King of Chaos

((Independent Joker RP Blog) The Joker Real Name: Jack Napier Age: 29 //Please feel free to rp with me, i don't bite...always. BUTbefore you do please read the headcanons/ rules. i may be the joker but i have standards! Tag: westopcheckingformonstersnow

[westopcheckingformonstersn-blog1]

+justcallmeharley

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLEY!" The Joker called seeming more annoyed than usual. He searched around the fun house. "Where is it?!" He mumbled angrily to himself as he searched the drawers. 

[westopcheckingformonstersn-blog1]

The Joker walked into The…

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+scarecrow-master-of-sass

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Jonathan lets out a sigh, “Can you please tell me what the rumor is, Joker?”

[westopcheckingformonstersn-blog1]

He grinned.. "Hmmmmmmmm....OKay!" He smiled. "But I'm only going to tell you because I like you Craney, you entertain me." He grins sitting back and folding his hands together, licking his cheeks again. "Well...You see, I heard that ol' Banesy is planning to take you down, herd he's going to steal Mittens, Lucifer, and Scarebear too. Now, I don't think a big guy like bane would steal them to cuddle them, if you get my drift." He said glancing up at Jonathan. 

[westopcheckingformonstersn-blog1]

The Joker walked into The Scarecrow’s Lair, completely...

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+scarecrow-master-of-sass

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"I didn't know what you wanted before, what's the rumor?" Dr. Crane asks curiously.

[westopcheckingformonstersn-blog1]

The joker looked at him grinning licking his cheeks as he ran his thumb to push his hair out of his face. "You reaaally want to know?" He teased raising his eyebrows. "You'll have to ask extra nicely!"

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The Joker walked into The Scarecrow’s Lair, completely uninvited. “YOoooohooooooo? JOhnny? Anyone hommmee?” He chirped smiling from ear to ear as usual.

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“You know, there’s a thing called knocking.”

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"Knocking?" He…

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“Yeah, there’s a reason for that.”

[westopcheckingformonstersn-blog1]

He took out a knife and twirled it in his fingers. "Oh really Craney?" He asked his eyebrows raising. "Well maybe I should leave and not tell you this ravishing information I found and just keep it to myself, or perhaps Eddie or Harvey would rather hear this juicy gossip about you, Shame on e for trying to be a goood friend." HE said the last part sarcastically still fake frowning as he stabbed the knife down into a table on a plate of food Jonathan had left out.  

[westopcheckingformonstersn-blog1]

+scarecrow-master-of-sass

The Joker walked into The Scarecrow’s Lair, completely uninvited. “YOoooohooooooo? JOhnny? Anyone hommmee?” He chirped smiling from ear to ear as usual. 

[doomscryptidsandfae-deactivated]

“You know, there’s a thing called knocking.”

[westopcheckingformonstersn-blog1]

"Knocking?" He tilted his head still smirking. "Oh who has time for that nonsense anyway? There isn't any time for knocking. Besides I've been dying to see what it's like in here! You never invite e over!" He grinned knocking over a vase by accident "Whoppsie!" He laughed once more. 

[westopcheckingformonstersn-blog1]

+scarecrow-master-of-sass

The Joker walked into The Scarecrow's Lair, completely uninvited. "YOoooohooooooo? JOhnny? Anyone hommmee?" He chirped smiling from ear to ear as usual. 

[svnsati0nal]

SHiFTKNoBB

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[itisanotherworld]

Pinterest on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/88112896/via/karianneks

[breakinngbad]

DECEMBER HAS OFFICIALLY FRICKING STARTED, MERRY FRICKING CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

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Oh just common household items. :)

[punkrockaddict]

The cutting board and the spoon holder

[rabidkerfuffle]

What is this? The Hannibal collection?

[westopcheckingformonstersn-blog1]

+tensixthsofmyself

"Well well well, Helloooooooo Mister Hatter!" The green hair man cackled. "What brings you to my funhouse today? Someone actually looking to have some fun rather than a tea party?!"  He continued to cackle looking at the man with the rather large hat. "Can I wear your hatt?" He asked resting his chin on his hand smirking at the man. 

[westopcheckingformonstersn-blog1]

+gothamcityangel

The Joker sat at his desk, writing some girl he's been writing to for a while now about a plan to crush the bat. No no no of course he wasn't going to kill the bat, he just thought it would be fun to mess with him. He cackled to himself a little writing down the little letter and sealing it with a happy face. The letter told her to come to the funhouse if she was in fact serious about the plan, he would send a message out to the rest of the villains later telling them to come first so they can all discuss the plan. "I need a Goon!" he growled calling for one of his henchmen. 

It wasn't even three seconds and about five of them were in front of him. He smiled "Ahh yes..hmm YOU." He pointed to one and the others scattered off quickly so they weren't killed. "bring this letter to that girl..ohh what was her name...Dali, Dali i believe it is." He grinned. " She lives on the other side of town, three blocks in from that old restaurant, She lives in the alley, you'll find her and a dog there." He cackled, the henchman nodded and quickly scurried off "OH and don;t forget to tell her I sent you, if you don't that dog might rip your arm off! ha HA!"  he cackled again sitting back down and writing some plans. 

He held his hand up and a henchman came to his side "Go inform the league of villains that we are to have a meeting immediately." He said coldly. "Where sir?" the goon asked. He stopped writing and stood up looking at the goon. "Where?" He raised his eyebrow grinning. THe goon nodded stepping back "Yeah..uh where?" The joker cackled walking towards him. "OH you fool! Where to you think you idiot!" He walked towards hi and the goons mask fell off showing the scared expression on the poor mans face. He took out a knife and pinned him to a wall "Aww look there big guy, don't frown." He mocked tilting his head pulling a knife out with a smile spread across his face "Tell me your name." "M-mason." the man replied "Mason?"" The joker nodded smiling "Mason. Answer me a question...Why.So..Serious?" He cackled "Why...So Serious?" He asked a second time putting the blade in the mans mouth. "Why so serious." He cackled stabbing the mans throat with a different knife instead jumping and laughing as the man fell. He looked and sighed "Someone clean this mess up and go do what I told him to do...You'd think my henchmen would have a little common sense by now." He grunted sitting back in the chair writing more plans 

[jesimahcah]

One Of My Favorite Pictures Of Heath Ledger As the Joker :3

[anacartola]

[jesimahcah]

Joker!!

[so-lares]

Smile, it’ll get better.