Um. yeah

Genderqueer she/her AroAce I am here to consume. Pinterest could not sustain me for much longer.

[whalewolvesinlondon]

???

[souporwholock]

Will goes to McDonald's

Inspired by my good friend @whalewolvesinlondon

[whalewolvesinlondon]

[whalewolvesinlondon]

it was a brisk exchange.

[whalewolvesinlondon]

If someone with seasonal depression was turned into a vampire, do you think it would be cured, or do you think they would be super depressed because they can't get any sun

[ash-wynn]

Tell me Will... Does your state of mind ever feel like it's balancing on a banana peel, ready to slip... at any moment...?

(featuring: Bananagraham and Hanndibal)

[whalewolvesinlondon]

Doctor Lector… do you enjoy peeling away the layers of my brain, trying to find the soft and malleable middle, sadistically destroying everything in your path? Is this your idea of fun?

[scrub-daddy-official]

Look into my spongey eyes and tell me you love me

[whalewolvesinlondon]

[whalewolvesinlondon]

ngl, kinda gay for a man to have two eyes of the same color. Like oh? You have homochromia? Your eyes are little homos?

[souporwholock]

Guys I had a dream that Wilson from House MD got really sick and I (Gregory House Himself) was carrying him around for help and. listen. he was so SMALL.

Wilson was so small and light to carry he was such a poor little guy 🥺 my little Wilson. fully grown man but it gave me the same joy of carrying a small sleeping kitten.

ANYWAYS this police lady came and took my Wilson from me!!!! She was like "I got him from here, we all love Wilson, here ya go" and then she handed me a Wilson coloring page to keep me entertained without the real Wilson 😭 I don't like coloring pages. I colored outside the lines. Fuck crayons!!!

[whalewolvesinlondon]

[whalewolvesinlondon]

🎶cunty roads

take me home🎶

[whalewolvesinlondon]

Oh? His balls were testicle laden? The balls were heavy with balls? His testicles had testicles in them?? Okay.

[whalewolvesinlondon]

*screams so hard my throat and innards turn inside out, forming a sort of fleshy trunk from what was my mouth, which I drag across the floor like a wet deflated python, and make much quieter distressed noises with*

Benedict Cumberbatch stops narrating my life. I finally did it. I finally broke him.

And yet you have not broken me, somehow

[whalewolvesinlondon]

Status

Wishing there was a surprise me button on Ao3

[viralthrust]

this is the same scene to me

[mortalityplays]

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

[ospreyonthemoon]

You literally could not exploit bees if you TRIED

"Oh well if you stop the queen leaving the bees are trapped" wrong, bees can and will swarm without a queen. They will also make new queens if they don't think theirs is good enough

"Bees don't consent to their honey being taken" wrong, bees are actually more than intelligent enough to know we take the honey. They LET us take the honey if they think what we provide in return (shelter, food, protection) is a fair deal.

"Taking honey starves the bees" WRONG AGAIN! Domestic bees overproduce honey. A beekeeper NEVER takes honey the bees would need because then you piss off the bees, and if you piss off the bees you don't have any bees. They stockpile honey for the winter, but because domestic colonies do way better than wild ones they stockpile too much. That's why beekeepers can take out whole frames and then have them filled in no time. Domestic bees actively overproduce because they know humans are going to skim some off the top.

And if they didn't want humans to take it, beekeeping WOULD NOT work.

To keep bees you have to let them fly free. If they can fly free they can leave. Meaning if they don't like what you're doing, they WILL leave.

The whole idea they're basically slaves to the queen is also not true, they can just make a new queen literally whenever, and if they don't like her, they kill her.

There is no way for a beekeeper to exploit their bees. The bees are EMPLOYEES.

Employbees, if you will.

[neil-gaiman]

Local beekeepers producing honey are not exploiting bees.

But the people putting billions of bees on trucks, trucking them around the country from Florida citrus or avocado groves to California almond farms, feeding the bees sugar water, and using them to fertilise the fruits and vegetables that proud omnivores and vegans will be consuming, they are definitely exploiting and murdering bees.

Here's a link that explains the kind of thing I'm talking about:

'Like sending bees to war': the deadly truth behind your almond milk obsession

Bees are essential to the functioning of America’s titanic almond industry – and billions are dying in the process

[whalewolvesinlondon]

Who would you rather bang

A Dementor

An Ood

I'm ace/see results

Voting ended onJun 13, 2024

The dementor can either suck your soul or not, I'm not sure which you guys would prefer.

Also, the Ood insists on dirty talk.

[whalewolvesinlondon]

once upon a time, a friend of mine was writing a silly short horror story and she wrote this metaphor that went something like "its skin stretched over its bones like a balloon full of sticks" and that has stuck with me for years since. Almost every passing day I see something and think of the balloon full of sticks. The visuals, a silliness, the horror once you visualize past the silliness. Masterful. Thank you @souporwholock for writing the single best line in history.