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[anistarrose]

whenever i hear a violin i think of lup. i expect this will continue for the rest of my life

[softgaycontent]

Lucretia is the most fun character in the world because she is set up exactly like the guy who has been a villain all along, but instead the big reveal is that she's your best friend. And she loves you and thinks you're hilarious.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

chopping vegetables and laughing to myself as I imagine someone writing a fanfic about their new oc, the long-lost McElroy sister

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

she has deep purple eyes and long wavy black hair and they have to put her on the podcast and the title of the fic is my brother my brother my sister and me

[playwrongs]

She walked confidently into the podcasting studio. She looked at the three brothers sitting there and smiled, tossing her shiny raven tresses and looking at them.

"It's nice to meet you all," she murmured and her violet orbs shone while she looked at them. "My name is Carmellia Sofia Azura McElroy. And I am your sister."

"But you are too beautiful to be our sister" said Justin looking at her with astonishment.

"I don't know how this could happen" said Griffin who was also astonished.

"Your eyes are as purple as my hair" said Travis (he was still dyeying his hair purple)

"It's true boys" said Clint. "Your mother and I had another child but she was lost when she was one year old. We never told you about her because we didn't want you to be sad that she was lost. But now after many years she has grown up into a beautiful young woman, and you can hear how amazing her voice is. Plus, she is so funny and hilarious. If we put her on the podcast everyone will want to listen."

"I don't want another person on the podcast" said Justin. But then Carmellia said "You mean you don't want another horse in the stable" and it was so funny that everyone busted out laughing hard.

"Okay it's true you are funny and your voice is so rich and good to listen to" said Griffin. "We will change the name of the podcast and make it so that you are on with us every week. It will be called My brother my bRother my SISTER and me!"

"That is all I ever wanted" said Carmellia as she cried happy tears. She took out a big handkerchief so the tears wouldn't fall on the beautiful pink gown she was wearing that had white lace on it and trailed down to the floor. "I'm finally reuinted with my family and I get to make jokes with them." Everyone hugged.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I think Carmellia dies tragically by sacrificing herself to save her brothers in chapter 12. There are four chapters of everyone grieving her before Sydnee McElroy (in the only appearance of another woman in the fic) resurrects her with medical science. She is the eldest sibling but she was kept in cryogenic sleep for like 30 years so she didn’t age and is only 18.

[viewfindercomics]

oh hey, the TAZ Don’t Let’s Start animatic, yeah I loved making that—IT’S BEEN NEARLY A DECADE????

anyways, balance is still one of the best shows out there, rewrote my brain chemistry when I was 16 and made me believe in the power of love. (and thanks for almost 900,000 views <3)

[orykorioart]

I've unintentionally made all pokemon art this June so I might as well make this year's Blups mon-themed as well lol

+ Alternate red+blue version teehee

[herbgerblin]

hi i am now based in nyew yawk citayyyy

[careydraws]

THREE?! WEEKS? LEFT?! Did you claim your preorder bonus? Did you ask your library to order a copy? Will I see you in Boston or NYC? You will know me because I'll be a happy-crying sobbing mess, probably, maybe. One way to find out!!

@mcelroyfamilystaff

[careydraws]

everyone tagging this as 'let's take ibuprofen together' is correct, thank you, you've compelled me to show you the most important photocard in my medicine cabinet (not tazgn-related)

thank you, future trunks, for always being there for me in very specific situations

[fandomsnstuff]

taz fic called "if there's a degree on his wall, I havent seen it" where barry lied HEAVILY on his resume when applying to the institute and hilarity ensues

[tmos-time]

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

[geekandmisandry]

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

[thelilskee]

I don’t know how but this post is funnier in night mode

[thelilskee]

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[isabeljkim]

goodnight everyone please buy my book in the morning

[jerreeeeeee]

an important thing to note is that although taako is both gay and lup’s best friend, he is not her gay best friend. kravitz is her gay best friend. she says something along the lines of “kravitz is the gay best friend i never had” and taako gets all offended like what are you talking about?? i’m your gay best friend. you’ve had a gay best friend your entire life. you were literally born with a gay best friend. and she’s like no you’re not. you’re my lameass gay brother its different. kravitz is bitchy and into drama and fashion. when i ask what kravitz thinks about how i look he gives me actual good advice and gasses me up while doing it. you have a mullet. the other night i asked if you wanted to watch drag race and you said no i want to watch masterchef and you made me watch masterchef. and taako’s like you love masterchef and we had a great time. and lup is like yes i do and we did but that’s not my point

[herbgerblin]

This is driving me insane and so ive taken to your ask box because I know you write

Do you happen to know of a taz fic

- college au i believe

- garage band au

- taako is lead singer, kravitz is brought in to play bass and at one point sings because taako is late to rehearsal

- the title I /thought/ was ultraviolet or ultraviolence but searching those reveal nothing

- I thought the description contained the definition of the title

- the title is also the title of a song taako had written

- past taako and sazed

Im going insane trying to find this fic but hopefully you recognize what im talking about?

I failed to find the fic and I'm lowkey haunted by this description because I know I've also read it!! If anyone can remember which fic this is, anon (and myself) would be eternally grateful.

[wildgeese98]

I forgot how much Griffin telegraphs the big twist in Balance. He straight up says "oh yeah you could hide stuff from people who've been inoculated if there was a second voidfish" at one point. Lukas brings it up when he's arguing with Yohan about the voidfish too. Plus anyone knowledgeable enough about music could figure out EGG BABE and we first hear that pretty early on. I've never really interacted with the TAZ fandom and I listened long after Balance ended but I imagine there must have been a good amount of people who figured out there was a second voidfish way before the reveal. I kinda love that honestly, I enjoy a figure out-able twist. Not that I ever figure them out but I love going back and being like oh yeah this was so obvious in retrospect.

[shelbazoidz]

The porky pig bit has to be one of my favorite mbmbam moments. Griffin's reluctance at his own joke. The brother's silent horror. The animation captures this trainwreck/homerun of a joke so well

[herbgerblin]

I am 24 hours free from my shitty terrible job that took away all my free time and joy and energy and… I can feel it…the desire to create… it’s coming back to me….

[ghsot]

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

[ghsot]

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

[itriedonce]

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

[ghsot]

oh my god youre right.