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Like a scorned Elle Woods, Evgeni Malkin is motivated by your nonsense. Leading the playoffs in points and penalty minutes, Geno gets mad AND gets even. Reader, I love him.

#evgeni malkin #he is the purest soul #his anger gives me life #reblogging myself because I love him too much

Like a scorned Elle Woods, Evgeni Malkin is motivated by your nonsense. Leading the playoffs in points and penalty minutes, Geno gets mad AND gets even. Reader, I love him.

#geno #geno best #evgeni malkin #geno is score #the a stands for angry #angry geno #he feasts on the tears of goalies #RIP every goalie in the league #I can't believe they didn't put him on the NHL100 list #it's like they wanted geno angry #thats the real evidence of the NHL conspiring to get the pens another cup #get him mad going into the playoffs #geno smash

Connor McDavid reacts to the Flyers (spoiler: IT'S A TRAP), Henrik Lundqvist reacts to being benched (spoiler: it's through the medium of song), and someone called Bryan Rust scores a hat trick.

Fun stuff:

Latest episode of In The Room: www.nhl.com/penguins/video/t-277781208

Kris Letang is a model: hockeyfortheladies.blogspot.co.uk/2010/08/…way.html

Trevor Daley Appreciation Interlude: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOb0FGO3SM4

#phil kessel is a stanley cup champion #who the fuck is bryan rust #podcast

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Remember when the experts had these opinions:

“How can the Pittsburgh Penguins win a game with this woeful blue line?”

“How in the hell can the New York Rangers not get more than 5 shots on goal?”

“Trevor Daley skating 28 minutes and you still couldn’t win the game.”

Remember when the Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup anyway?

Music: Respect, Aretha Franklin Soundbites: Imbeciles

#justin schultz #jultz #i'm reclaiming the jultz nickname from oilers fans

Remember when the experts had these opinions:

"How can the Pittsburgh Penguins win a game with this woeful blue line?"

"How in the hell can the New York Rangers not get more than 5 shots on goal?"

"Trevor Daley skating 28 minutes and you still couldn't win the game."

Remember when the Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup anyway?

Music: Respect, Aretha Franklin Soundbites: Imbeciles

#i made this video #because I have no chill #kris letang #trevor daley #olli maatta #brian dumoulin #ian cole #ben lovejoy #derrick pouliot #justin schultz #jultz #it must be hard to put your opinion out there all the time like hockey analysts do #and its probably not fair for someone to take all the dumbest things you've said and make a video about them #ben lovejoy played his best hockey of his entire career in that cup run #trevor daley is a disney prince #olli maatta is just a child #kris Letang is the greatest at hockey and also the greatest at salty tweets #can brian dumoulin even play in this league?

any plans to update the shake it off video with this season + the cup? because 1. the video is brilliant & so are you 2. phil was so happy. just, SO happy. oh my god. what a season.

PHIL’S HAPPY FACE IS THE BEST FACE

my heart is overflowing

I am currently undecided re. updating

The puck didn’t go through Murray’s glove.

The internet is the worst.

Dana Heinze is a gift.

(Video unavailable on mobile devices, sorry!)

#pittsburgh penguins #dana heinze #sidney crosby's gross cup #the geno and dana show #this video is brought to you by me trying to feel like I have any sort of control over hockey #spoiler I don't #MY EMOTIONS

PENS IN SIX

WELCOME TO *MY* HOUSE

LETS GO PENS

#in which I am successfully hyped by my own hype video #but for real #lets go pens #WE GOT THIS #pittsburgh penguins #my heart #those dummies

Trevor Daley is a Disney Prince.

Please enjoy this video I have constructed in order to show you that Trevor Daley is a Disney Prince. And also a Comeback Kid.

#trevor daley #pittsburgh penguins #dallas stars #remember a time when Trevor Daley wasn't a Pittsburgh Penguins?#because I reject that reality #my favourite part is when he leaps into Kris Letang's arms #me too Trevor Daley me too

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PASCAL DUPUIS

So many feelings.

I can’t even.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU RIDICULOUSLY WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING 🍰💐🎂

#pascal dupuis #my heart #pittsburgh penguins

I SEE YOU AND YOUR APRIL FOOLS PRANK PITTSBURGH PENGUINS TWITTER ACCOUNT

BUT JOKE’S ON YOU

HERE IS THE REALITY

#and the reality is baby animals #f u for teasing me with baby animals #and then not delivering #I rage vidded this #it took me the better part of two hours #in which I was powered by rage AND was doing nothing but looking at hockey players interacting with puppies and kittens and tiny pigs #this was a very confusing combination #perhaps had I not been so angry at original tweet I wouldn't have been so salty with my use of ex-pens #so this is on you

PASCAL DUPUIS

So many feelings.

I can’t even.

#pascal dupuis #my heart #so many feelings #pittsburgh penguins

Jaromir Jagr scored his 200th NHL goal on the day that Aaron Ekblad was born.

Tomorrow is his 44th birthday.

He will outlive us all.

Happy Birthday, Ageless Time Wizard.

Many thanks to my partner in crime who is the best of us all. (And whose Jagr video idea I totally stole.)

#jaromir jagr #timeless age wizard #happy birthday jaromir jagr #I salute you

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Phil Kessel no longer in toxic Toronto media market. Currently in less toxic Pittsburgh media market. It’s a net gain, anyway.

#I should have tagged this better #because the world needs to celebrate phil kessel's escape #Toronto Maple Leafs #phil kessel #pittsburgh penguins

#It’s 2015 and Phil Kessel is a Pittsburgh Penguin #I know he doesn't need me throwing myself between him and Toronto sports media #because he is a true master at blank faced distain at their questions #and when blank face isn't enough he pulls out the big guns #the phil kessel head wobble #he uses it on goalies and on media #let's go pens

ferduh

yea kessel fat jokes are hilarious especially when you remember he can’t lose weight because he has a hormone imbalance from his fucking cancer. y’all can eat my fat dick.

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#remember that time phil kessel became a pittsburgh penguin #and was saved from the tire fire that is toronto sports media?#keep shaking it off phil #if they come for you I will leap in front of you like a secret service agent #or like baby geno scoring his superman goal #man that was a great goal #Geno best

You Can Be My Wingman Any Time

In which whoever is in charge of Pens social media is a goddamn genius.

This makes up for that time Sidney Crosby and Brandon Sutter dressed as Maverick and Goose for Halloween and the internet failed to capture that event in picture form.

#My favourite topless shot in this video is Sidney Crosby's upper lip.#👨🙅#my choice of title was the least homoerotic quote from the entire movie.#I plan to rewatch Top Gun immediately.#Sometimes Tom Cruise is a seagull #pittsburgh penguins #patric hornqvist #sidney crosby #pascal dupuis #nick bonino #maverick #iceman #goose #seagull

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