Hugh Jass

Th' name's Hugh. Ya lookin' fer me? You'll know where'ta find me.

[wetwigslapp]

Did you like Kingdom Cyclonus? That was a pretty impressive figure we did, wasn't it? That engineering sure was top-notch, we did so good, didn't we?

So uh, want to buy that again but not as good?

Sure Hasbro, thanks. I'll buy almost anything because I'm a slave to Transformers Capitalism.

Anyways, that aside, I like this figure.

I know, I know, the little comedic jab I just made above doesn't indicate it too well, but I do like the toy. Metalhawk is pretty niché, and the only other toys we have of him are nasty or barely qualify as a Transformer. He has a cool design, his color scheme is rad, and he has an adequately-sized sword. That's pretty rare for Transformers toys, so I gotta take it when I can.

All and all, he's a looker, he's got the good Cyclonus articulation, the vehicle mode isn't that bad I guess. So, uh, he's a good filler character for your extended Transformers universe.

[wetwigslapp]

You ever buy a figure offhandedly in order to fill a spot in your collection, because God knows you just have to have a complete Velocitron Speedia 500 collection, and you open it at IHOP late at night just to be like

Because wow, Velocitron Crasher is just... stunning. I mean, just LOOK at her.

Why is this figure so damn gorgeous? Whoever it is that lobbied hard enough to make a former Gobot into a Transformers figure that has such varied, high quality paint applications deserves a big, sloppy kiss on the forehead, because GAW DAMN. She just looks so good, I don't know what else to tell you. Buy it.

[wetwigslapp]

Evil black repaints of Autobots not going hard challenge (impossible?!)

Jokes aside, hello. I am on this putrid platform now. I have a feeling we're going to get along just enough. Thanks.