Simon

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[whalesimon]

I'm not good with intros um

I suppose you can call Simon, Or resident minor. I don't mind either or. if you wanna call me something else then thats up to you I guess mate

//This is an ask blog, posts may occur when I feel like it//

I suppose I'll say some more about myself....????? 1? 1?

¡Aloha, hola, bonjour, hello...! I'm Simon as mentioned before.

I live in Hawaii, well, not VERY willingly but it's kinda chill here so

My fiance stella I suppose is

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Hawaiiiiiiiii

Not much else to sayyy..

All types of asks are allowed, though, if I feel that one is too intense, I will ignore it.

Excuse my lazy intro. I'm new to this whole ¿tumblering? thing

- the whale

!!This entire blog is simply for fun!!

[whalesimon]

I'll give you a clue to what that "thing" is...

starts with M... ends in "URDER"

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living in fear of it??

[whalesimon]

black rainbows? hell yes. support to our lgbtq+ black siblings

also please come out of the closet to confess, not your sexuality but the THING that happened...

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I agree!! I'm a Proud pansexual myself.... I love pans

What thing?

[whalesimon]

Happy pride to the fellow rainbows :) beee who you areee for your priiidddddeee

[whalesimon]

The art you use for the banner of the blog is made by a (online) friend of mine and I think that's neat

That's so cool!! I tried to find who made it to put credits in my bio for it but I couldnt find who did ;((

[whalesimon]

Mr. Simon, do you have any stories to tell?

not a great story teller am I.. 💔

[whalesimon]

what year is it

2126

I used a time machine 😎😎

[aninternetsurfer]

are you living the dream tho

[whalesimon]

Nah, thanks for asking "certified semen demon".... I guesss..... 😭

[whalesimon]

Ya' ever read The Trial by Franz Kafka?

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Franz fernidad

[whalesimon]

Simon, what's your opinion on the Edestus?

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Like the extinct thing? Pretty cool

[whalesimon]

hey simon what do you do if i draw you in a princess dress I think it would suit you maybe 🤔🤔

Absolutely 🙂‍↕️

[whalesimon]

what year is it

2126

I used a time machine 😎😎

[whalesimon]

What were you doing january 6th.

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🤷‍♂️

[whalesimon]

Salmonella, what are your pronouns? i need to gender you correctly as I write an arrest warrant for possible murd.... mural. I meant to say mural. As in vandalism. Nothing else to see.

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He/him/hymn :))

[whalesimon]

CLASSIC PICNIC MOMENT!

You mix up the salt and the sugar and accidentally stab your girlfriend to death, amiright?🤣🤣🤣🤣 Major gamer bruh moment🤣🤣🤣 bruuuuhh🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Gosh I hate when this happens

It's a joke a swear

[whalesimon]

Yeah uhmmmm bad news for you..

Your girlfriend was replaced for an unknown anomaly that no one knows where she came from. Sorry you had to hear this, Whaleman

theres a bigger fish to fry

Ive never been called whaleman before 🥹🥹 thank you if

[whalesimon]

have you ever read Romeo and Juliet, perhaps?

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No actually! But ive read crime and punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky :)

[whalesimon]

Did you know that priests are religiously binded to never tell anyone the confessions they recieve, no matter how illegal? So, one could confess to murder on the confession booth and the priest can only tell you your religious punishment, but can't call for a legal one. They could get excommunicated if so. Just another fun fact!

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Insert this picture of the guy from Dexter in a car