What tha fuck you lookin' at?

Yo! The name's Hunter and I'm a Scout with tha Reliable Excavation Demolition team. Nice ta friggen meet ya. ((SIDE BLOG! My main blog is redscoutsgotyourback. This is an independent RP and ask blog for a RED Scout (TF2). This is a multi-ship blog, but I can change that if asked and only if our characters have good chemistry together.I track the tag #whatamasshole if you have something to show me, tag it as such. )) (( NSFW content will be put under the Read More and I will tag it NSFW respectively. )) Stationed: Tuefort M!A: N/A

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[memoiresdouloureux]

@whatamasshole

“Oh, you’re still alive? How charming,” the Spy remarked when he came upon her. He hadn’t seen her in so long he had thought her either M.I.A. or K.I.A. 

“Where have you been?”

[whatamasshole]

“Yes... I’m still alive.” She rolled her eyes at his comment. “Me? I’ve been around. Took a two month leave of absence around 6 months ago, came back and they’ve had me jump from base ta base ta help out or whatever.” 

She shrugged. “So, how’s tha garden? Still thrivin’?” 

[whatamasshole]

runningfasternow entered the batting cages

[runningfasternow-blog]

Vance sighed. “Yeah… Well… I mean, dey don’t like us bein’ in no relationships or somethin’. Das just stupid in my opinion… We’ve got somethin’ T’ fight for, ain’t dat all we gotta do?” He asked.

[whatamasshole]

“It is stupid. This whole company is stupid, but the is pay killer, so I stay.” The was a few minutes of silence before she turned to face him. “I don’t think I’ve told ya my name yet.. ‘S Hunter.” 

[runningfasternow-blog]

“Das a cool name.” He complimented. “Sounds really cool. D’ya hunt at all? Wouldn’t dat be ironic as hell?” He snorted. “Name’s Vance.” He said with a chuckle. “Ain’t nothin’ compared t’ Hunter.”

[whatamasshole]

“Thanks! ‘S not my real name, though.” She laughed at his question, shaking her head. “Well, not necessarily... The people at my otha’ base gave me tha nickname. Maily because they said I’m always preyin’ on the weak.” She shrugged. “I liked it, so I kept it. Plus, I don’t like my name that much.” 

“But Vance is a cool name too! ‘S unique, not many people named that.”

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[whatamasshole]

The Scout approached the taller man, extending her hand to him. “Hey! Ya must be tha sniper for this team, right? ‘M new here, jus’ transferred.” She gave him a smile. “Surprisingly year the first face I’ve seen since I got her about a half hour ago. Where tha hell is everyone?” 

@redxbowsmen

[whatamasshole]

The Scout always tended to be a little cocky, but this took the cake. She was behind enemy lines, attempting to learn some intel on the BLU team. She even thought that she wouldn’t get caught considering she was wearing a blue shirt, but she was wrong. She was caught right away by the BLU teams Spy, and this is exactly why she’s a Scout and not a Spy; she couldn’t sneak around to save her life. 

@thebleuspider

[whatamasshole]

runningfasternow entered the batting cages

[runningfasternow-blog]

Vance sighed. “Yeah… Well… I mean, dey don’t like us bein’ in no relationships or somethin’. Das just stupid in my opinion… We’ve got somethin’ T’ fight for, ain’t dat all we gotta do?” He asked.

[whatamasshole]

“It is stupid. This whole company is stupid, but the is pay killer, so I stay.” The was a few minutes of silence before she turned to face him. “I don’t think I’ve told ya my name yet.. ‘S Hunter.” 

[whatamasshole]

“Yeah, unfortunately..” She shrugged. “Lead? That’s blows. I’m assumin’ we drink bottled then? Not in tha mood ta die from that... Anyway, so what do ya guys do for fun around here?” 

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[aestheticwankerr]

[whatamasshole]

Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

[whatamasshole]

Transferring bases always sucks, but when you go from one place to a completely opposite end of the country it sucks for than anything. 

Hunter had just transferred to 2Fort and was ordered to get to know her teammates, but screw that. She’d rather sit on the roof and relax than talk to several strangers; so that’s what she did. It only took her a few minutes, but she made her way up to the tallest building’s roof. Sitting on the edge, she cracked open a soda and sipped from it, not realizing that there was another person climbing up near her. 

@rubyscout

[rubyscout]

“Hm?  Oh, sorry, didn’t know there was someone else already up here.”  Shawn said when he poked his head up.  He climbed onto the roof and dusted off his pants.

“Do you mind if I join you?  I won’t be a bother, I promise.”  He said, rubbing the back of his head with a smile.

[whatamasshole]

He scared the crap out of her, but she didn’t show it.  She just squeezed her eyes shut under her sunglasses, taking another sip from her drink. “’S a free country. Ya can do whatever ya want.” 

After a few minutes of silence, she turned to the stranger, tilting her sunglasses down so she could get a good look at his face. “You’re from this base, right? Don’t wanna sound creepy or anything, but ‘m new. Jus’ transferred.” 

[rubyscout]

Shawn raised his eyebrows in interest when she said that she just transferred to this base. “Ohhh, so /you’re/ the new transfer!” He said with a smile.

He held his hand out for her to shake. “My name is Shawn. I was transferred from all the way up in Coldfront. But that was a while ago.”

[whatamasshole]

“Yup.” She reached out, shaking his hand. “Uh, Hunter, ‘s a nickname, but that’s what I’d like ta be called. Don’t listen to what’s on my file if anyone tells ya.”  She said, turning her head back in the direction of the sunset. 

“Oh? I was just transferred from Coldfront. First Sawmill, then Coldfront, and now here.” 

[whatamasshole]

runningfasternow entered the batting cages

[whatamasshole]

“Thanks…” Good, at least somebody around here understands what it’s like to be so responsible at such a young age. “Okay, so I might be steppin’ boundaries here.. But why are ya so upset? I mean, like, ya don’t have ta tell me if ya don’t want ta. Jus’ figured I mine as well ask since I brought it up in tha first place.” 

[runningfasternow-blog]

Vance sighed. “Well… M’ boyfriend left t’ anotha’ base. I guess I just miss ‘im. He was th’ RED Scout b'fore ya. I write ‘im every day. No reply yet. I… It’s been a week.”

[whatamasshole]

She walked back over and took a seat, her back leaning against the fence next to him. “That blows, man. If it’s any consolation, I came all tha way from Coldfront. By car it’s a good 6 days with stops. He’s probably jus’ distracted by tha move. ‘M sure he’ll get back ta ya soon.” 

[runningfasternow-blog]

Vance nodded. “Yeah. Okay. I’m usually th’ one t’ go to Coldfront, so I just take a single suitcase. They switch me a lot, but not Ry.” He said with a small sigh. “I hope he’s settling in okay…”

[whatamasshole]

“Sorry, man. I know it sucks. I left someone back there too.” She sighed as well. “I’m not eve sure why we were switched, ta be honest. I was doin’ well ova’ there, an’ from what you’re tellin’ me, Ry was it?.. He seemed to be doin’ fine here. If I can be honest here, I think they just like ta fuck with us. Let us settle in and then rip us away.” 

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[whatamasshole]

runningfasternow entered the batting cages

[whatamasshole]

“Thanks…” Good, at least somebody around here understands what it’s like to be so responsible at such a young age. “Okay, so I might be steppin’ boundaries here.. But why are ya so upset? I mean, like, ya don’t have ta tell me if ya don’t want ta. Jus’ figured I mine as well ask since I brought it up in tha first place.” 

[runningfasternow-blog]

Vance sighed. “Well… M’ boyfriend left t’ anotha’ base. I guess I just miss ‘im. He was th’ RED Scout b'fore ya. I write 'im every day. No reply yet. I… It’s been a week.”

[whatamasshole]

She walked back over and took a seat, her back leaning against the fence next to him. “That blows, man. If it’s any consolation, I came all tha way from Coldfront. By car it’s a good 6 days with stops. He’s probably jus’ distracted by tha move. ‘M sure he’ll get back ta ya soon.” 

[whatamasshole]

runningfasternow entered the batting cages

[whatamasshole]

“Thanks...” Good, at least somebody around here understands what it's like to be so responsible at such a young age. “Okay, so I might be steppin’ boundaries here.. But why are ya so upset? I mean, like, ya don’t have ta tell me if ya don’t want ta. Jus’ figured I mine as well ask since I brought it up in tha first place.” 

[whatamasshole]

Transferring bases always sucks, but when you go from one place to a completely opposite end of the country it sucks for than anything. 

Hunter had just transferred to 2Fort and was ordered to get to know her teammates, but screw that. She’d rather sit on the roof and relax than talk to several strangers; so that’s what she did. It only took her a few minutes, but she made her way up to the tallest building’s roof. Sitting on the edge, she cracked open a soda and sipped from it, not realizing that there was another person climbing up near her. 

@rubyscout

[rubyscout]

“Hm?  Oh, sorry, didn’t know there was someone else already up here.”  Shawn said when he poked his head up.  He climbed onto the roof and dusted off his pants.

“Do you mind if I join you?  I won’t be a bother, I promise.”  He said, rubbing the back of his head with a smile.

[whatamasshole]

He scared the crap out of her, but she didn’t show it.  She just squeezed her eyes shut under her sunglasses, taking another sip from her drink. “’S a free country. Ya can do whatever ya want.” 

After a few minutes of silence, she turned to the stranger, tilting her sunglasses down so she could get a good look at his face. “You’re from this base, right? Don’t wanna sound creepy or anything, but ‘m new. Jus’ transferred.”