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A place for stupidly weird prompts, OTP scenarios, imagines and sentence starters. Rated 16+, possible 18+ prompts in the future.

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Person A: " What do you see yourself doing?"

Person B: " Alone, on the couch, and eating a whole cake."

Person A: "I mean in life."

Person B: "Alone, on the couch, eating a whole cake with champagne."

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Person A: "If I become a problem in the future would you get rid of me?"

Person B: "What do you mean in the future?"

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Person A: "I haven't seen you in months what happened?"

Person B: "I lack the patience and mental awareness to explain so just assume nstflix."

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Person A: "Why do you have a saw blade glued to your baseball bat?"

Person B: "Person C said I had to 'cut the calories and beat the fat' from my diet. It's duel purpose."

Person A: "I don't think this is what they meant."

Person C: "No, this is exactly what I meant."

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"I've been awake for 72 hours and have survived off nothing but energy drinks and coffee, what makes you think I want to be productive?"

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"When I signed up for a free trial I assumed it meant I wouldn't have to pay for anything, so it's really on you for not being specific if it was online only or in store. "

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Person A: "Since when is cursing at someone a crime?"

Person B: "When you start throwing rocks at them."

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Person A: "Explain to me why you thought robbing the place was a good idea?"

Person B: "I figured the gas would kill them not knock them out. Therefore there's no reason for a mask."

Person A: "It's called SLEEPING GAS you idiot."

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Person A: "Hey guess what I did?"

Person B: " Whatever it is I want nothing to do with it."

Person A: "It involves free food..."

Person B: "....what did you-"

Person A: "Stole $1000 worth of ramen."

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Person A: "So I may have accidentally fucked up and now someone is dead."

Person B: "Dammit Person A we're running out of people to frame!"

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Person A: "I love it when you give me those bedroom eyes. "

Person B: "They aren't bedroom eyes. You took my glasses and I can't see shit."

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Person A: "I think you know what we have to do."

Person B: "Leave you to deal with the consequences, got it."

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Person A: "Please don't yell at me I'm fragile and subject to crying."

Person B: "I'm sorry but how do you expect me to act when you bring me a body to hide?"

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Person A: "When you told me they were a fixer uper I didn't know you were talking about a person. "

Person B: "What did you think I was talking about a brick?"

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Person A: "You are such a mess. What am I going to do with you?"

Person B: "You can treat me to a nice dinner and my Amazon wishlist for starters."

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Person A: "Why are you so out of breath?"

Person B: " Running from my problems is a full time job."

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Person A: "I just made 3k in selling pictures of a PS5 on Ebay. "

Person B: "Isn't that a scam?"

Person A: "No, I put that it was just a picture four times. Not my fault if they can't read. "