a firbolg knows more about math than me

currently re-listening to balance for the millionth time // Rachel // 26 // my ao3: brasskass

[jerreeeeeee]

an important thing to note is that although taako is both gay and lup’s best friend, he is not her gay best friend. kravitz is her gay best friend. she says something along the lines of “kravitz is the gay best friend i never had” and taako gets all offended like what are you talking about?? i’m your gay best friend. you’ve had a gay best friend your entire life. you were literally born with a gay best friend. and she’s like no you’re not. you’re my lameass gay brother its different. kravitz is bitchy and into drama and fashion. when i ask what kravitz thinks about how i look he gives me actual good advice and gasses me up while doing it. you have a mullet. the other night i asked if you wanted to watch drag race and you said no i want to watch masterchef and you made me watch masterchef. and taako’s like you love masterchef and we had a great time. and lup is like yes i do and we did but that’s not my point

[fioblah]

u know him from tv

tip jar

[stars-n-kites]

i feel like a lot of people see it as a flaw in storytelling when an actor's personality bleeds into or eclipses the typical characterization of their character but personally i think one of the funniest things abt taako adventurezone is that he is sometimes temporarily possessed by a deeply socially anxious nearing middle aged suburban father . its a core component of the character that i feel cannot be ignored

[krowbats]

the hunger

[ninetimesone]

phantasmal and resplendent

[careydraws]

THREE months left until TAZGN7: Story & Song!! It'll be out on 7/14/26!! We're gonna be starting to talk about the preorder bonuses in the next month-- Stay tuned!!

sneak peek: ango & Taako & ???? in tazgn7...?

🔥🔥🔥

 @mcelroyfamilystaff

[careydraws]

13 weeks left until TAZGN7…! here's a fun batch of TAZ-podcast-bonus-episode-themed bits & background bits you might have missed in ALL 6 TAZGNs!

you can preorder book 7 at theadventurezonecomic.com! it'll be out on July 14th, 2026!! that's terrifyingly soon!!

I think I got the release year right this time, lol.

@mcelroyfamilystaff

[gingersnooze]

A day late but I heard we were taking abt Lup Day ily miss Phantasmal and resplendent

[orykorioart]

Here’s a Kravvy for Octobies

[careydraws]

Less than four months left!! I'm SUPER excited to talk about the two exclusive editions available at BAM & B&N-- I think we'll get to reveal them within a week-ish! But in the meantime:

Preorders are open at theadventurezonecomic.com !!

Here's a version that's a direct crop of the actual page:

and a tumblr exclusive: here's the bottom of that big splash panel without a ton of giant text over it! @mcelroyfamilystaff

[anistarrose]

barry bluejeans lich voice: actually the color red has more positive connotations than negative ones, it's called color theory and

[anistarrose]

lucretia, a skilled painter who knows what actual real color theory is: i put up lich wards just to make you shut up about this how are you still manifesting in my office

[zombee]

merle highchurch is character of all time. chooses to be a priest like some people choose to be accountants but becomes his god's favorite anyway. fucks plants. absentee father who makes it right but knows the hurt will never go away. jealous of a ten year old. relentlessly pesters man who cuts his arm off to save his life simply because he swung the axe. doesn't hesitate to say no when he's offered a fix for that. plays chess with the embodiment of cosmic horror homicidal nihilism. chooses joy. chooses joy. CHOOSES JOY!!!!!

[gingersnooze]

The sleutherrr

[li-ion-battery]

waiter! waiter! more characters grieving something they can't even remember please!

[pyroguesstuff]

y’all already know what time it is (it’s “yearly taako redraw after the old one randomly gets a bunch of reblogs” season)

[highbrasshighkass]

painted myself a new dice storage box! design inspired by the lichen on caduceus' armor 🩷

[finch-friesss]

Basically just re-did my last post from a different angle in a different medium lmao