certified semen demon

14 he/they/xe/it guys talk to me i'm shouting in the void here

[aninternetsurfer]

WHAT IS AN INTRO POST

hey gang it's me, aninternetsurfer

call me Kilian

friendly neighbourhood agender dude or whatever

i shitpost and complain sometimes please bear with this is how I cope with my life

that's all

say hi

[aa-battery-4]

watching phm for the 3rd time 😋

[f8-of-the-stars-collective]

you’ve changed. for the better.

[aninternetsurfer]

fuck you americans and your stupid spellable spelling of diarrhowoewua

[laciffo-satan]

GUYS GUYS HOW DO I LOOK!!!!

I tried a new hairstyle too!!!

[aninternetsurfer]

I can't tell if this is satire or not but uhhh

[aninternetsurfer]

cat

[f8-of-the-stars-collective]

pain: 6/10

[haemora016]

wish me luck boys!!

i’m off to tanzania tomorrow (well today- it’s 1:27am)

i’m lowkey scared

hopefully it’ll be a mostly fun trip and i won’t want to die during it

although i may simply die from inclined walking with two heavy backpacks

alas, i’ll see you on the other side.

in 17 days i shall return.

[aninternetsurfer]

SEVENTEEN?

but good luck!!! don't die and take sunscreen <3

[haemora016]

ooo btw tumblr (i say as if im announcing to a crowd when in reality it is my 2 irl friends who already know)

guess who’s got herself a boyfriend 😎 as of 10 days ago (my writing has been slightly less depressing yayy)

also i came out as ace to my mates (30/6/26- last day of pride lol) btw americans that means 30th of june 2026 <3

so uh yeah life’s been pretty decent surprisingly

and i’m down to 1 panic attack a day :D

(besides that one time i had to miss classics and instead talk to two adults in a small room about stuff i did not have to capacity to talk about)

oh yeah and i’m gonna get tested for autism so that’ll be interesting

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[chann3l-42]

The Bad Guys™!

Reference bellow + cut outs below

Ref from @aniforce_gr on X

[ask-crammaster-ham]

[basement-deer]

Oh mein gott its the original fucking post

[marz-galacticrocks]

it feels like im looking at the mona lisa

[frickyoumarrieofficial]

YO.

[snomeraphim]

It’s like watching the Sistine Chapel be painted

[aninternetsurfer]

it's like looking at tolkein write LOTR

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[aninternetsurfer]

ugh I hate my period I hate my period I hate my period I hate my period I hate my period I hate my period I hate my period I hate my period I HATE MY PERIOD

[do-not-u-dare]

update for anyone who cares: I am still mot asleep and will not be for a while

[aninternetsurfer]

dumbahh /aff

[aninternetsurfer]

theres a mozzie somewhere in the house its dead silent here i can hear the little fucker buzzing its pissing me off

[aninternetsurfer]

can't take the Evil Shorts off until I finish my speech as a motivator to finish my speech

[aninternetsurfer]

me slipping a lekyll and hyde quote into my gcse speech that has nothing to do with jekyll or hyde