me too, Wade

18+ | zone of thirstposting and shitposting about (primarily) Wolverine | he/him

[wet4wolverine]

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I want to fuck Wolverine so bad it makes me stupid. Horny-ass transfag, deranged yapper, word wrestler. Will contain freak-ass shit, so 18+ to interact w/me.

this blog was created with the express purpose of sharing smut; in other words, this is an adults-only zone!

this is a sideblog btw but not really secret so ig ask for my main if you want (or if I follow you you’ll probably know)

I love Wolverine in the most perverted homosexual transfaggot way possible and I will fight u about it.

I wanna fuck Logan Howlett so bad it makes me stupid (this also applies to Hugh Jackman)

I got "porn without plot" on "what ao3 tag are you" ; took it again and got "dead dove; do not eat"

my wonderful icon was drawn by @/mangoob!

always down for wolverine thirstposting—reply to my stuff! send me prompts!

also posting under this name on ao3 and bluesky

[blusythia]

[boonjur]

Wolverine gameplay trailer had me drooling the entire time

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[hondafuckingodyssey]

I made a thing!

[buttr-sys]

Thanks wolverine

[lehnsharrk]

if the x in xoxo means kisses then xmen is just about men kissing men

[sabrepoolverine]

oops kitty left paw prints on the wip too bad !

[kreature-kait]

Happy pride month and whatever these two are 😝❤️❤️❤️ 🌈

[the-deadpool-big-bang]

That's right! The Deadpool Big Bang is looking for folks interested in being a backup!

As a drop at any time bang it's expected to need to look for backups, so if you missed the sign up windows you can come join the server and snag this role for a chance at participating! We'd love to have you

Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/f5kbWbyxEY

[teh-nos]

this fic is so good i hope i write it

[puppyoftindalos]

just watched DOGMAN on sunday and Doug kinda reminds me of Victor, like, you know, being locked up by his abusive father/having a miserable childhood and all...

So here I present you Victor Creed the drag queen, she performs on stage every friday night, if you ask her out she would gladly accept this invitation then gut you in the dark alley and have your flesh for dinner

[strawberrisyrup]

Sometimes fanfiction means watching a video on victorian cotton mill work life for a fanfiction you will be orphaning later because you're too embarrassed to have it on your profile

[yuis-art]

“I’m just gettin’ started bub. ⭐️”

Haven’t posted in a while! BUT I SAW DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE YIPPE!! ⭐️

[hurtspideyparker]

Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:

The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate

The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration

"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.

The grunting, panting, yelling.

Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car

Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions

Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex

Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)

There was a time skip.

Seatbelt bondage

Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards

In summary; they totally fucked in that thing

[camilleflyingrotten]

[sabellart]

something something old man yaoi something something