

[wereeversohungry-blog]

We have plenty to discuss, for example, why you are so afraid of us.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Of course we are not human. /smiles/

[afearfulcry]

/stares at him, eyes widening/

So you a-are a monster..?

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Well, yes. I guess you could say we are monsters. We embrace the title actually.

[afearfulcry]

/starts to panic a little bit/

I-I have t-to go, t-then..

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Na-ah-ah, we're not finished speaking with you just yet.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Of course we are not human. /smiles/

[afearfulcry]

/stares at him, eyes widening/

So you a-are a monster..?

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Well, yes. I guess you could say we are monsters. We embrace the title actually.

[afearfulcry]

wereeversohungry started following you

Ah..hello t-there.

[wereeversohungry-blog]

A human with a stutter, hmmm. We have not encountered one of you yet.

[afearfulcry]

E-excuse me?

[wereeversohungry-blog]

We have not met a human with a stutter in this place yet.

[afearfulcry]

I d-do not understand..w-why are you calling me human? Are y-you not human?

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Of course we are not human. /smiles/

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Do we frighten you, child? We apologize, we are taking quite a toll on this vessel.

[ab-norman-deactivated20130322]

Yeah, I can tell…

[he takes a small step back]

“We?”

[wereeversohungry-blog]

Yes, we. There are more than one of us in this body, we get terribly lonely.