bill nye of illicit activities.

That is a lie. I'm full of beer and french fries.

Can’t you just order another Birth Certificate?

Of course! Why didn’t I think of that? I’ll just call 1-800-OFFICIAL-RECORDS and say ‘hi, I’m Cassiopeia Harper, and I need my birth certificate. I think I was born in Illinois, like 70% sure, and probably Evanston because that’s where the family I just learned I was related to is from, but I’m not sure. Also, my mom doesn’t remember exactly what day I was born. But late April or early May, if that helps at all.’

Well shit that's screwed up.

How do I go about getting a copy of my birth certificate? I think I was born in Evanston.

The answer you look for can be found in the Google database.

Well according to DMV.com, I need an official birth certificate to get my licence, and I don’t think I can print one of those out from google

Can't you just order another Birth Certificate?

How do I go about getting a copy of my birth certificate? I think I was born in Evanston.

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The answer you look for can be found in the Google database.

This is the third time this week I’ve seen the neighbors cat in my house.

#[ mobile bc I'm a lazy shit who doesn't want to go get her laptop ]

I heard a myth that cats can sense when someone's being a complete and total buzzkill. Must be why.

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I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon) - The Lonely Island

#music #[ bc now i have this song stuck in my damn head ]

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#likes #[ honest to god this is what a link and wes offspring would be like ]

So uhh, this town have one of those places where everyone hangs out? An abandoned garage park, beach, farm, etc.?

There's an abandon railway and train carts where people get stoned and drunk, if that's your scene.

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(lily text) is it too late to take back what I said last night?

[text]: Yes. It was too late the second you told me. [text]: I already bought a keg.

(text) ….

(text) oh god

(text) wesley!

[text]: That's what Autumn said last night ;)

(lily text) is it too late to take back what I said last night?

[text]: Yes. It was too late the second you told me. [text]: I already bought a keg.

(text) which direction?

[text]: Higher than 5 lower than 60.

(lily text) is it too late to take back what I said last night?

[text]: Yes. It was too late the second you told me. [text]: I already bought a keg.

(text) Close enough?

[text]: Yes. Not five, but close enough to it. Sorta.

(lily text) is it too late to take back what I said last night?

[text]: Yes. It was too late the second you told me. [text]: I already bought a keg.

(Text) 5?

[text]: Close enough.

(lily text) is it too late to take back what I said last night?

[text]: Yes. It was too late the second you told me. [text]: I already bought a keg.

(text) does that mean yes only a few people?

[text]: How do you define a few?

(lily text) is it too late to take back what I said last night?

[text]: Yes. It was too late the second you told me. [text]: I already bought a keg.

(text) theoretically you could have a keg with just a few people

[text]: Theoretically, yes.

(lily text) is it too late to take back what I said last night?

[text]: Yes. It was too late the second you told me. [text]: I already bought a keg.

(Lily) do I want to know whose boobs?

[text]: Probably not.

I’m going to regret this. But please dont go overboard? Okay?

No, it's the best choice you've ever made.

(Lily) do I want to know whose boobs?

[text]: Probably not.

That is not what this means. No. This means a small group of people who arent going to ruin my house