…No fucking way!
I totally feel like an idiot now for not being able to guess!
If you could guess, that would mean I'm a shit present giver. And I'm not, so... I win.
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@wesdonovan
…No fucking way!
I totally feel like an idiot now for not being able to guess!
If you could guess, that would mean I'm a shit present giver. And I'm not, so... I win.
Almost burnt the barn down. Almost.
Welcome back, stud. What took you so long?
Almost? That's disappointing. Woulda been one hell of a story.
Florida is warm and sunny and New York is... Not.
Did you leave?
I didn’t even notice.
Is that the way you usually talk to Santa? I should have given you coal, brat.
I missed you punks. Did you fuck anything up for me while I was gone?
wrapping presents -- open starter
How could you be offended by something that’s totally true?
You clearly don't know me. I'm Wes Donovan and I'm, like, Preston's frickin' sweetheart or something. That's what they tell me, anyways.
That is an understatement. I just get someone else to do it or just completely avoid it. But everything is wrapped and done with so I’m good. Next year, you’re all getting popcorn in paper bags.
Glad to hear you survived, man. If you make sure my popcorn is like homemade cracker jack shit then you're totally forgiven for it.
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Thanks.
Oh, you’re so mean. Do you feed off the sadness of young children? I bet you do.
You're welcome.
I'm offended by that accusation and I'm going to choose to ignore it.
Oh, Christmas is alright. Presents are not. You can carry on being excited, Wes.
I'm taking it you're not a very good shopper. I get my mom to help me with it, honestly.
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Okay, then I’ll feel like slightly less of an idiot now.
Well, I’ll bag the gifts for the relatives I don’t like and wrap the rest.
See? You're a genius.
I, on the other hand, can't wrap for shit so everyone who gets a present will be getting bags. The disappointment on their faces when they can't shred paper warms my heart.
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I feel like more of an idiot now.
I should probably tissue paper and bags later, then. Anyway, thanks.
Aw, don't feel like an idiot, c'mon. Everyone knows wrapped presents are way better than bagged gifts, anyways.
Holidays are more trouble than they’re worth, oh my god. I don’t think I want to see the inside of a Chritsmas decorated store ever again.
What?! What's with everyone being anti-Christmas this year? Don't do this to me, man. Don't make me the only one still excited.
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I feel like a dumbass for procrastinating.
Somebody remind me to never save wrapping Christmas presents until there’s only a few days left until Christmas.
That's why bags and tissue paper were invented.
Ten Days of Christmas-Day Six
Naughty Reindeer Hat
xo
Here have a replica christmas sweater from the movie Step Brothers,
Ten Days of Christmas-Day Seven
xo
But we do. The pressure isn’t too bad, out here at least. Out of sight, out of mind, I guess.
My mom’s a housewife, too, and I don’t think ‘morals’ is in her voc — I mean, I’m sure yours is nice.
I never really understood that saying. Ignoring things doesn't make them go away -- at least not for me. To each their own, I guess.
My mom is the greatest. She practically raised me on her own since my dad was always out on business and stuff, so I'm her product.
It’s like that old saying: some people are leaders, the rest are bitches.
Harsh. But I think I'm starting to understand that.
@itsdonovanSON Big man said I've been good enough to get what I want this year. #ponies #100ofthem #armyofponies #yeahbuddy