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[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[isabeljkim]

goodnight everyone please buy my book in the morning

[jerreeeeeee]

an important thing to note is that although taako is both gay and lup’s best friend, he is not her gay best friend. kravitz is her gay best friend. she says something along the lines of “kravitz is the gay best friend i never had” and taako gets all offended like what are you talking about?? i’m your gay best friend. you’ve had a gay best friend your entire life. you were literally born with a gay best friend. and she’s like no you’re not. you’re my lameass gay brother its different. kravitz is bitchy and into drama and fashion. when i ask what kravitz thinks about how i look he gives me actual good advice and gasses me up while doing it. you have a mullet. the other night i asked if you wanted to watch drag race and you said no i want to watch masterchef and you made me watch masterchef. and taako’s like you love masterchef and we had a great time. and lup is like yes i do and we did but that’s not my point

[herbgerblin]

This is driving me insane and so ive taken to your ask box because I know you write

Do you happen to know of a taz fic

- college au i believe

- garage band au

- taako is lead singer, kravitz is brought in to play bass and at one point sings because taako is late to rehearsal

- the title I /thought/ was ultraviolet or ultraviolence but searching those reveal nothing

- I thought the description contained the definition of the title

- the title is also the title of a song taako had written

- past taako and sazed

Im going insane trying to find this fic but hopefully you recognize what im talking about?

I failed to find the fic and I'm lowkey haunted by this description because I know I've also read it!! If anyone can remember which fic this is, anon (and myself) would be eternally grateful.

[wildgeese98]

I forgot how much Griffin telegraphs the big twist in Balance. He straight up says "oh yeah you could hide stuff from people who've been inoculated if there was a second voidfish" at one point. Lukas brings it up when he's arguing with Yohan about the voidfish too. Plus anyone knowledgeable enough about music could figure out EGG BABE and we first hear that pretty early on. I've never really interacted with the TAZ fandom and I listened long after Balance ended but I imagine there must have been a good amount of people who figured out there was a second voidfish way before the reveal. I kinda love that honestly, I enjoy a figure out-able twist. Not that I ever figure them out but I love going back and being like oh yeah this was so obvious in retrospect.

[shelbazoidz]

The porky pig bit has to be one of my favorite mbmbam moments. Griffin's reluctance at his own joke. The brother's silent horror. The animation captures this trainwreck/homerun of a joke so well

[herbgerblin]

I am 24 hours free from my shitty terrible job that took away all my free time and joy and energy and… I can feel it…the desire to create… it’s coming back to me….

[ghsot]

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

[ghsot]

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

[itriedonce]

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

[ghsot]

oh my god youre right.

[wellsbering]

this is exactly how taako looked when he yelled "ABRACA-FUCK YOU" and shot magic brian

[yellbug]

i used to follow someone who would reblog this post like 50 times a day and i tried to filter it but because i filtered it using the whole phrase i would see them all anyway but it made the whole post funnier to me so i left it like that and now every time i see this i smile fondly

[miss-hexatrix]

I can't tell you how strange it felt to see a post with this photo attached, bc I also have this post blocked in the exact same way

Though to be fair it's nice to know I'm not alone

[yellbug]

[blupjeansweek]

[ID: A blue banner reading “Blupjeans Week 2026” with prompts listed below. On either side of the text is a small bust drawing of Barry and Lup from The Adventure Zone. End ID.]

Announcing Blupjeans Week 2026, a whole week dedicated to Barry and Lup from the Adventure Zone Podcast!

The week will run from Tuesday May 26th to Monday June 1st, honoring the anniversary of Episode 64. Any creative content is accepted, so feel free to share whatever you create! AI-generated content will not be accepted.

For Visual Artists: Please include image descriptions. I'd like to make sure this event is as inclusive as possible, and not having to describe images myself allows me to run things much more efficiently!

Prompts Are:

May 26: experiment

May 27: death

May 28: light

May 29: swap

May 30: meal

May 31: space

June 1: bluejeans

Tag your posts #blupjeansweek2026 and @blupjeansweek to make sure I see it! If your post is not reblogged, please send me the post through direct message so I can reblog it here!

Happy Creating!

[blueoceanarts]

Stay informed, stay aware, and donate to trans causes if you have the means.

The Sylvia Rivera Law Project provides legal assistance to trans people, including help with IDs, name changes, and immigration. Based in New York City.

One-n-ten provides community support to LGBT+ youth in Arizona.

[the-aro-agenda]

terfs aren't welcome here. btw

[marywhal]

I was watching a spy show, and a character's alarm clock was annoying her so she just fuckin threw a knife at it, and like, attypf vibes.

lup, two days after she and kravitz move into hallwinter tower the first time, entering kravitz’s apartment: team breakfast! we’re all going to eat together! i made pancakes!

kravitz, knife in hand: if i were less well-trained, i would have thrown this and you would be dead now

lup: ah, i see. not a morning person. i understand.

[marywhal]

@questbedhead replied to your post “I was watching a spy show, and a character’s alarm clock was annoying…”

Barry many moons later, coming into Taako’s room early morning: Hey I’ve been up since days ago wanna come have breakf- Taako *throws a knife that just almost grazes Barry’s ear*: If I was less well trained I would have thrown this and not missed on purpose. Barry, to Lup over breakfast: They really are perfect for each other, huh.

CANON.

[herbgerblin]

[herbgerblin]

[ID: Line art comic depicting Lup, a human woman with shoulder length, undercut hair wearing a hooded crop top, bursting into a room exclaiming: “Team breakfast! We’re all going to eat together! I made pancakes!” Kravitz, a human man with dreaded hair up in a mess at bun, replies with knife in hand, “If I were less well-trained, I would have thrown this and you would be dead now.” Lup slowly backs out of the room, a bit less enthusiastic. She says, “Ah. I see. Not a morning person. I understand.” 2nd Image: Barry, a human man with short hair, wearing glasses and a t-shirt enters a room, saying, “Hey, I’ve been up since days ago wanna come have breakf- ”

A knife is flung in his direction that just almost grazes Barry’s ear and lounges into the wall behind him. Taako, a human man with a blanket wrapped around his shoulders says, “If I was less well trained I would have thrown this and not missed on purpose.” Barry stands stock still, quietly understanding. 3rd image: Barry, to Lup over breakfast, comments, “They really are perfect for each other, huh.” End ID

[anistarrose]

barry bluejeans lich voice: actually the color red has more positive connotations than negative ones, it's called color theory and

[anistarrose]

lucretia, a skilled painter who knows what actual real color theory is: i put up lich wards just to make you shut up about this how are you still manifesting in my office

[klytemnestra7]

Today I told my therapist “it’s hard to be pissed off when you’re listening to an old man seduce a plant.”

[secretlykogane]

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